Me: I'm an asexual. I don't like the idea of sex.
Person: okay but...
Me: hoe don't do it....
Persona: ...how do you know if you've never tried it?
Me: oOh mY gO D
(Based on this post)
Heterosexual: Door swings one way
Homosexual: Door swings the other way
Bisexual: Door swings both ways
Pansexual: Revolving door
Demisexual: Door is locked
Asexual: Door is actually a wall
So, have you opened your door yet?
Actually, I don’t have a door. I have a wall.
Have you tried giving it a push?
A push? It’s a wall. Pushing on a wall won’t do anything.
I’m sure your door will open once you’ve found the right key.
Walls don’t have locks…
Although maybe you should call a locksmith just to make sure everything is, you know, okay.
Nothing you are saying makes any sense. It’s a WALL.
Maybe yours is actually a pull door. And it’s okay, you know, if your door opens the other way. I’m sure you’ll feel better once you admit it to yourself.
Do you not understand what a wall is?
Did your fingers get caught in the door when you were younger? Because you shouldn’t let a trauma like that stop you from opening your door now.
No my fingers did not get caught when I was younger because IT’S A WALL AND NOT A DOOR.
You know, I don’t mind helping you with your door ;)
… I’m just going to go over here now…with my wall… yeah….
CIS BOYS CAN WEAR SKIRTS
TRANS BOYS CAN WEAR SKIRTS
GENDERQUEER CAN WEAR SKIRT
AGENDER PEOPLE CAN WEAR SKIRTS
NONBINARY PEOPLE CAN WEAR SKIRTS
AND IT DOESNT MAKE THEIR IDENTITY ANY LESS VALID
predictions for the rest of this trilogy:
rey is going to loose her right hand next movie. ani lost a hand his second movie, luke lost his, if rey is going to be the main character shes gotta loose a hand i dont make the rules
luke is going to die on tatooine. why? bc “youre going to die here, you know” is exactly the kind of bullshit i would pull and it would just be perfect
kylo ren is going to a) redeem himself and turn to the light or b) die trying
supreme leader snoke is going to be revealed to be a tiny space worm who was just compensating
finn is gonna kill phasma. or maybe hes going to try but he hesitates and poe kills her for him.
I know it has been forever! I am so sorry!
Today I made a lime body lotion. I love it! my hands stayed soft all day. I found the recipe on Pinterest i shared the link earlier today in another post.
I used ¼ C. olive oil, 1 C. coconut oil and 20 drops Lime essential oil. I use Young Living. Also I decided to be a rebel and add an ingredient. Vitamin E oil. It is great for your skin! Add it to the bowl and mix with an electric mixer.
You end up with this really pretty, bright white lotion. I just scooped it into these really cute glass shaker containers I found at my local dollar general.
I enjoyed making it, super fast and easy. Here is a link to the recipe that I found. Play around with it and have fun.
@SaraBee: Super proud of @Etsy today for making our bathrooms as gender-neutral as state law allows
Etsy Trolls Outdated NY Law With Gender-Neutral Restroom Signs
Reblog this if you would buy a book with an LGBTQ main character, whose sexuality was not the primary focus of the novel
If you would not, reblog this.
You are not missing any part of you. You are a complete, whole person. Wether you want romantic love or not, your worth is not defined by it.
Hi, in case you didn’t know, it is Ace Day! So in celebration, I made a Jedi with the asexual flag colors. So I guess I will say a few things about me for now.
I am Gray-Asexual, which means I rarely experience sexual attraction. I am Biromantic (bisexual too when I do feel attraction), which means that I can fall in love with and desire to date members of either sex. I am sex repulsed, which for me means that ideas of me having sex or other people having sex make me sick/bother me immensely.
Well that is it for this post. I will post another one for Ace Day later.
AoT/SnK Jacksepticeye! My friend made this a few days ago.
Hey, everyone! Good time of the day to wherever and whenever you are! This is the official KrisThePineappleKing tumblr page! Thanks for checking me out! =D
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