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Step 13 || Gregory House & James Wilson

Paring: Greg House x gn!reader x James Wilson

Summary: short blurb about reader's long night routine

Warnings: none

Word Count: 0.3k

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You hear feet shuffling towards the bathroom; pausing your routine you turn to watch as Wilson leans against the door frame.

"What step are you on now?"

You don't answer him right away a little out of embarrassment but mostly because you didn't actually know. However, House seemed to be watching you closely as he answers Wilson's question from his spot on the bed.

"Step 13."

You and Wilson turn to stare at House dumbfounded. He looks up from his book and gives both of you a questioning look.

"What?"

You and Wilson glance at each other before breaking out in a fit of giggles.

"Wow you loooovvvee me!"

House shots you a dirty look but before he can get out an equally snarky remark Wilson is walking towards him.

"It's fascinating that you complain about how long their nightly routine takes, but you know every step. Which means you have to have been watching them closely every night to know their exact steps!"

"Oh come on! I don't----"

"Hey now wait a minute."

You cut House off while walking up to Wilson's side right in front of him and lean down close to his face.

"I always wondered who would replace my products when they were running low. I knew it couldn't be Wilson since he has a panic attack the moment he steps into any Sephora, but I thought you were too "manly" and "heartless" to ever do something like that for me."

You hover your face right next to his ear, "Turns out I was wrong."

You feel Wilson wrap his arms around your waist and rest his head on your shoulder. "Looks like we have a big softy here."

House scoffs at you both and tries to get up from the bed. But you and Wilson are on top of him and are pulling him back down successfully trapping him between your bodies.

You cover his face in kisses and listen to him whine and complain, but when you pull back to look at him, he has the biggest smile on his face.

"We love you, ya big softy."

sweet feels || james hook x reader

|| note: this is not canon and this is just a figment of my imagination

|| pairings: james hook x reader

|| fluff

|| from the author: loved writing this

-fic under the cut-

"you have stolen my heart"

The corridors of Merlin Academy were alive with activity as students buzzed with excitement about the upcoming Castlecoming. It was the talk of the school—who would wear what, who would go with whom. But you weren’t worried about any of that. You had something—or rather, someone—much more important on your mind.

James Hook.

You smiled at the thought of him, the pirate with the charming smirk and the mischievous glint in his eyes. Despite your royal upbringing, you had fallen for him, and he for you. It had started with stolen glances and teasing banter, but over time, your connection deepened, and before you knew it, you were inseparable.

As you walked down the hall, your thoughts were interrupted by the familiar voices of Uliana’s crew. They were gathered near the entrance, laughing and joking as usual. Uliana, the sister of Ursula, was at the center, her presence commanding attention.

“There she is!” Morgie, the son of Morgana, called out, spotting you. “Our favorite royal.”

You chuckled as you joined them, greeted by the warmth and camaraderie you had come to cherish. Despite the differences in your backgrounds, Uliana’s crew had welcomed you with open arms. You were one of them, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

“So, what’s the plan for today?” you asked, slipping into the easy rhythm of their banter.

“We were just talking about the ball,” Hook said, sidling up to you with that signature grin. “Thinking of sweeping you off your feet on the dance floor.”

You rolled your eyes playfully, but your heart fluttered at his words. “You wish.”

“Hey, don’t be too sure,” he teased, wrapping an arm around your waist. “I’ve been practicing.”

“Sure you have,” you quipped back, leaning into his side.

But before the conversation could continue, Bridget, the princess of Hearts, approached, looking more serious than usual. You immediately noticed the tension in her posture.

“Bridget, what’s up?” you asked, concern lacing your voice.

She glanced at you, then at the others. “There’s something I need to talk to Uliana about.”

The crew quieted down, sensing the shift in mood. You watched as Bridget and Uliana exchanged words, the conversation hushed but intense. You didn’t catch everything, but you heard enough to know that Bridget was troubled by something Uliana had said or done.

When the conversation ended, Bridget turned to you. “(Y/N), what do you think?”

You knew Bridget well—she wasn’t one to make a fuss over nothing. If she was upset, there was a reason. “I’m on your side, Bridget,” you said firmly, knowing that your loyalty to your friends meant everything.

Uliana seemed taken aback by your response, but before she could say anything, Hook stepped in. “Let’s not get into a fight over this. We’re all friends here. Except for pinkie over there.”

You nodded in agreement, relieved that Hook was there to diffuse the situation. “Yeah, let’s talk this out.”

Eventually, the tension eased, and the crew found a way to resolve their differences. Bridget smiled at you, grateful for your support, and Uliana gave you a nod, understanding that you had to stand by your friend.

Later that evening, as the sun dipped below the horizon, you found yourself standing with Hook on the edge of the school grounds, the soft glow of the setting sun casting a golden hue over everything. He had his arm around you, holding you close.

“You know,” he began, his voice gentle, “I wasn’t sure about us at first. I mean, you’re a royal, and I’m... well, I’m me.”

You turned to look at him, surprised by his sudden seriousness. “Hook, don’t say that. We’re perfect for each other.”

