IM THINKGING MORE

oh everybody hates it great great feeling sooo normal rn

ship doodles because procrastination.

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

Does anyone know of any Slay the Princess fanfics that The Narrator somehow survives and has to face The Long Quiet and The Shifting Mound? The idea has been in my head all day and I need to know if it exists.

I would like to force gently nudge Broken and Stubborn to hug just once, please.

They were arguing.

“Sweetheart, that’s- a cryptid??? I’m not sure but it’s definitely not a cat-“

Now hes gonna have to finish his work with a wound on his neck thanks Kallamar

she tried to pull that shackle blade stunt again. he tries to get the lady out of your eye.

you give him the knife. he maneuvers it to cut out one hand and release the other. he takes off the mask and "dies"

(if you investigate his Wisp Brain, the Lady gets out.)

There he is, as always, the Prisoner equivalent: The Epigram.

"Sacrifice the Yourself" (title pending), the hip new slay the princess swap AU, in which you and the girlies must decide if you're gonna let a giant bird stab you (and maybe.... find love?!)