Friends. Romans. Countrymen. I Am Asking. I Am Begging. Please Use Headphones When Consuming Audio Content

NEIL GAIMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FEED?!?!?

I honest to god didn’t know you had a Tumblr my bad dude😭😔

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

Now, it is very illegal to say "I think JD Vance killed the Pope," super illegal. Can't say it. Now it's okay for me to say it just now, because that was just me telling you it it is illegal to say "I think JD Vance killed the Pope." I'm not actually saying it, I'm just telling you it's illegal to say it. It's a public service

How tf did we think Ernie and Bert were straight… like fr the amount of Disco cover albums they made of their own songs and the amount of gay shit they put out of the two in the 70s

Like fr what???

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

me rn fr

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring

I am so thankful the universe is giving me meme remakes in YuGiOh format. My skin is probably glowing from the emotional cleanse this is giving me.

how mako sees the world after making peace with his trauma 🐬✨

(plus a bonus reel for your troubles)

Why do my interests in canning, couponing, and homesteading overlap so often with blogs with titles like ‘The Obedient Housewife’? 

Help? LOZ fandom is confusing

I know I am very new to the Legend of Zelda fandom (I joined in 2016), however, I have a really hard time imagining Link as anything other than a mute, androgynous, twink.

I have no idea how anyone can imagine/fall in love with this idea of him being a tall, masculine, tank... I'm frankly horrified by the idea

(not to offend anyone who does it is perfectly reasonable if you do)

Anyone else? I'm feeling so alone lol

(for context I found the fandom with the '86 game and Minish Cap soon followed by botw)

is it weird that I headcannon Lance McClain as transfem? I feel like the crush on Allura was just gender envy. Plus, Lance’s behavior reminds me a lot of my trans sister😅(yes my sister gets therapy don’t worry)