He smiled, his eyes softening as he gazed at you. “Yeah, we are. I’ve got the feels for you, (Y/N).”

You laughed softly, your heart swelling with affection. “I’ve got the feels for you too.”

The moment was perfect—just the two of you, wrapped in each other’s warmth. You knew that whatever challenges came your way, you would face them together. Because, in the end, it wasn’t about where you came from or who you were supposed to be. It was about the way he made you feel—happy, cherished, and completely yourself.

And with him by your side, life was sweeter than ever.

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the girl is mine | charles leclerc, alexandra saint mleux

pairing: charles leclerc x actress!reader x alexandra saint mleux

summary: when your new movie comes out, your boyfriend and girlfriend get jealous of fans shipping you with your costar, even though your relationship is still a secret to the public

fc: rachel zegler

request: here and here

a/n: and he wins in austinnnn! (with alex because apparently now i cannot write about charles without also writing about alex)

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It really just hit me that we are living through history.

Even if you are not a Max Verstappen or Red Bull Racing fan, stop for a moment and relish in the greatness we’ve witnessed these past four seasons.

I remember being young and asking my father and grandfathers about Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost and Niki Lauda.

I remember being just old enough to understand the enormity of what Michael Schumacher was able to accomplish towards the end of his time with Ferrari.

One day our own children and grandchildren will oooh and aaah about how we got to witness Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen’s domination.

This sport moves quick. Champions come and go. Drivers come and go. Teams come and go.

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hii !! i dunno if ur still doing requests but toddler! reader with chameron where when they pick her up from daycare she’s holding like a little boy’s hand and says he’s her boyfriend and maybe chase is like “no, no guys until you’re 50” and cameron is just like “thats adorable” thank uu smm!!

Daycare Boy

Chameron x Daughter!Reader

Summary: Chase and Cameron come to pick you up from daycare only to find out you have a little boyfriend.

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Chase was very protective of you, you were his baby girl after all, so when he got to your daycare with Cameron and saw you holding the hand of a little boy, well he wasn’t too pleased, to say the least. You had noticed your mummy and daddy walk through the door, momentarily letting go of the boy's hands to hug Cameron and Chase who knelt down to your height.

“Mummy! Daddy! You here!” You squealed, wrapping your tiny arms tightly around Cameron and nuzzling your face against her cheek.

Cameron chuckled softly, giving you a gentle squeeze as she hugged you back. “Hey, sweet girl! Mama missed you so much! Did you have a good day?”

You nodded excitedly, giggling happily. “Miss you too! Got boyfriend.” You took hold of the little boy's hand again so he could stand next to you in front of your parents.

Chase’s face dropped at the word ‘boyfriend’, boyfriend? You weren’t old enough to have a boyfriend! Meanwhile, Cameron was smiling and couldn’t help but awe. She thought it was too cute. She gave a little wave to the little boy and kissed your cheek. “A boyfriend? That’s so sweet!”

Chase crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow. He shot Cameron a ‘really?’ look at hearing her say it was sweet. “No, no, no, no. Y/N you’re not allowed to date until you’re 50. No boyfriends.”

Your little face scrunched up, holding the little boy's hand tighter as you heard Chase say that boyfriends weren’t allowed. “No, Daddy. He my boyfriend, ‘kay?”

Chase shook his head, about to open his mouth to say something before Cameron cut in. “It’s okay, sweetheart, Daddy is just a bit surprised. He’s very happy you have such a close friend.”

You nodded, your frown turning into a happy grin. “Boyfriend.”

Cameron nodded, letting out a little giggle and running a hand through your hand. “Boyfriend, alright honey.”

Chase let out a small huff and rubbed his forehead, whispering to Cameron beside him. “Seriously? You’re not bothered by this? She’s 3!”

Cameron sighed, giving her husband a side-eye at his overdramatics. “Exactly, she’s 3. It’s just a harmless daycare crush, it’s not like they even know

what it means. They share snacks and hold hands in the library line, that’s how serious it gets.”

Chase sighed, picking you up and setting you on his hip, quickly watching you wave goodbye to the boy. “I guess… but she’s 3, she’s too young to have a boyfriend.”

Cameron smirked, signing you out on the little sheet of paper. “And what? You’re going to chase away every boyfriend by the time she’s finished college?”

Chase shrugged and followed Cameron out of the daycare and to the carpark. “Maybe, so what? Her heart doesn’t deserve to be broken and she’s better than all the jerks out there.”

Cameron rolled her eyes in amusement, unlocking the car and taking you from Chase’s arms to buckle you in your car seat. “You can worry about that in about 10 years, they’ll probably be ‘over’ by the end of the week. It’s not a committed relationship, they’re toddlers.”

Chase let out a small chuckle, getting into the driver's seat. “I’m just saying.”

You didn’t exactly mind what your dad thought, you didn’t see the harm in having a little crush. “I got boyfriend… I got boyfriend.”

Chase would always be protective of you, of course, he would be, he’s your dad. Though, he decided he could just let this innocent little daycare love slip, it was just innocent children being children. You’ll always be his baby girl and he’ll never stop trying to protect you.