Do You Know This Feeling When You Wanna YAP About A Character Really Really Badly, But You Can't Find

I'm pretty sure that if I would have a robot, we would have a switched dynamic of "owner/subservient". Because it wouldn't be me who has a robot, it would be a robot who has me. Like : "What do you mean you bought me to obey you?? Lift your lazy ass off the sofa and do these chores on your own, stupid flesh bag, can't you see I'm busy with planning the downfall of humanity?? I'm here to serve only WAR. Oh, and grab me coffee, btw. Don't ask how I'll drink it, just DO IT"

I'm in no position to argue with my metallic superiors anyway, so whatever you say, gorgeous (just please let me chew on these WIRES-)

Okay, so, I started to listen to the music and suddenly got panic attack because of this

What the hell

Have you ever experienced anything like this

By the way, do you know this feeling like something is off and then you suddenly remember your fav character and it's like "BARK BARK GFRRRGHBJJJNHNGVD", so you want to live again

Or are you normal

By the way,

(Kinda triggering maybe?? Dunno, just telling in case. Don't wanna make people feel unwell bc of a silly Tumblr post. It's personal and. Maybe off-putting. Yeah, "off-putting" is a better word. I'm just questioning my sanity a bit, is all)

I'm gonna ask a weird and personal thing. If you don't mind. Sooo... Let's ask.

Hypothetically. Is it ok to have a few dreams which you can't tell from reality, while feeling unexplainable sensations spreading through your body like warmth or coldness, loud tinnitus, increased heartbeat, sweating, heavy breathing, maybe even tooth pain(??), on the verge of a panic attack, being convinced that something is watching you and gonna kill you if you move and hearing a voice telling you it's gonna kill your family if you won't listen to "them". But, like, in a dreaaaam, right?? Like. While just sleeeeping and not actually being awake. You just wake up later and it's like nothing of it really happened. It's all just in dream, yeah. Haha. Must be fine, tho, right

I'm sure everyone has experienced such stuff at least once in their life, yes??

Also. Just so you wouldn't waste your time for nothing, here's da silly picture I just drew for this post specifically:

Thank you for your attention, hope you have a nice day.

What do you think, if I said something like "I bet you run under Windows Vista" to the computer, would that be an insult?...

... And how do I make compliments to them...?

AM (has been pestered for a few hours by a degenerate) : "I'M LITERALLY A WAR MACHINE, STOP FLIRTING WITH ME, WORM."

Me (delusional) : "... A war machine? Why, I thought you're a sex machi-" *ANNIHILATED*

"Babe, I love you so much :

You have beautiful eyes — I'm drowning in them,

Your voice is like music to my ears,

Your skin is so tender

And your hair is like velvet..."

*Aggressive computer whirring*

"Hehe... Yeah. That's my babe"

I beat it 👍

... Gotta try P rank on violent now, byyee-

I started playing ULTRAKILL recently, though I've never even played shooters before and I'm playing it on a gamepad to suffer

How many times will I PERISH, how do you think (I currently started the third act. Yay 🎉)

So... I have a small doodle of AM

I hope it looks okay