This Tweet Came To Me In A Dream

girlfailure mets baseball while i’m sick

Hey bbg I think I’m a Latin compound word because I want to take (you on) a dative

@hal8001

Reblog if you write fan fiction

Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?

Nobody tells you how much being a baseball fan spoils you. Like what do you MEAN there isn’t another 2.5 hour race today???

do we think nando calls lance his strulobitch

oh you better BET

Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang

charlos always and forever

live laugh love mlb players’ old tweets

Oh that would be me ☝️.

I saw already don’t you worry🥰

my body had a reaction this is so attractive for no reason