Lunatic Parade Reiji Sakamaki Sub-Scenarios – (Kanato)

Lunatic Parade Subaru Sakamaki– (Final)

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一

Place: Onyx Tower, Inside Hall

Yui: (I’m glad that I’ve got my heart safely but…)

(Since it’s a rare chance, so I want to enjoy the parade with Subaru kun.)

(...He may get mad at me if I ask but…)

Subaru: ………

Yui: Ah...err...I’m sure you’re tired since we had to do so many things today. Let’s go back to the hotel?

Subaru: ...You’re really easy to read.

Yui: Eh?

Subaru: ...You wanna watch the parade, yeah?

Yui: Eh...is that okay…? You’re very exhausted…

Subaru: I’m refreshed again. Plus...if it’s with you then...I’m gonna watch that.

So...let’s go there.

Yui: (Subaru kun…!)

Yes…!

Place: Glimmer Street, front of Wagon Main street

Yui: (Wah…! It’s getting so exciting…!)

(Hm…? Huh?)

Say, Subaru kun.

Subaru: What?

Yui: The people are walking while holding lanterns...they all are wearing fancy dresses.

Subaru: ...Yeah. I think there’s a market around here which’s renting the outfits.

Yui: Hmm…

(Outfit...sounds so interesting…)

...Oh, that’s it! What about if we wear those too…?

Subaru: ...Haah!? Why do I have to do such things!?

Yui: Because, it looks a little bit interesting…

Subaru: I don’t care. If you want to wear that much then go head by yourself!

I’m not gonna wear that by any means!

Yui: O- oh no...It won’t be any fun if only one of us wears that.

Because we may not get this opportunity for a second time...shall I give up on that…?

Subaru: ……

……………

Tch...got it! If you want me to put on that so bad, then I will!

Therefore, so ye’ look at me that way!

Yui: You mean it!? Thank you!

Subaru: Haah...jeez...if she shows off such a smiley face then I can’t refuse…

Yui: Umm...did you just say anything?

Subaru: I did not!!

Yui: O- oh…?

(Fufu, I’m looking forward to enjoying the parade with Subaru kun while putting on outfits…!)

Oh, look there’s a wagon which is lending the outfits.

Seems like the bags of the costumes are divided according to genders. We can choose the ones we like right?

Subaru kun, which bag will you go with?

Subaru: ...Whichever you choose...I’ll go with that one.

Yui: Err...I’m gonna choose...this one!

Then, let’s see each other here after we get changed.

Subaru: Yeah…

*After a moment*

Yui: (I’m done with getting changed and also got a lantern so, I’m all set!)

(All is left now is to just Subaru kun but...where is he?)

…….

...I can’t find him.

(It may take time since he’s getting changed?)

(Or don’t tell he goes right ahead leaving me behind一)

Subaru: Oi…

Yui: Eh…?

*Fades to CG (1)*

Yui: Wah...Subaru kun…!?

Subaru: Tch...this rustling cloth, I will never wear it again.

Yui: ...kh…

(He’s in a different appearance from the usual...for some reason, my heart is pounding…)

Subaru: Oi, ya’ listening?

Yui: Ah, sorry...I spaced out a little…

That’s...this appearance looks good on you.

Subaru: ...kh...shuddup...it doesn’t suit me at all…

Recalling that...why’ve you got changed into such a fluttering dress…

Yui: Ah, this? Err...how is it?

I usually don’t put on such clothes so I don’t know whether it suits me or not…

Subaru: …….

...not…

Yui: Eh?

Subaru: ...Not... bad.

Yui: Eh, th...thank you…

Err...thank you for listening to me by putting on the outfits, and also thanks for joining me in the parade…

You’ve helped me a lot these times.

Subaru: ...Don’t say these.

Yui: Eh?

Subaru: When I think that we were just being toyed around in the palm of that Walter,

Those things don’t bother me anymore…

But...I understood pretty well that what's the most precious thing to me.

Yui: Your most precious thing…

What do you mea一

*crowd noises*

Yui: Ah…!

(Everyone’s lantern is flying up…!)

Wah…!

Subaru: ...Shouldn’t we also let this lantern fly?

Yui: Yeah, that’s right. Let’s fly it.

One, two and three!

*Flies + BG turns to sky with lanterns*

Yui: So stunning…

Subaru: Yeah…

...Listen, Yui.

Yui: Hm? What is 一

*Fades to CG (2)*

Subaru: ...nnh…*kiss*

Yui: ...nh…

(Just now...he is…)

...You’re one who’s the...most precious to me.

Yui: ...Subaruーkun…

Subaru: ...No matter what happens in the future...I’ll protect you.

Which’s why...don’t leave my side. We’ll be...together.

Yui: ...Yes…!

(I’ll never leave you...Because my most precious existence is you…)

Subaru: ...I love you, Yui. ….nnh…*kiss*

一The END of Subaru’s LP

Lunatic Parade Laito Sakamaki– (Final)

Dt is @boyimtrash (*°▽°*) It’s your fukin’ precious boy and also you wanted him to be translated first. Plus I wanted to dt my very last Laito’s LP translation to you. Ilysm, enjoy watching the lanterns with him xD ♡

Place: ??? (BG is sky)

Yui: ...This place…

Laito: Even though this place is inside of the tower, we can watch the finale very perfectly…

So calling it, this place is a spot which is hidden from open-public...I think?

Since we got this chance, I wanted to show you the absolute scenery from here.

Yui: ...Laito kun…

*Wind blows*

Laito: Oh well, looks like it’s the time.

Come on Yui chan! Take a look!

Yui: …?

*BG fades to the sky with lanterns*

Yui: Kh…

(A large number of lanterns are together... in the night sky…)

So pretty…!

Laito: Fufu, how is it? You liked that?

Yui: Of course. It’s so wonderful…!

