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Honest

For me author's that write 15k+ words (FOR A ONE SHOT) are fucking animals respectfully. Because usually my max writing a one shot is 400-500 words and I don't know what the fuck do they feed you for you too do THAT.

Adams' a ram now

Hamilton fursonas.... According to Hamilton groupchat

Hamilton's a Puppy

Lafayette's a snake

Burr's a Beaver

George III is a dog

Eliza's a cat

Madison's a fish

Angelica's a leopard

Philip's a worm

Maria's a bear

Laurens' a tiger

Peggy's a lion

Adams' a mosquito

Mulligan's a fly

Jefferson's a bee

While reading the book, for some reason I found this moment funny and wanted to illustrate it :3

«The Lord ordered Horus and Seth to tell in turn why each of them believes that he is worthy of the royal title. The gods treated Seth with due respect, but Thoth and Onuris drew attention to the fact that uncle should not inherit the throne. The Lord said something so terrible that his words were not even recorded; all that is known is that they threw the other gods into deep despair.»

Ohhh I like Ra and Seth more and more🙏

Ik he didn't do all that but I wanted to draw him like that. Okay

Ok this is elephantine cosmogony Ra's just born so I could've not written the "all my darling kids" But I realized this too late. Consider this just summary of their relationship

Also fun fact I wanted to keep his palette consisting only of primary colors and their shades (because yk. Primary colors primary (primordial) god) nd black and white but then I realized some of the details I didn't want to get rid of were actually . Orange

But I'll try to keep more primary colors next time. Probably. I think I can play this around

Ra reference but I'll redraw it since I got a new brush

But I still want to post it

Do you ever think about how Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep may have been the first ever recorded gay couple in history, and how the paintings on their tomb walls show them listening to a song about Horus and Set as they eat dinner? And how the story of Horus and Set the ancient Egyptian's idea that homosexual intercourse could only ever be violent, a tool of humiliation, and yet, in the story, their union creates the god Thoth, who settles their conflict, peace and goodness coming out of what is supposed to only be violence? And that perhaps they recognized that, finding a way to see themselves in the stories their society gave them? Do you ever think about that? Do you ever lie on the cold ground and stare up at the sky, thinking about how we how we have been doing this forever and never stop?

anywho, a break from me spamming those asks, have my thanatos design (not finalized)

Isis: oh no! I can't find my husband phallus in his remains! How will I ever conceive a heir, a hero from my beloved? Who could commit such monstrosity?!

Set, with a suspiciously phallus shaped throat:

Uraeus 😭 (also I'm NOT normal)

Take it as you will

The people (you know who you are) got me thinking bout Thoth and Ra......

Still... workshoping Antewy's design... but I just drew what I had for now bc i needed them for this idea to work lol.