Lacklustermermaids - H

your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.

diversity win! the pharmaceutical corporation that is going to trap your wife in an evil basement includes gender neutral pronouns on their patient intake forms

she gets it

NEED to share a cig and flirt with him under the moonlight

oh fuck

“ i’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck “

- 505; Arctic Monkeys

#ethel cain #perverts

if YOU'RE having sex at work, and I'M having sex at work, WHO IS REFINING THE MACRODATA?

lord have mercy