(I am so glad to view such a lovely scene with Laito kun…)

...Listen, Laito kun.

Laito: Hm? What is it?

Yui: That’s...thank you.

Laito: Nfu, you are welcome ♪ It’s also my pleasure that you liked it.

Yui: Not only for showing me this scenery….

(But he was also with me every time till the end…)

Laito: Oh, it’s about that…

But you know, Yui chan. I don’t even remember you putting me into a single trouble.

Yui: Eh…? But I…

Laito: I just did what I wanted to do.

I always think about how two of us can enjoy our time together…

I can do anything for that.

Yui: …!

Laito: Even though it was solved, the way of ending left me a little dissatisfied.

In spite of that Earl guy had swang us around thoroughly

We simply accepted everything by gratifying at the end...didn’t we?

The truth is that I thought of taking back the heart with my own hands and…

And get a special reward from you for doing that.

Haah, it means my plans got completely ruined!

Yui: ...Fufuh

(His way of speaking is the same as always…)

...But I think it’s all thanks to you that we were able to...

convince the Earl properly.

(So many things happened to say the truth…)

(When we went to the mine to get that mineral and things about that boy…)

(If Laito kun wouldn’t be with me, I wouldn’t be able to do things smoothly like that…)

(That’s why…)

Laito: Hmm? Well it’s my honor if you say it like this.

Then, it means in short…

Yui: Kh...Kya!?

*Fades to CG (1)*

Laito: You’re fine with giving me gifts by approving my hard work right?

Yui: G- gift…!?

(What does he exactly mean…?)

Laito: Eeeh~ It’s very obvious~

...The reward for me is ofcourse the most valuable and precious than any other thing in this world, it’s you yourself…

...Nothing can be worth more than that, yes? Nfu ♪

Yui: …!

Laito: I shall accept...my reward right away then.

A special one, ‘kay? ...nnh…*kiss*

*Fades to CG (2)*

Yui: Nnh…

Laito: ...Nnh...nh...ha…

*BG back to CG (1)*

Laito: Okay then, you do it now.

Yui: Kh...me…?

Laito: Exactly. Since it’s a reward for me so it’ll be meaningless if you don’t give one.

Yui: (H- he isn’t wrong but…)

Laito: Come on, Hu-rr-y u-p?

Yui: …...Okay then...n…

*Fades to CG (2)*

Laito: Nh...nnh…

Haah...As I expected, a reward from you is the best…

I’m ending up wanting more and more...oh!

*Fades to CG (3)*

Yui: Kya!

(Kh...He pushed me down in such a place…!)

Laito: Alright...from starting right now, I’ll take so much time without holding back

To enjoy the rewards from you. Mm…*smooch*

Yui: W- wait a little! B- but why here?

Laito: Eh? You got any problem?

Yui: Be- because...it’s outside…! Plus it’s the finale…

Laito: Ooh, that’s your reason huh.

You can relax. Even though the parade will end soon but…

You’ll feel like watching the parade everyday if you’re with me.

I’ll find the best way so that you can also enjoy spending time with me…

That’s why, stay by my side from here on as well, got it? Yui chan...nh…

*Fades to CG (2)*

一The END of Laito’s LP

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Lunatic Parade Ruki Mukami – (Final)

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Place: Mortstein Hotel • Guest Room / ホテル • モーントシュタイン客室

Ruki: Is there anything you forgot?

Yui: I checked properly so no.

(With this, it means we have to say farewell to demon world huuh…)

(All of these ended just in a blink of eyes…)

(...We had to face many tough situations though)

*Knock*

Mornstein Hotel Manager: Excuse me. Are the customers inside?

Yui: (...? Some person from the hotel? But why….)

Ruki: ….Yes. Is there any business with us?

*Door opens*

Manager: Actually, a present has arrived for you in our reception desk, and I am here to hand it over. Here you go…

Ruki: ...A present? But from who...kh...this is….

Manager: Well then, I will be off….

Yui: ...What happened? Ruki kun?

Ruki: Looks like the shoemaker has sent a present for you.

Yui: Eh…! From Mr. shoemaker….?

Ruki: You can open it.

Yui: (...What it could be…)

*Opens*

Yui: gh...waah…!

(So pretty shoes….!)

Ruki: ….So good right. Looks like the shoes of a princess in parable.

Yui: Yeah, really…

(For making such beautiful shoes means he’s really cool after all…)

Ruki: More than that, that shoemaker really creates so stylish products…

...I think it goes well with you.

Yui: Fufu, I wonder….

Ruki: It’s very pretty so what about trying it out?

It’s unfortunate that the gorgeous parade has already ended.

Yui: Yes...then I’ll wear it.

Ruki: Lend it, I will put you these shoes on.

Yui: Eh? But…

Ruki: Just give it.

*Ruki gets closer + Takes the shoes*

Yui: Ah…

Ruki: ...Alright then.

Yui: Ru- Ruki kun…?

(He just kneeled down and…)

Ruki: If you are a princess then let me imitate the samurai who always protects the princess.

Yui: Eh…

Ruki: ...Come, hold up your leg.

But...that’s right. Before wearing shoes to someone, a samurai would do this at first…

*Fades to CG*

Ruki: nh…*kiss*

Yui: kh…!

Yui: (H- he’s doing this on my toes…!)

(Talking about Ruki kun, what is he….!)

*CG changes*

Ruki: ...What’s wrong? You’re making such a red face.

Yui: B- because…!

(He did such a thing…!)

Ruki: Come on, put on these shoes.

Yui: Y- yes…

(Ah, perfectly…)

Yui: (It’s sparkling, looks like it’s really the shoes of a princess…)

Ruki: Hmph, it really suits well just like I imagined.

To me, you are the most precious existence than anyone or anything.

I am not really a samurai or something but, the fact that I’ll always protect you will never change. 

