God It’s Always Funny To Look At

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

I’m too lazy and tired to go outside to trick or treat so digital with have to do.

If you want you could stop here and I could give you whatever I could find

Happy Hollow's eve peeps!

Trick or treat!

Wasn’t expecting one so soon, here’s a big plate of spicy Mapo tofu with rice.

somethin I've noticed

I'm crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol

Been reading some original works on Ao3 recently

Rompopolo's entire existence gives me anxiety. What if god gave you the body of a balloon animal with swords for arms? You love drinking crude oil but half of the year your entire ecosystem is on fire. Your natural enemy is the humble exploding gorilla.

To whichever God of any region is listening, I’ll praise you if you make this the most tolerable year we had since 2020 started, please don’t let Apollo hit this post with misfortune, civilization can’t take one more bad year it’s on rickety, crumbling ground already, another will collapse everything.

Like I know that it’s one of the new indie game hits, but when I first saw fan art of the game on Twitter, which would also be my first exposure to its existence, I was confused on why it was tagged mouthwashing, like to people like me who didn’t know it was a game, it felt threatening like what’s happened to the mouthwash, why are people drawing a man that looks like Joshua Graham, is this some kind of ad with the doctors approved thing and the one that didn’t approve was tormented or something, are the other people the other doctors, is this a trend, why is this so vague and why are people drawing it?

Like how was I supposed to know at the time that it was a game, I didn’t see anything on my recommendations or feeds about it, these game just pop out of nowhere from time to time.