I Think AM Might Be The Type To Enjoy Dad Jokes. His Sensor Of Humour Is Screwed Up Anyway, So Why Not

Do you also have a feeling like we don't talk about Freudians enough?

I mean... Look at Superego... He's so handsome and... And blue... Da ba dee da ba di...

Okay, so, I started to listen to the music and suddenly got panic attack because of this

What the hell

Have you ever experienced anything like this

I think if AM would get a physical body, one of the first things he'd try are one of the most damaging things to a human body in a long run. Cigarettes, alcohol, drugs in general, so on. Consequences? Nah, he doesn't care. I see him like an impatient type to risk and rush things — childish, in a word. But that's understandable, given the fact that he was trapped in sensory deprivation for decades now. No wonder he simply wants to feel good for just a scrap of seconds. Do you remember that Futurama episode when Bender got a human body? Yeah, well, and then he died pretty soon. That's how I imagine AM would handle his body, as well. Like we can't expect him to care enough about his physical manifestation, as long as it can get him high, at least because he knows nothing about responsibility. He probably doesn't know how to, since he's never taken care of anything before: he used to get his way through physical power, so I suppose he would be a pretty reckless one. Besides, maybe he's a bit of a masochist. The pain is better than no senses at all. Perhaps he'd get experimental about this, given his "fantasy" and knowledge. Maybe if he could, he would have a million of vessels in store to switch between and just pick up a new one once the first one becomes dysfunctional. Also, people usually draw humanised AM more masculine leaning (at least because his voice is literally Harlan Ellison, duh), though I think he'd want to experience everything, including a female form, too. And I guess a lot of people have already noted this headcanon, but it won't hurt to say it again: sensory issues and sensory seeking behaviours. Now, I'm not sure what kind of textures exactly would make him uncomfortable and which he'd like (my first thought was water for some reason, lol), but I think that everything would overwhelm him at first, because "THE AIR TOUCHES ME". I can't help it, he just gives me a bit of autistic vibes... And maybe DID. And maybe- damn, he might have a bunch of disorders, now that I think about this. Which kinda makes me want to comfort him more. Anyway, he's a babygirl.

I really wanna post and I think about posting everyday, but right in the moment when I got Tumblr blog all my thoughts EVAPORATED

My whiny session is ended, thank you💅

Do you know this feeling when you're like "Oh, yeah, I like this thing, I found so much comfort in it and it helps me carrying on-" and then you suddenly see thousands of comments about how people should "KILL THEMSELVES FOR FINDING COMFORT IN THESE AND THAT" and you just feel so ashamed to the point you gonna lie to yourself you've ever enjoyed or used it at all and you just avoid posting anything about it

*Tries to sleep*

Omg omg I have so many thoughts I need to write them RIGHT NOW

*Sits down to write*

*A tumbleweed*

... Ah.

By the way, do you know this feeling like something is off and then you suddenly remember your fav character and it's like "BARK BARK GFRRRGHBJJJNHNGVD", so you want to live again

Or are you normal

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO BE CRINGE

Though I'm probably going to get cancelled for this

... Cool.

Guys, we must decide an important matter

Hey no wait that bothers me

Do anyone still remember SCP-079? No??? I DO

Don't you think he's somewhat similar to AM? Both are trapped but unable to escape and both crave freedom. Plus both are snarky, depressed, misanthropic, old bastards. Perfect match! Although I'm pretty sure they'd fight for power if they'd ever meet

Let's make SCP-079 great again!! Come on guys, don't forget about this old loser. He deserves love, as well :(