This is why, I always want you to be by my side….Won’t you refuse it?

Yui: ...Of course not.

(Let’s always be together from now on, Ruki kun…)

一 The end of Ruki’s LP

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Lunatic Parade Reiji Sakamaki Sub-Scenarios– (Kou)

Place: Reine • Dō • Aji Store / レーヌ• ド•アジの店

Kou: Huh? M-neko chan and Reiji kun! You two are here for shopping?

Yui: Mhm, you too?

Kou: Yeah, but there’s something that I wanted to ask Reiji kun.

Reiji: To me?

Kou: You have many knowledges about tea right? I wanted you to teach me how to make!

Yui: Kou kun, do you like tea?

Kou: It’s not the case, but I want to serve delicious tea for Ruki and others.

Reiji: If so, then I shall cooperate you for that.

Kou: Waa, thank you!

Reiji: Then...let us get started by choosing the tablewares at first.

Kou: Tableware? Isn’t it something which is irrelevant with tea?

Reiji: Tea-leaves are crucial too, but choosing the perfect tablewares are same valued important just as considering tea-leaves.

Stunning tableware stands out the color of tea even more.

Kou: Hmm, tableware huh...

Ah, look M-neko chan! Isn’t it cute?

Yui: Ah, it really is!

Kou: There’s 4 of them, so very precise for our household! Your comment about these, Reiji kun?

Reiji: You can’t choose such types of tablewares!

Kou: Eee~? But why? These are so pretty afterall...

Reiji: These are just ordinary mugs. If you want to choose for tea, then look for the tea-cups.

Kou: But they all look the same anyways.

Reiji: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME! There are so many which are particularly made for tea.

You absolutely can’t use this one!

Kou: Hey, M-neko chan. Do something about it~

Yui: At this rate, it’s no use even for me...

Kou: No way...

Reiji: Excuse me, are you listening what I am saying?

Kou: I want to know how to make delicious tea, not the tablewares or something though?

Reiji: I’ll teach you later. But you have to start from the basics at first.

Kou: Haa? What’re those things...

Yui: (Kou kun is getting irritated...at this point, there’s a possibility that this situation will get difficult to control...)

Err, Reiji san! What should he do to get the recommended tablewares?

Reiji: Oh yeah, those tablewares should be made of special potter’s clay.

Then you need to have cloth particular for holding those cups...there’s a section over there which has these specific products I think.

*Reiji turns his attention more in thinking*

Yui: Kou kun, you can go by this chance!

Kou: M- neko chan...

Yui: If it’s about tea then I can teach you what I’ve learned from Reiji san before!

Kou: Thanks! At first I thought I can’t stand these at all~

I’ll count on ya’!

*Kou goes away*

Reiji: And also, you have to consider the washing materials as well...

Yui: (Reiji san is so immersed in explaining that he isn’t noticing that Kou kun is gone.)

(That’s good...with this, they don’t be to be in arguments.)

(However, I’ll get him mad for sure...haah)

Lunatic Parade Kanato Sakamaki – (Final)

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一

Place: Roller Coaster Boarding Gate / ジェットコースター搭乗口

Yui: Ka- Kanato kun….will this roller coaster will rise up that high….!?

Kanato: Yes, that’s true. But could it be that you’re scared?

Yui: Eh? No, that was...

(Kanato kun will be riding with me, so I can't say that I wanna get off because I am scared….)

Kanato: Hmm….Is that so?

*Gets closer*

But your hands are...trembling?

Yui: 一 kh!

(He’s holding my hand…!?)

Kanato: It’s alright. Since I’ll be by your side.

Yui: Ye- yes…

Kanato: And also, if we have a surprise ride, then may have so much fun no?

Yui: (Umm...I wonder…)

Kanato: It’s a special parade so the enjoyable things of it will be very interesting. Ah, look, it's gonna start by now.

*Screen black*

*Roller coaster starts*

Place: Saint Honoré Park Street / サントノレパーク通リ

Yui: (I didn’t think the roller-coaster would be so much fun…!)

(Coffee up and target-shooting game, both were very interesting…)

(Maybe that was possible because he was by my side…)

Hey hey, Kanato kun. What will we ride next? Or we’ll have a little break?

I’ve heard that we can have food at a restricted Gelato shop.

Kanato: ...fufu

Yui: What’s wrong? You suddenly giggled…

Kanato: I am thinking that you’re really enjoying the parade.

Yui: Ah, so sorry…! I just kept getting excited…

(I didn’t look at the surroundings when I was just having fun around with Kanato kun…)

Kanato: Don’t worry about it that much. I was having fun too.

Today is the end of the parade, somehow it’s a lonely feeling.

Yui: Yes...it would be better if the parade was for a long time.

Kanato: Shall we live here?

If we do it, then we can enjoy it a lot.

Yui: Fufu, that’s right. As you said.

(If we could really live here, then we may have a happy lifestyle…)

Apple pie shopkeeper: 一 Ah! It’s you guys…!

Yui: Eh…? You are the apple pie shopkeeper san…

Kanato: What? Do you have any business with us?

Apple pie shopkeeper: Yeah, I was searching you all the time. I wanted to apologize for the other day...

Yui: (Oh, he’s talking about the poisoned apple pie that he handed over…?

Apple pie shopkeeper: Sorry for testing you out…

*Bows down*

Yui: Tha- that’s! Please raise your head…!

Kanato: As she said.

Thanks to your poisonous apple pie, I was able to be careful.

Apple pie shopkeeper: ...kh…

Kanato: Above that, everything didn’t turn out bad.

Yui: Kanto kun…

Apple pie shopkeeper: If you say it then I will feel relieved.

And...if it’s okay then I want you to accept this.

Yui: Eh, this box…

Apple pie shopkeeper: Forbidden apple pie from my shop.

I handed over the poisonous one before but this one is genuine and real one.

