Hey Lil Bro, Girlfriend Dumped Me Today, Mind Helping Me To Get My Mind Off Of It?

getting misgendered by adults but universally correctly gendered by children makes me feel like some sort of fairy creature thats true form is only perceptible to children

I think it's funny how men just jerk off sometimes nonchalantly. Like that's such a dude thing to do. Jerkin it while doing nonsexual shit like playing minecraft, listening to music, reading a book, sometimes even in public restrooms. Just jorkin that thang. Lol. No, no, every dude does this, I promise. Yes, really. It's just a funny little quirk all men have and so you should really consider it as a part of your transition. Take your t dick between your pointer and middle finger and jerk it for a bit every time you shower or scroll on your phone or take a piss -- actually, how about you do it right now. Uh, we're both men. Of course it's fine. Don't make it weird. Yeah, there you go. Just like that. Good b- job, dude. And if both of your hands are busy, you can just put a vibrator in your pants and keep it on low. Just enough to keep your cock nice and hard. Yeah, man, every guy I know does this. Whether you're doing the dishes, going for a walk, going shopping, you can always get off to keep yourself nice and dumb and masculine. Always make sure to stop before you cum though.

Gotta start restricting little brother's access to porn

Okay, okay, but big bro who makes it a rule that little bro can watch porn, but he has to do it in big bro's room. And it's just so normal now that it doesn't even need to be that kinky.

Big bro is playing some game on his computer and baby bro comes in and settles on his bed, clicking play, and shoving a hand between his legs. Every once in a while, big bro goes "share it" and little bro has to turn his phone so big bro can approve or disapprove.

-🐶

I love your brain actually

fuck, please

Pro tip: if you rail your puppyboy from behind and put a hand on his lower stomach, you'll hear the most desperate pathetic noises you've ever heard (bonus points if you tease them about how you're going to fill their little tummy with puppies)

Foreplay with a lasso and a shirtless southern tboy

Calling boys mommy and girls daddy

Sighs dreamily

PLEAAAAAASE, you guys are so creative and i’m having art block but with sex ideas 💔

reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in your ask.

More like 100 of them??

pls.

fun fact about me is that i don’t actually want bottom surgery because i love being a faggot with a tdick and a cunt

i love when ppl forcemasc my tits, like when they say shit like:

i’m such a faggot for loving this manly chest. i’m obsessed with grabbing them cause i’m just that gay for you. such a perfect faggot, i’m gonna fuck your chest and cum in your mouth. gonna latch on to your manly nipples and squeeze your perfect pecs.

yes please‼️‼️‼️

i need to top pathetic style. let me give you puppy eyes and kiss all over your body, telling you i just want to make you feel good, don't you want to feel good? you deserve to feel good!