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if I can’t be weird with you then wtf

the conversation has to be as good as the sex

Mood

It’s just a piece of paper.

Wheat fields vs. lavender fields = crazy beautiful. 

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If he says...

“I don’t want it to feel transactional” he means “I’m broke and hoping I can scam you into having sex for free ”

“I can spoil you in other ways” he means “I won’t even buy you dinner, but I still want to have sex”

“We need to test our compatibility first” he means “You’ll never get a dollar out of me, but I still want to have sex”

“Aren’t you basically a hooker?” he means “I think I’m too good for you, but I still want to have sex for free”

“No professionals” he means “I’m looking for a naive girl i can scam and have sex with for free”

“I’m not rich but…” he means “Im poor but I hope my average personality will be enough to have sex for free”