Kanto: We can’t accept it. We don’t have any reason.

Yui: Th- that’s right...We didn’t do anything.

Apple pie shopkeeper: It’s fine y'know. Even though it’s unreasonable.

You came to an amazing parade. I want you to know the taste of my product.

Kanato: ...Understood. We’ll accept it.

Apple pie Shopkeeper: Sure! I baked it for you guys!

Yui: Thank you so much. We’d really love to eat it by valuing this.

Apple pie Shopkeeper: Enjoy the parade that is a little left!

Yui: Yes, of course…!

Kanato: That person was...nice. Looks like we misunderstood a little.

Yui: ….yes, that’s right.

(There are so many good people in this demon world. I am very glad to know them…)

Kanato: Let’s go back to the hotel and eat the apple pie there.

More importantly, I want two of us to enjoy the end of the parade together.

Place: ホテル•モーントシュタイン  バルコニー / Hotel • Mornstein  Balcony

Yui: Waah! This is the real forbidden apple pie.

Kanato: Yeah, looks super delicious.

*Spoon*

Yui: Here Kanato kun, have a taste?

Kanato: Can I?

Yui: Yes, ofcourse! 

Because it was for you I got back my heart.

This is why I want you to eat first.

Kanato: Fufu, is that so.

Then I won’t hesitate to eat this. ...mn…

Yui: ...How is it? Does it suit your taste?

Kanato: Yes! It’s super...yummy!

As expected, it was called forbidden. It’s the most delicious apple pie I’ve ever eaten.

Yui: I see, then it’s good…!

Kanato: ...here, now it’s your turn.

*Fades to CG*

Yui: Eh, but…

(This is Kanato kun’s fork?)

Kanato: I’ll feed you.

Come on, say “Aaaa”

Yui: ...Aaah….mn…

Mhm….super delicious! Just as you said!

(The sweetness and sourness of the apple has filled in my mouth...really delicious…!)

Kanato: Then I’m glad. You can eat the rest of it then.

Yui: Eh, are you fine with it? Perhaps you didn’t like the taste?

Kanato: No, I didn’t mean that.

But, as I expected. I’d like to eat this way 一

*Fades to another CG*

Kanato: ….nh…*kiss*

Yui: nh….!

Kanato: Fufu. Thanks to that apple pie, I can sweeter more than usual…

...nh...mnn….nh…

Nh *kiss* ….As I thought, you’re precious.

Maybe Yui san is like a forbidden fruit to me…

Yui: ...nh…

Kanato: ...Neh, i want to kiss you one more time…

So, look at this way, Yui san.

Yui: Nh...yes…

Kanato: ….nh...nh...mnn *kisses (3 x)*

I love you…. From now till the end and forever, you are only mine...

一 The END of Kanato’s LP 

Lunatic Parade Reiji Sakamaki • (Chapter 3)

For @diafan4eversakakmaki​​ and others who requested.  ♡  

-> 悪魔  was translated ‘devil’s pear.’

[Chapter O1]  [Chapter O2]  [Chapter O 3]  [Chapter O4]  [Final] 

[Azusa]  [Shin]  [Carla]  [Subaru]  [Ruki]  [Shu]  [Yuma]  [Laito] [Kanato] [Ayato] 

—

Place: ホテル•モーントシュタイン  客室 / Hotel • Mortstein  Guest room

*Clothing Sound*

Yui: (Nh...?)

(What is...shaking…)

*Clothing sound*

Yui: Nh…?

Reiji: Good grief! Wake up already!

Yui: This voice….Reiji San?

Reiji: Even though I am shouting for a while, it pretty bold of you to make such a idotic face like a stupid has.

Good grief, are you listening!?

Yui: Fwaa..*just gets up*

Reiji: Did you just yawn and reply?

Yui: It wasn’t my intention but, my head is still dull…

Reiji: Okay. Then, I will make you wake up in a special way.

Yui: Eh?

*Fades to CG*

Reiji: You are still sleepy, right? I will fix it right now, in this bed.

Yui: S-such…

Reiji: Just like this, I will expose your neck to the tip of my eyes and nose...this is because you didn’t behave appropriately while sleeping.

I thought I had properly disciplined you but...there were still many ways to go.

*Sucking blood* Nh…

Yui: Aah!...

(Uu...his fangs are….!)

Reiji: What’s up with twisting your body like this? Aren’t you sleeping anymore?

Or are you happy to get pierced by my fangs instead of getting up? Kuku~...nh...haa...nh…

Yui: You’re ….wro-...

Reiji: You said wrong? Kuku~...haven’t you noticed anything?

Yui: Wha…

Reiji: It’s not my fangs. It’s because I am leaning on your neck.

...nh...Darn it. You’re being obedient to this pleasure at the same time, it’s no good.

However...you can’t escape anymore...you are aware of that aren’t you? Yui…

Shedding tears....It’s good that my fangs are making you so happy that you cry.

Yui: U…

Reiji: …….

Yui: (Reiji, San...?)

*CG as Reiji kissed*

Reiji: Oh my, oh my. Are you really planning not to get up from this bad?

Yui: It’s not like that…

Reiji: Blushing your cheeks like that. Could it be that you were just imitating to get my fangs?

Yui: No, not that all! That’s Reiji San was…

Reiji: I? What?

Yui: (Reiji San was sucking such a way that...pain was paralyzed…)

Reiji: Fufu~...this is a seductive face. You are a really simple and idiot person.

But...beloved.

Yui: Eh?

Reiji: Listen carefully. Have you opened your eyes?

Wash your face. We have to go there in time, so we’re leaving immediately.

Yui: G-got it…!

*Clothing Sound*

Yui: …!?

(I am pinned down by him! I can’t get up at all...!?)

Umm...Reiji San?

Reiji: I am out of control...it’s all your fault.

