"He owed me 5 sand dollahs"
if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.
ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
Not flexing or anything just saying I'm all-powerful
I will not subject myself to this torture.
so hey, tumblr, what table?
since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…
*DRAMATIC INHALE*
WE'VE GOT NEVER BETTERED BARGAINS
WE'VE GOT DEALS YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WE CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE YOU REALISE WHAT YOU NEED
IF YOU'LL PARDON US THE JARGON
HERE'S OUR DARKNER GUARANTEE
WE TAKE CASH OR CARD OR CREDIT, BUT WE'LL TAKE YOUR HEART FOR FREE-
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
Found this image in my recommendations and I am currently making it my new identity for now
:o)
HONK
I feel so empty. I feel like no one will ever understand me. I'm sorry for existing.
homestuck christmas icons but they're dancestor flavored
⦻《Call me Krow》⦻ AroAce Nonbinary/Gendervoid/Corvusgender ♡ Depressed Autism creature ♡ They/Xey/Xe ♡ 19 ♡ Cringe is DEAD ♡ Fond of ravens/crows, eldritch creatures, a lot of shit tbh, SO many fandoms, and all things slightly OFF (Referencing the game) Derse Page of Doom/Time/Rage (PLEASE READ D3WDR0P'S DOCUMENT I'M BEGGING YOU) 🚨TRXMP SUPPORTERS/NXZIS/FASCISTS, ABLEISTS, TRANSPHOBES, HOMO/QUEERPHOBES, ACE/AROPHOBES, CLUSTER A/B/C DISCRIMINATORS, TERFS, RELIGIOUS FANATICS. IF YOU FALL INTO ANY OF THESE CATEGORIES, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED🚨
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