It's My 2 Year Anniversary On Tumblr 🥳

when yugi sees how many inches I can take

if he doesn’t I don’t have a 3ft stuffed octopus in my bed

this is the closest we'll ever get to perfection oml

Izuku: I thought I was barking back to the dog for the past hour.

Izuku: Turns out it was just me and Kacchan barking back and forth from different rooms in the house.

Izuku: Todoroki still hasn’t stopped laughing at us.

journal comics

#6 august

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DECIDE?!?! WHAT?!?!

Peach conquers Thor, moving her on to round 2.

This time, it's... another Marvel vs. Nintendo match...

Huh, if I had a nickel for every time a Nintendo character fights a Marvel character, I'd have... at least 5 nickles. Where'd these other nickles come from?

Anyway, the Batman Brutalizer, Spider-Man, takes on the Cloud Cleaver, Link.

Nickle joke explained below. Spoilers for future DBR Battles

Aside from this battle and the previous battle (Peach vs. Thor), the other 3 are:

1. Dimitri vs. Silver Surfer

2. Mario vs. Ultron

3. And round 2's Samus vs. Rogue

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45675142/chapters/114940402

Beau Idéale Spideypool fanfiction

this fic made me full-cry a minimum of 3 times

the poetry it features before each chapter gutted me and made me whole all at the same time

if you like spideypool this is a must-read

you know when you think someone is mad at you but they dont say it outright?

and you also have trouble with nonverbal language so you think it’s just your anxiety and rejection sensitivity?

but you’re right? and they’ve actually hated you the whole time?

Be like me, be straight up. Use your damn words (constructively)

happy birthday gromit

 So, Yahoo bought Tumblr. I am very sad now. Tumblr was my life source. It kept me alive for so long and now… I don’t even know what to do. I can feel my body becoming weak. You ruined it Yahoo. I don’t even want to use Tumblr now if it’s going to be run by you. I might as well start planning my own funeral because I don’t know how long I will live without my power pack. Yes, I referred to Tumblr as my power pack. Why, you might ask; because when I’m not on Tumblr the world feels all wrong, but when I’m on it, I feel my energy rise. It kept me going and now you have taken that away. Great job! I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way. Do you feel good about yourself Yahoo? Does it feel good taking away millions of peoples life source? What do we have to live for now? Yes, I know David Karp is the CEO still, but come on! You’ll probably just boot him out eventually. You suck Yahoo! You absolutely Suck! Oh, and by the way David Karp… We are no longer bffs. You’re not even an f. You’re just a b and it doesn’t stand for best. How could you let this happen? I thought we’d be tight forever. Now look what you’ve done. You have made the Tumblr population very sad. You should be ashamed of yourself. You hear me? ASHAMED!