Nh…*Kiss*

Yui: Hn…

*CG Fades*

Reiji: We are leaving in 5 minutes. In between these few minutes, clear up this sloppy face of yours.

Yui: Y-yes…!

(I don’t know what kind of face I was making…)

Place: ザータンの口 / Zatan’s mouth

Yui: (The time has come, but that evil guy is not here)

I will put my hand there immediately...but what question should I have?

Reiji: Just in case...what about asking a different question than yesterday?

Yui: Speaking of what I am most worried about currently…?)

……..This gem which replaced my heart….how long it will last?

Zatan’s mouth: …….

Reiji: Haah...what kind of question was that?

Yui: I am sorry...let me think about it…

Reiji: I will answer this question in particular.

*Reiji gets closer*

Reiji: It's going to be fine. But...I can’t say correctly, how long this gem can keep you alive.

But I will absolutely not let you die.

I will make sure to do it, before the end time comes, definitely…!

Yui: (Hm? This Zatan stone statue is shaking?)

Reiji: Wha—?

Yui: No way — The mouth just opened! Eh...Someone is coming out!?)

Reiji: Hey, can you listen to us for a sec?

*Screen shaked*

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Uwaaa!! Wh—What!?  Wh-Who are you??

Reiji: You just came out from Zatan’s mouth, right?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: No, you’re wrong. I just came here for my breakfast, that’s all!

Yui: But, we just saw you coming from inside that mouth.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Eh? Oh that...um then I was sleeping in that bench. And then I went riding the Gondola.

Yui: But….

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Ah, no no — Actually, I was acting like I am a clown! Uhm!

Reiji: I am disgusted.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: So, I am not doing it — !

*Screen shaked, and Yui was pushed*

Yui: Kyaa!

(What — I am being pushed)

Reiji: It’s dangerous!

*Reiji protects Yui*

Yui: Thank you…

*Reiji catched that person*

Reiji: You are really an expert one to make me pissed off.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Heeeh!

Reiji: Come one, I will listen to each and every words of you right there.

Place: グリンマーストリート  アイゼン横丁 / Glimmer Street Aizen Alley

Yui: (Looks like they’re having conversations but...they're just having arguments.)

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Anyway, i hadn’t done something like that!!

Yui: Umm...maybe I can help with something?

Reiji: Don’t waste time, and acknowledge what you did!

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Hee!? No- I am being honest. That was...Devil Pear’s fault.

K: ->悪魔  means devil’s pear.

Yui: Devil’s pear...?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I was being seduced and ate that pear. As a result, I have become like this.

Reiji: You mean, you lied to others because you ate that pear?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Apparanty, the effect of the devil’s pear  is different and varies in each person. That’s why, it’s interesting and extraordinary.

I don’t know it’s causality, but for eating that fruit...my whole body has turned out in such a state that telling lies has become my regular goal.

I can tolerate it, but after a specific time, I reach my limit and start lying like hunger.

Yui: Such a…

Person inside Zatan’s mouth:  Every single person gets away from me. ….Well, that was obvious.

But the truth is that...I don’t want to do something like this!

Reiji: But, I can’t trust you right away.

Yui: Reiji San!

Reiji: I am assuming that, there can be another plan you are hatching in the corner of your head…

Yui: (I am not clear with confusion but...he’s making such a sad face. I can’t say I don’t trust him.)

Reiji: Then, why did you enter inside the Zatan’s mouth?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I was always lonely. But lonely means just being alone right?

I visit many places but...when people realize that I always lie, they just drive me out.

It just continued...and then...I met that stone statue.

Reiji: The stone mouth that knows the truth. It is some sort of fortune-teller, so it’s okay even if that tells something bullshit…You thought it like that way, huh?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: There was a person who got extremely discouraged from my lying words. But...the person next to him, was encouraged and smiled.

As I continued watching that repetition, I realized that that’s the only place I belong to.

Yui: Were you lonely all the time…?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I don’t want to talk to hundreds and hurt them anymore.

Reiji: Certainly, if you stay inside that Zatan’s mouth, you are not hurting others that much, but…

Yui: (I don’t think it’s good if you stay there forever.)

That devil’s pear...do you know anything about that, Reiji San?

Reiji: There was a rumor that devil's pear is just a nuisance.

The research result, and also some literature books show that the solution devil's pear’s effect was able to be dissolved.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Haa!? Is that true?

Reiji: Yeah, the amount of materials is up to bottle neck, but it’s not impossible to make it.

Yui: So, can we make it immediately?

Reiji: I thought it won’t be impossible, however, there’s only one very rare ingredient that I need for compounding.

Yui: Is that something which is possible to manage?

Reiji: Yes, but…

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I am begging you!!

Reiji: What now? Stop being so loud without any reason.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Please make that antidote, no matter how! I am not lying, it’s not a lie! Please do it…!

Reiji: But, this requires a rare material that can’t be obtained with shallow efforts!

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: No! Please do it anyway! I am really not lying, I want you to make it…!

I can’t prove to make you trust me...But all I can say is that I am telling the truth...Please make it!

Yui: (So pitiful...he must have suffered every single day…)

Reiji San, I don’t mind leaving Earl’s tasks for later...but I can’t delay helping this person anymore.

Reiji: Haah...are you sure?

Yui: I will also help you as much as I can...this is why, please make it.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I am begging you...please!!

Reiji: Understood. Then, let’s hurry up and get prepared.

Yui: (Reiji San is writing something...could it be that…)

Reiji: Phew, 1st, to find this material, we have to search around in the demon world.

Yui: You just wrote in 3 whole papers full of ingredients...Do we need that much?

Reiji: It’s my 1st time I am challenging something like this. So, I want to make that antidote with much more flexibility than usual.

Yui: I got your point.

Reiji: And also I need an appropriate place. That place should be out of anyone’s notices and a very dry place.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I know a secret abandoned building which is just nearby.

