EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS NOW

i went to an amusement park today, so you guys know what this means.

besides their terrible eyesight, qcharlie and qmariana have two things in common. first off, they would do ANYTHING to make their daughter happy. second off, they are absolute PUSSIES. scaredy wet cats.

which is why they aren't thrilled at first at the idea of going to an amusement park. unfortunately for them, the first factor aka their love for a certain egg, is way stronger than the second. so when they see the excitement in their daughter's eyes, they comply without hesitation.

yeah it doesn't go well, to summarize it :

flippa : *points at an attraction*

charlie : oh flippa you wanna do the teacups? alright that seems fun doesn't it! :) what do you mean behi- oh.

and he looks at where flippa is REALLY pointing and it's the biggest fucking rollercoaster in the park. he's not thrilled. neither is his wife. they are both TERRIFIED.

but well they love their daughter and would NEVER admit to being scared in front of the each other, so here they go. they probably instinctively started holding hands during the ride and screamed in absolute horror while their daughter screamed in delight. honestly charlie's glasses probably fell and he had to spend the rest of the trip basically BLIND. flippa had an allergic reaction to God Knows Fucking What mid ride and Mariana was shaking violently and on the verge of throwing up.

finally they got off with a sigh of relief, happy to have won the battle, and turned to flippa only to find a sign with the word AGAIN shoved in their faces.

mariana decided it was enough fucking emotion for the day and faked a stomach ache, while charlie (he couldn't read the sign he's fucking blind) is oblivious, letting himself be pushed around by his daughter to what he doesn't know is the Second Worst Rollercoaster while his wife runs away.

lil doodles

I have seeing so many people misgendering WX-78 recently. (Most people on this platform are good, its mostly other platforms) So I decided to give actual evidence on why and how they are CANONICALLY nonbinary. This is not a head-canon. This is legit canon information.

Thanks for coming to my ted-talk

A paragraph of text on WX’s DST wiki confirming that WX is nonbinary.

They are officially stated to be nonbinary by Joe Wreggelsworth, he works at Klei Entertainment.

There is hundreds of quotes that use they/them pronouns for WX. There is no currently usable quotes that depict WX as anything but nonbinary. Here are some examples

If WX-78 is trapped on the Nightmare throne and a character inspects them, the character uses the “other character” voice line. Not the voice line for a male character on the throne.

More text on the DST wiki using they/them pronouns for WX.

And in the description of the Klei animated short “Disconnected” they/them pronouns are used for WX.

And here is a clip of Klei Entertainment developer Steven (or maybe Stephen? Idk how to spell it) using they/them pronouns for WX. This is from the Rhymes with play WX-78 refresh stream

It also isn’t correct when people use He/Him pronouns for Woodrow (WX when they were a human) First, we don’t even know if WX’s gender from when they were a human was male. Woodrow could have still used they/them pronouns. Here some text from Wagstaff’s wiki page of Woodrow being referred to as they/them.

Yes, you can argue that WX-78 was originally not supposed to be a nonbinary character. Heres u/Pingy_Junk ‘s discussion about that on reddit.

I hope this “tedtalk” had enough information/made sense. All in all, WX-78 is nonbinary and will kill you! :)

I hAVEN'T SLEPT TO FINISh IT IT'S 8 IN ThE MORNING MY GOD anyway:^> I'm so very Happy witH my designs for tHem so let me obsess over tHem a little man... i love sHapes... and I like prime defenders so mucH... crying on tHe floor...

MORE CONDIFICTION ART RAHHH 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

Slay the Princess: a summary

qsmp au that takes place right after flippa's first death where for easter they organize a big egg hunt but in the form of a game of hide and seek. the little eggs are meant to hide and the pairs are meant to find them. the eggs who manage to not get caught win. it happens in a forest near foolish's base.

charlie and mariana have to work together, of course, but soon they end up arguing about directions and split up because they think it'll be more efficient to cover a larger area. charlie goes on his own but his sense of direction is SHIT, and he ends up getting lost. his ego is too big though so he doesn't notice, or rather decides to ignore it, and continues searching beyond the area where the eggs are allowed to hide.

that's when he sees her.

at first it's just a rustle in the bushes, but then he catches a glimpse of familiar glasses, and before he knows it he's running, following after the shine of the lenses. often he stops, thinking he lost her, but then the shine of the glass is back, and he's off running again. he runs, and runs, and runs, screaming with all the strength in his lungs, until night falls, and a voice calls his name. he turns around. it's his wife, looking properly pissed off. he ignores her however, ignores the hundred swears and reproaches, and turns back around, but she's already gone.

that night is the first time mariana ever sees him cry.

Happy pride month from Edward Twilight, Primogen, Prince of LA

CW FOR EYE STRAIN!

posted Frank before, now here’s Wally!!!

this was actually inspired by this fic by krool_aid on AO3, and the What If au by @neonross on twitter and tumblr!!

I think about this au waaay too much for my own good 😵‍💫

i love it so much, and i hope you like this artwork too!

* slenderman WHY are you a jrwi fan. how.

* you're incredibly based but you scare me