Hes like a cat That doesn’t care where you move it as long as it can still stare ominously at the empty room corner

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8 months ago

DP x DC Prompt

Danny was sent to the DC universe to save him from the GIW and the Fenton's by Clockwork

Doesn't know what to do here, but as an Experienced Vigilante:tm: he takes note of all the INexperienced vigilante's causing more danger than they realize.

Danny takes it upon himself to act as a low level villain so he can secretly train these vigilante's to be stronger. One day, a Bigger Villain decides to Fuck Around and Find Out.

All his "enemies" realize Danny could've folded them anytime he wanted when he effortlessly defeats the Big Bad.

4 weeks ago

im fucking OBSSESSED with han yoojin. this guy is literally the most insane one in the group. to outsiders he looks like the normal guy. he runs the show. hes the weakest. he defeated one of the main antagonists responsible for his brothers death through the power of sheer derangement. the strongest and the best listen to him. he knows what hes doing. hes absolutely clueless. his only skill is being extremely good at baby sitting. hes a single mom of 50. his relationship with sung hyunjae is so complicated there are no words to describe it. he time travelled to the past. he actually did not. hes overprotective of his brother. this guy fucking realised the one on the news isnt his brother only because "well if it really were my brother he wouldve blown up the entire region not just a building". he said this with pride in his eyes. he is the calmest of them all. hes feral. he has murdered quite a few people with his bare hands. hes innocent. he has monsters as pets. hes dumb as fuck. everyone listens to him. hes fighting for his life every other chapter. this is not the most unhinged thing about him.

6 months ago
A two-panel sketch comic. The first panel shows Mabel Pines in the woods, looking uncomfortably at a stack of three gnomes standing on a log to be taller than her. The gnome on top gives her a sleazy smile and says "Well, we might be willing to help you guys out… if you reconsider the whole queen thing?" Then there's a big "WHAM" impact bubble, and the next panel is Bill Cipher standing protectively in front of Mabel, wielding a big stick and yelling "She's 13 you creeps!" while the gnomes scatter like possums. The pointy hat of the one who was talking has been smashed flat from being hit hard on the head.
Another two-panel sketch comic. In the first panel, Bill stands protectively in front of Mabel again, this time between her and Gideon. He's yelling "Get a job! Stay away from her!" Mabel is waving apologetically at Gideon, but also smiling, suggesting she's at least a little glad he's not getting closer. In the next panel, Gideon, who's wearing casual clothes because he's a "normal kid" now, yells at Bill "You promised her to me in marriage less than a year ago, and you're callin' Me a creep??" Bill yells back "Hey bucko, you're the one who took me up on it!"

just wanted to draw AU Bill being a protective dad again. also am i the only one who finds that one gnome REALLY creepy

1 year ago

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

2 years ago
5 months ago

The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.

7 months ago

laishuro is so fucking funny. you fail to propose to a white woman. her brother pisses you off cause of your unresolved jealousy and inability to emotionally regulate. during your blowout fight that resolves this unspoken resentment, he sticks his fingers in your mouth, ask what your mouth is good for, and pulls your hair. you give him a magic bell that will alert you if he needs help. the minute it rings you make a u-turn and find out he played fetch with it. there are bigger problems right now. when its all over, the woman, who was turned into a Creature, marries some elf you've known for a week. the brother becomes king and looks like a full snack in his wolf pelt, which is deeply ironic for thirty different reasons. your love rivals are some blue-eyed bitch who is obviously untrustworthy, a guy who you last saw trying to force-feed you onigiri, and a divorced father of three. you do nothing about any of this and go home. clown behavior.

4 months ago

happy prideWHAT FLAG WAS THAT

2 years ago

we're about to be homeless again after just getting this place. we didnt even had the chance to buy a mattress, im!! this shit is so fucking hard

We're About To Be Homeless Again After Just Getting This Place. We Didnt Even Had The Chance To Buy A

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