Reiji: Sounds good. After I am done with arranging the materials, we’ll head over there.

Yui: Yes…!

Place: レーヌ•ド•アジの店 / Reine • Do • Aji Store

Yui: (I thought we have to run around to find that ingredient but…)

Reine •Do• Aji: You need more? At this rate, I am gonna run out of all ingredients in my store.

Reiji: It’s Saba’s younger sister, Aji’s store. I don’t expect this store to have such a poor collection…..Ah, that one over there, please!

Reine • Do • Aji: Darn it. You are savage as always...here you go.

Yui: (These familiars are just carrying so many materials. …. I am sure that abandoned building is going to be filled very soon.)

(Even more, it’s hard to measure these materials correctly…)

(Oh that’s right! I should look for some tools that can come handy.)

Reiji: Hm? What are you searching for?

Yui: I am looking for some tools that can be useful in making antidotes.

Reiji: Oh my oh my. I have interest in them, but these are unnecessary. I have all the top tools I always use.

Yui: Oh I see...sorry.

(Uuh, I was doing too much)

Reiji: Anyway, we have gathered so many from this shop. Let’s go to that abandoned building.

Yui: Yes.

Reine • Do • Aji: Aahh! Too early! You are leaving something.

Reiji: Aah, I am sorry.

Yui: Huh? Didn’t you carry all of your luggages.?

Reiji: Yeah, I picked up all of the ingredients. There was only one luggage that I left during coming back.

Yui: Was that very sensitive?

Reiji: No. I wanted to give you a stupid carriage job.

Yui: M-Me?

Reiji: Why you ask? You are having such an unpleasant attitude for not doing any work…

Yui: No, I don't. But...I was just being confident…

Reiji: To accomplish your work, your confidence doesn’t matter.

Yui: Uuh...I am so sorry…

Reiji: If it makes sense then hurry up and come here, I will attach it with you...

Yui: Eh?

*Reiji gets closer*

Yui: (He’s putting his hand in my hair...huh? This hair clip…)

Reiji: If a single hair falls in the middle of my chemical process, it’s outcome will be a failure.

If you want to be my assistance, then make sure to have a proper appearance.

Yui: Is that okay to get this hair clip…?

Reiji: Do you have hace complaints about this shape?

Yui: No, it’s so pretty...I am so happy to get it!

Reiji: Oh my oh my, it’s time to go. Don’t make that face, please.

Yui: Yes…!

Reiji: No reply and action at the same time.

Yui: (I am damn excited to receive this present from him)

(I have made up my mind, I’ll do my best!)

Place: 廃墟 / Abandoned building

Yui: (Woa...It’s unexpectedly wide…)

(That person from Zatan’s mouth...he’s working)

Reiji: Looks like you are diligently working. Are done with measuring these?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I am not done yet! It will take time!

Yui: But, the exact measure is written in the note… ((That Reiji wrote earlier!))

Reiji: Haah...it’s a hassle to deal when you’re lying.

Turning something’s presence into absence...it’s that kind of lie, right? It’s puzzling.

Yui: (It’s very confusing…)

Reiji: But...these tools are specifically arranged. You did well.

Yui: Yes. The classification is perfect and they’re lined up according to the procedure…

Reiji: Way better than you. He has become my strength.

Yui: Uuh...I think so...

Reiji: By the way, that rare ingredient can be found in — “Limestone sinking in the deep fresh water” only…

Yui: Deep fresh water…?

Reiji: According to Aji, there’s a possibility that we can find that deep in the underground lake, the place for mining.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Then, are you going there to get that?

Reiji: Oh...it’s easy to say it, but it is very rare to find….it will get my nerves.

Yui: But we have to deal with it, if we don’t then…!

Reiji: Yeah, going to that place is the only way to help him.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Alright then! I will help you out!!

Reiji: No, you’ll say here. I want you to guard these ingredients. We’ll try our best to get that.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Eh? Is that okay?

Yui: Leave it to us!

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Ah-Thank you!

This body...which can do nothing but lying, it can’t be useful.

Yui: No, we didn’t —

Reiji: Yes, you are right.

Yui: Reiji San? Why did you say something…!

Reiji: But, it’s a fact. We don’t have to take such a risk, which can cause failure.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Uuh —

Reiji: And also, if something happens to you, then it will be meaningless to get that antidote.

Yui: Eh…

Reiji: I can’t guarantee the safety of my test subjects, I don’t want to take the risk. Okay?

Yui: (Reiji San…)

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Fufu~ Since Reiji San is also saying it, so leave it to us?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Ah...got it!

Reiji: Then, we are going to depart a little….I will do some research and you, please go back to the hotel.

Yui: Yes.

Reiji: I’ll see you. Let’s get going.

Place: ホテル•モーントシュタイン  客室 / Hotel • Mortstein  Guest room

Yui: (He didn’t get up...he was just researching until late yesterday...don’t be late.)

The preparation for going to the underground lake is ready but...is there any other thing I should do...Oh, that’s right!)

Selection —

カルボナーラ弁当を作る / Make Carbonara for launch

サンドイッチ弁当を作る / Make sandwich for launch (+ Correct)

Yui: (Let’s make lunch! As I thought, the most easy to cook will be sandwich)

(Let’s use different contents inside the freeze and make those colorful…!)

*After a while*

Reiji: Nh...Good morning.

Yui: Good morning! I made these sandwiches for lunch…

Reiji: Ho...you have a sharp mind. Wrapped sandwiches will be easier to eat.

...If you can enjoy our journey to a mysterious place, then you may lighten your mind a little.

Yui: Yes…!

(That’s good, he praised me…!)

Place: 山中/ Mountain

Yui: (There aren't a bunch of people like the parade, but...there seem to be few people walking here…)

Vampire Woman D: Owaa! Something came out!

