Santa: What Do You Want For Christmas?

Santa: What do you want for Christmas?

Me: A dragon!

Santa: How about something that isn’t mythical?

Me: Positive representation for Asexuals in the media?

Santa: *sweats nervously*

Santa: So, what color do you want your dragon?

More Posts from Kristhepineappleking-blog and Others

I Started This Last Week And Am Happy To Say That I Finished It Today!! Please Don’t Edit It. Thank

I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)

Reblog if Connie Maheswaran would make a better president than Donald Trump.

Reblog If Connie Maheswaran Would Make A Better President Than Donald Trump.

Door vs Wall

(Based on this post)

Heterosexual: Door swings one way

Homosexual: Door swings the other way

Bisexual: Door swings both ways

Pansexual: Revolving door

Demisexual: Door is locked

Asexual: Door is actually a wall

So, have you opened your door yet?

Actually, I don’t have a door. I have a wall.

Have you tried giving it a push?

A push? It’s a wall. Pushing on a wall won’t do anything.

I’m sure your door will open once you’ve found the right key.

Walls don’t have locks…

Although maybe you should call a locksmith just to make sure everything is, you know, okay.

Nothing you are saying makes any sense. It’s a WALL.

Maybe yours is actually a pull door. And it’s okay, you know, if your door opens the other way. I’m sure you’ll feel better once you admit it to yourself.

Do you not understand what a wall is?

Did your fingers get caught in the door when you were younger? Because you shouldn’t let a trauma like that stop you from opening your door now.

No my fingers did not get caught when I was younger because IT’S A WALL AND NOT A DOOR.

You know, I don’t mind helping you with your door ;)

… I’m just going to go over here now…with my wall… yeah…. 

an example of intersectional acephobia if ever there was one...

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“…seriously??” i thought to myself upon getting this notification via the YouTube app, in my email inbox and then on the YouTube homepage. i was just going to ignore it and move on, but after seeing the same notification for a third time i decided to look further…

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…i was prepared for things to get worse, but not this worse. the above is only a sample of the bullshit that can be found on this guy’s YouTube channel. dare i even subject myself to watching any of the videos, let alone the video in question?

as always, curiosity killed the cat…

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……..so this guy was pointed in my direction by someone who has obviously watched several of my videos (ie. by someone who cannot not know that i am non-binary) but who is still misgendering me and who for some reason felt the need to disclose personal information about me, my mental health and my family to this acephobic misogynoiristic piece of shit asshat of all people??? as a means of combatting this asshat’s bullshit??? not to mention all of the other problematic things that were said.

i just… i can’t even. i can’t touch this right now. i will explode. it will be messy. it will be ugly.

seriously, do not touch this guy’s YouTube channel. i’m not linking it here for a reason. spare yourself the pain. i just need to vent somewhere. ugh.

The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge

The #GirlLove Challenge

I respect her.

Shikamaru’s Life Lessons XD

Shikamaru’s Life Lessons XD

to asexual boys:

it’s ok that you don’t feel sexually attracted to girls or boys

it doesn’t make you any less of a man

it’s ok if you’re a virgin

it’s ok if you want to stay a virgin

it’s ok

ur great

This Happened In Our Lecture So We Couldn’t Use The Projector.

This happened in our lecture so we couldn’t use the projector.

The ace agenda has begun

boost boost boost boost boost

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