I Want To Make You Happy...

G R O S S! UGH! What the fuck is this bullshit?!

Can you imagine behavior like this in real life? You kindly greet your friend's long-absent partner and their kid gets in between you to try and keep YOU AWAY FROM THEM as your friend LAUGHS?! I'd be furious and publicly humiliated! What the fuck has Sakura been telling her daughter about her supposed best friend? And how dramatic and stupid is Sarada to make such a scene in public over a simple greeting?!

Fuck! What an anti-social, unbearable, and wretched family! Ino, yet again, is shafted by being forced to play along with this garbage. Honestly!!!

Love how they kept in Sarada feeling the need to protect her father from her mother’s friend with Sakura laughing, awkward and embarrassed in the background

Naruto, arms folded with his pouty, close-eyed fox expression: Come on! Like you guys haven't all had erotic dreams about your teammates after they saved your lives which made it hard to look at them the next time you met!? Don't lie.

The Konoha 9 (-Naruto & -Sasuke): 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Kakashi, dreaming about Obito most nights and also every time he sees his own eyes: No, no, you're right; it's normal.

Obito, miles away doing recon on Konoha: (X)o👁️

(English Translation!)

~ Sleepy Sasuke ~

I'm so glad you like this silly, sweet crack fic! Thanks for the recommendation ~

by @kmtranslationsxxx. she writes BEAUTIFUL crack fics

Everyone in the Ninja World decides to put aside their differences, come together, and finally get a consensus about who tops and who bottoms in the multi-faceted Sasuke-X-Naruto relationship! Arguments are had, and battles are fought; will they be able to ever see eye-to-eye, and sort out this very important issue? (Too bad there was no point in asking Naruto and Sasuke about it; they hadn’t even realized they were dating yet.)

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Haruno Sakura/Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru/Temari, Hyuuga Hinata/Inuzuka Kiba, Gaara/Rock Lee, Surprising & Cute Friendships!, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Tsunade (Naruto), Mitarashi Anko, Shiranui Genma, Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Hinata, Yamanaka Ino, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Fugaku, Uzumaki Kushina, Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Karin (mentioned), Gaara (Naruto), Temari (Naruto), Kankurou (Naruto), Orochimaru (Naruto), Rock Lee, Hyuuga Neji, Teuchi (Naruto), Ayame (Naruto), Inuzuka Kiba, Inuzuka Clan (mentioned), Nara Shikadai (mentioned), Nara Shikamaru, Jiraiya (mentioned), Hyuuga Hanabi, Uchiha Shisui (mentioned), Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Didn’t Know They Were Dating, Alternate Universe, Post-Warnon-epilogue compliant, Humour, Idiots in Love, But Everyone else knows they are, Ino is a Great Writer, Reversible Couple, the ending we deserved, Icha Icha Series, Icha Icha Reboot!, Complete! (Adding Epilogues), The Hyuuga Reconciliation

Word Count: 28,000

Rating: Mature

(English Translation!)

Gintoki: Hijikata! Marry me!

(English Translation!)

Oikawa, languidly: Iwaizumi-san, you like this sort of thing, riiiight?

Iwaizumi: ...hah?

Oikawa: Sorry, nothing...

(Fin!)

(English Translation)

I wanted to meet you... Every day.

…毎日。

lmao. truly the most successful sannin. tsunade fcked off never to be seen again, and jiraiya died, but Oro's here and looking better than ever before, while also, somehow, looking better than anyone else

the way orochimaru is still evil but just works for the leaf village now is kind of epic like he won. everyone else is atoning or whatever and he's wearing dangly earrings and having tea with all the ninja moms

(English Translation!)

Illumi *kisses Killua's head, holds him tightly*: Killuuu ~

Killua: What the hell are you doing in front of people?! Baka-aniki!

Hisoka, smiling with a smiling Gon: Waa ~ ♡ Illumi's face is amaaazing ☆

(Fin!)

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(English Translation!)

Sasuke watches as Itachi picks up a Mandarin orange and puts it down, his tiny round face frustrated.

Itachi: *Gives a look like he would like Sasuke to peel the orange for him.*

(End)