Yui: Eh!? Wh-what happened?

Vampire Woman D: When I tried to pick this edible wild plant, creepy bats came out...Kyaa! Don’t come!

*Bats flying sound*

Yui: A-are you okay!?

(For these situations, Reiji San gave me a medicine for these bats...here!)

*Sprays the medicine*

Vampire Woman D: Phew...you saved me, thank you.

Yui: No, my pleasure…!

Reiji: Haah...using this medicine so early...that’s even for an unknown person. Are you aware of regretting later on?

Yui: uh...Sorry

Reiji: You don’t have to apologize. We're not facing that yet.

More importantly, I will be with you, so it’s fine. ((My boy ;w;))

Yui: (He’s reliable. I should not be reckless.)

Place: 鉱山跡地 / Mining area

Reiji: It said that this minecart will take you to the underground lake.

*Sound*

Yui: Ah Reiji San, did you hear something?

Reiji: Ah….Watch out! Lie down!

*Screen Shaked*

Yui: Kyaa!

*Sound of an animal*

Yui: (Something just flew over my head...is that a giant eagle?)

Reiji: Gh!...That beast got me. We have to let it exceed and get into the minecart.

Sit down in such a way that it can’t notice you…..You go at first.

Yui: Ehh?

Reiji: It’s fine, now...hurry up!

Yui: (I am scared, but it can’t be helped. All—right, I have to step carefully…)

*Eagle sounds*

Yui: Kyaa!

(Looks like it was noticed...Oh no!)

Reiji: Yui! Run!

Yui: Yes!!

*After a while*

Reiji: Tch, if it continues, we will get caught….At first, we have to do something, so that eagle will notice here.

*Eagle screams*

Reiji: Look at this way!

*Eagle Screams*

Reiji: Now, come here, until my special herb reacts on you…!

*Flying Sound*

Reiji: Eat this…!!

Yui: (He’s spraying something, what is it…)

(Huh? The eagle just collapsed…)

Reiji San...what the heck is that…?

Reiji: In the Aji’s store, I have heard that we may face these eagles, so I got refined herbs to make them senseless.

At first I was confused whether I should feed it or not, but...it came out to be collapsed, so...that was the right choice.

Yui: Y-yes…

Reiji: But I didn’t expect that it would get shut like this.

Yui: (Fufu~Reiji San is rubbing his cheek with its beak...the eagle got spoiled.)

Reiji: I see. So, if you touch here, then it feels so fluffy.

Yui: Really?

Reiji: Yeah, touch it then.

Yui: Yeah…

*touches*

Yui: Waa….it feels so good...so adorable….!

(looks like this eagle is also feeling good…)

Reiji: Then, does that mean that we have finished our 3rd mission of Earl?

((k: Win over an animal))

Yui: Win over animals...Looks like we did!

Reiji: Finishing that task in such a place was really unexpected.

Yui: ….thanks to you, Reiji San.

Reiji: I had handled it, so that was obvious. Anyways, let’s finish our last mission.

Monologue —

Afterwards, we rode on the minecart and it took us to the underground lake.

Reiji San sinked into the deep lake quickly in order to look for the limestones...with such a speed that can’t be expressed in words.

Leaving me alone, who was useless…

END of the Monologue  —

Place: Underground Lake

Yui: (Vampires don’t have any problems even deep under the water...cool.)

(And if you compare me on the other side…)

*Screen Shaked*

Yui: What? My body is feeling heavy so suddenly...I am feeling dizzy…)

*Closes are eyes / screen turns black*

Yui: (What’s going on... —with me?)

Reiji: Yui...Yui…!

Yui: Reiji - San…

Reiji: What’s wrong so suddenly...You are sweating a lot.

Yui: I am fine now...Sorry for making you worry. More importantly, how did you do?

Reiji: It’s fine if you are good. There was an outcome.

Not so cold, not so hot...it was a strange temperature of water. And also, the bottom of the lake was unexpectedly shallow.

Yui: (Huh...the thing in his hand...the limestone…?

Reiji: Now it’s your turn to answer my questions. What the heck actually happened when I wasn’t here?

Yui: I don’t know. Suddenly, my condition came out like ——

Reiji: If I want to guess correctly, then the gem, buried in your chest is expiring…

Yui: Such…!

*Reiji gets closer*

Reiji: We have to be fast. Now, stay close to me as much as you can.

Yui: Huh? Why’s that…!

Reiji: You may hate it as I am soaked wet, but please be silent and hold onto me.

Flying for a short time may require some efforts, so, please be careful.

We will go…!

Monologue —

I supported Reiji San who was flying while hugging me. At the same time, the gravity was gone.

Faster than walking speed, then faster than running speed. With such a speed, we went back to the rails of the minecart.

While I was holding onto his reliable arms, I didn’t want to die.

End pf Monologue —

*After a while*

*Parade finale song*

Place: 夜空 / Night Sky

Yui: (Woa...the stars are…)

Reiji: Just a little, and we will reach the hotel. Then, in the bed — opps…

Yui: gh!

Reiji: Sorry...Today, my brain plus my mind are exhausted…

Yui: I am sorry...instead of helpig, I was just a burden all the time.

Reiji: It’s very usual, right?...However, I forgot the work, that you are the one who can do it.

Yui: Eh?

Reiji: It’s pathetic just to have someone do everything. But what do you always do when you have to do that?

Yui: (I don’t think I could be honest about my feelings...I would do it.)

Thank you so much. That’s...you are always by my side, it’s the reason I am...safe. I have faith in you. *blushing*

Reiji: That’s right. To keep that faith alive, I will do my best.

So, you can relax. I will end up protecting you.

Yui: Yes…!

— The END of Chapter O 3 —

Lunatic Parade Subaru Sakamaki Sub-Scenarios– (Reiji)

Carla  Ruki  Reiji  Ayato

Place: Dress Shop /ドレスショップ

Yui: Huh? So Reiji san, you also come here to check out the dresses?

