What’s the procedure?
me when a mutual messages me: ok now be cool, JUST be FUCking cool for once in ur daMN LIFE don’t be so FUCKing weird
I’m crying. I have a personal name for this ship. Fe3. If you don’t get it you’re uneducated.
morgan is smart. pepper/tony/rhodey ot3 🥰🥰🥰
Thor: *giving uncle advice to peter* Remember, a good romance starts with a good friendship.
Loki: And a bad romance starts with a “ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma”
“Sometimes words aren’t enough and that’s why we have middle fingers.”
Oof
loki: today is a quiet day
loki: very quiet *looks at thor who's sleeping peacefully*
loki: i don't like quiet *pulls out daggers*
loki: *stabs thor*
thor: loKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
loki: ahh no more quiet, i like it
Don’t normally do this but the song made my day.
@everyscript
Loki: Apparently spite isn’t a good answer to what motivates you.
Black Card: _____ that's how I want to die
Tony: Alcoholism
Steve: Doing the right thing
Peter: Vigilante justice
Natasha: Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god
Bruce: Science
Clint: The biggest blackest dick
Thor: Powerful thighs
Harley: Poor life choices
Scott: A fully dressed female video game character
Shuri: The entire internet
Hope: Multiple stab wounds
Bucky: The Great Depression
Sam: A perfectly cylindrical vagina
T'challa: Depression
Pepper: Dying
Rhodey: Being black
Wanda: Being a motherfucking sorcerer
Loki as Czar: '...Being a motherfucking sorcerer, that's how I want to die.'... Preach.
Peter: If I die, please bury me either in a T-pose or the you know I had to do it pose.
Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 2:
Vision
Scott
Shuri
T’challa
Rhodey
If I’m missing someone tell me and part 3 is probably going to be the guardians reacting
Anything Marvel. Other things as well as I get involved with other fandoms
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