NO, YOU ARE NOT!!!! YOU ARE FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD ACTOR JACK BLACK!!! YOU ARE A BEARDED WHITE MAN IN A BLUE SHIRT!!! STEVE IS A SILENT, BEARDLESS BROWN-SKINNED MAN!!! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!!!
So, there's Appledash, Flutterdash, Pinkiedash, some Twidash even, and I can even picture Raridash being a thing.
I swear, the fanon must be that Rainbow Dash is a polyamorous lesbian power fantasy.
Fluttershy would be too scared to even use a smartphone, I bet
Twilight Sparkle would totally be an Arch Linux poweruser.
Rainbow Dash would probably use a decked-out Windows PC for gaming, but fall shitty tech trends without question (AI art, NFTs, etc)
(Flim and Flam would be the ones pushing the AI art and Web3 shit)
Rarity would probably be snobbish and use a Macbook, before either raging like a beast or sobbing whenever it randomly breaks.
Fluttershy would be likely be way too scared to even use a computer, until her friends pressure her into getting a cheap Chromebook so she could at least get online. Even then, she would mostly use sites like Facebook to post about the most mundane shit imaginable, while likely unaware what exactly a "meme" is.
Pinkie Pie would be extremely reckless and use an outdated version of Windows without being aware, while constantly infecting her PC with viruses and crapware. In addition, she would probably get frequently contacted by tech support scammers, think they're actually from tech support, but annoy them too much with her Pinkie Pie antics for them to really do anything.
Applejack would be total luddite who only upgrades Windows very reluctantly. She doesn't even like to use her computer that much, but when she does, she just wants it to "get shit done" without having to deal with annoying gimmicks.
Idea: make ChatGPT talk to Cleverbot and watch the chaos ensue
in an era smothered by machine learning and predictive language models and chatGPT i wondered how our veritable living web relic, cleverbot, was faring in 2023 going on 2024
never change cleverbot. never change
Low-res MSPaint style I've been experimenting with
I did these months ago, and laughed way too much doing at least one of them.
@fluttershywheresheshouldntbe
(cw: questionable eating habits, unhealthy lifestyle choices regarding fitness)
>Be me, Celestia, ruler of all Equestria
>Just start the morning as usual, grabbing some coffee, eating some pancakes
>My sister walks into the room
>"RISE N GRIND, MOTHERFUCKERS" she yells
>She's in her workout suit
>She goes to the fridge and eats some really bizarre fucking salad; it looks like it tastes like shit
>She crudely chugs a thick, grainy protein shake
>She flexes her muscles; "YEAH", she yells
>She runs straight out the door, to "power train" as usual
>She's been like this for months
>Ever since her falling-out with her girlfriend, she got really into fitness to cope
>She's extremely utilitarian with her diet and nihilistic towards flavor and taste; she only cares about maximizing nutrients
>She works out to an excessive, worrying degree
>Fitness has become her entire personality
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>She's now doing her daily routine of running several miles straight, as usual
Rare Squidward. Repost/reblog for good luck.
Too late; it's now March 23rd
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