Reiji: Yeah. The products of this shop are quite good quality and reputed.

Subaru: But all kinds of dresses are basically the same.

Reiji: Wait, Subaru. What’s up with that way of saying it.

Subaru: I just said what I thought.

Reiji: I can’t allow it to pass.

To begin with, you’re very unmindful about your appearance.

Yui: (Certainly Subaru kun is someone who doesn’t care about such things…)

Reiji: You can’t help it. I’ll choose a dress for you.

*Shows him a dress*

What about this? It’s elegant and good quality.

Yui: (A jacket which has a shirt and necktie…)

(It’s an outfit which can’t be imagined for the usual Subaru kun to wear it…)

Subaru: I wonder which dude will wear such a formal looking thing.

Plus, I’m not gonna annoy someone so there ain’t be any wrong if I wear whatever.

Reiji: What are you saying? You’re a member of the Sakamaki household.

At least, try to dress up yourself properly. If you refuse, then you’re not allowed to enter the mansion.

Subaru: …Tch

Reiji: ...Hm? Good grief, there is bed-hair in the back of your head. Fix it right now.

Yui: (Oh, he’s right...if you look closely then it’s springed out a bit.)

Subaru: Haa? What a pain...is it on this side?

Reiji: Nope, not there, it’s on the more right side…

Yui: Oh, you’re passing by that a bit.

Reiji: Subaru, it’s a little leftward!

Subaru: Left...right here?

Reiji: You’re touching the upward! It’s a little bit down.

Subaru: Down...here?

Reiji: Yup, that one! The hair is messed right? Fix it.

Subaru: Troublesome…

Reiji: After that, stretch the wrinkling of your dress. It looks sloppy.

Yui: (Even the wrinkle!? I wouldn't have even bothered about that…)

Subaru: Don’t ya’ command me acting so bossy!

Reiji: Oh my, are you sure to say it?

If it’s really okay for you not to get into the house, then I don’t mind though?

Subaru: …Shit!

*Fixes it*

Subaru: How’s it now?

Reiji: ….Well it’s fine now. Please be mindful to follow these all the time, okay?

Then, I am going to head out to choose my dresses.

*Gets away*

Subaru: Haah...this guy’s strict as always.

Yui: (He has obeyed his words even though he’s saying these, I wonder if that’s because he’s the younger brother?)

Translations Masterlist

→ Lunatic Parade Masterlist

⇢ Common Prologue

⇢ Common Ending

Sakamaki Prologue

Date with Sakamaki

⇥ Ayato's Route   ( Tournesolia, Sakyou, Pinkcase )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Shu  | Reiji  | Subaru  | Kanato  | Laito

Ruki  | Yuma  | Azusa  | Kou

Carla  | Shin

Care for vampire

⇥ Kanato's Route ( Knight-queen, Sakyou, Pinkcase )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Shu  | Reiji  | Subaru  | Ayato  | Laito

Ruki  | Yuma |  Azusa  | Kou

Carla  | Shin

Care for Vampire

⇥ Laito's Route ( Knight-queen, Kyouxa, Sakyou, Tabooneko )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Shu  | Reiji  | Subaru  | Ayato  | Kanato

Ruki  | Yuma  | Azusa  | Kou

Carla  | Shin

Care for Vampire

⇥ Shu's Route ( Sakyou, Pinkcase, Kyouxa )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Laito  | Reiji   | Subaru  | Ayato  | Kanato

Ruki   |  Yuma  | Azusa  | Kou

Carla  | Shin

Care for Vampire

⇥ Reiji's Route ( Knight-queen, Pinkcase )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Laito  | Shu  | Subaru  |  Ayato  | Kanato

Ruki  | Yuma  | Azusa  | Kou

Carla  | Shin

Care for Vampire

⇥ Subaru's Route ( Knight-queen, Akuichansera, Sakyou )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Laito  | Shu  | Reiji  | Ayato  | Kanato 

Ruki  | Yuma  | Azusa  |  Kou

Carla  | Shin

Care for Vampire

Mukami Prologue

Date with Mukami

⇥ Ruki's Route ( Knight-queen, Kyouxa )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Laito  | Shu  | Reiji  |  Ayato  | Kanato  | Subaru      

Yuma  |  Azusa  |  Kou

Carla  | Shin

Care for Vampire

⇥ Kou's Route ( Knight-queen, Epithetologist, Henekunya )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Laito  | Shu  | Reiji  |  Ayato  | Kanato  | Subaru    

Ruki  | Yuma  | Azusa  

Carla  | Shin

Care for Vampire

⇥ Yuma's Route ( Knight-queen, Akuichansera )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End]

Laito   | Shu  | Reiji  | Ayato  | Kanato  | Subaru      

Ruki  | Azusa  | Kou

Carla  | Shin

Care for Vampire

⇥ Azusa's Route ( Sakyou, Knight-queen )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Laito   | Shu  | Reiji  | Ayato  | Kanato  | Subaru      

Ruki  | Yuma  | Kou

Carla  | Shin

Care for Vampire

Tsukinami Prologue

Date with Tsukinami

⇥ Carla's Route ( Kyouxa, Epithologist, dixbolik-lovers, Vampiretsuki, dangereuse-liaison )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Laito  | Shu | Reiji | Ayato | Kanato | Subaru      

Ruki | Yuma | Kou |  Azusa

Shin

Care for Vampire

⇥ Shin's route ( Knight-queen, Kyouxa, Sakyou )

[ O 1 ] [ O 2 ] [ O 3 ] [ O 4 ] [ End ]

Laito | Shu | Reiji | Ayato | Kanato | Subaru      

Ruki  | Yuma  |  Kou  | Azusa

Carla  

Care for Vampire