Fuck The Police? Yes Please

I know this doesnt reqlly matter but, i just had my final musical theater showcase of the year today! I was a little nervous because i was slightly late for my dance, but ive been told that i did very well on my song!

Cannot believe he just saw it

Honestly, Kazuki & Rei could absolutely just be platonic friends, roommates, besties, whatever, but Rei’s dad is 10000% treating Kazuki like he’s a romantic attachment for his son.

In Shigeki’s perspective, killing Miri would help keep his son detached, since Rei clearly loves the new fatherly role he has with her, and that truly does push him away from the tight control he wants over his son.

But deciding Kazuki was too much of a liability? Like…there’s no hetero explanation for Rei’s dad to be like “clearly your roommate’s gotta go, you like him too much” because that makes no sense, especially since Kazuki is an asset as a hitman. Shigeki is very loudly and unapologetically treating Kazuki like he’s Rei’s lover, as romantic relationships only cause distraction and potential betrayal of the organization. And why else would he keep repeating that Rei needs to carry on their bloodline, if not to say, “gay relationships don’t produce heirs, therefore this bond does nothing to benefit the Suwa family.”

Rei could really just be best friends with Kazuki but his dad is like “nah that’s some fruity shit right there, we gotta shut that down.”

wrighteortj brainrottt

I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.

I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.

But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?

Hear me out for some EMClownbo. Specifically, soulmate version.

Now, Soulmates are rather common and it's known that they can be platonic or romantic. Why are they known? Simple! There's a few dozen different types but every kind of soulmate connection you can think of is there. Not all at once of course though, and not even people who are soulmates are garentted to have the same kind of connection.

For example, when Evbo writes on his skin, his messages show up on his soulmates bodies. He loves nothing more than to write them sweet little messages and get their reactions back. He doesn't even have to worry about space, because neither can write back to him. Instead, from one of them (EMF), Evbo gets sensations. When EMF bites into a warm cookie and decides to share this feeling with his soulmates, both of them can feel the warmth in their mouth and taste the sweetness even if their mouths are empty. He responds to Evbo's love letters that decorate his skin by kissing his own wrists and arms.

Both of these get the same reaction from their mystery third, flooding them with emotions that aren't their own. Everytime Evbo writes a note or EMF gives a kiss, they get a rush of emotions not their own, a rush of Love-Adoration-Longing-MINE. They will often get poked with Bored-Longing-Pleading-Lonely if they don't send their third their good morning message/kiss. This will always get Clown the desired kisses and messages.

When they finally get to the top of the Temple, Evbo Instantly knows that's his soulmate. Not only does he see his own writing littering their hands and arms, but the moment Clown sees him, he gets poked with, Curiosity-Longing-Hope from his soulmate. Evbo rolls up his sleeve to show the messages on his arm and feels a rush of, Love-Hope-Adoration-Longing that nearly knocks him off his feet. Evbo pays no mind to what Seawatt is rambling about and instead says, "I found you. I found you!" And releases Clown himself.

Seawatt is very confused as to why these two are holding eachother and kissing rather than fighting. Evbo only pulls away enough to say, "come on, introductions can wait. Our third is waiting down below for us." And without hesitation, Evbo is scooped up into Clown's arms as he charges down the course towards where EMF is trapped. Because Clown finally has people who will never leave him like that ever again, ones who risked EVERYTHING to Free Him. Holding and protecting them is much more important that destroying civilization at this moment.

y'all are literally gonna start making me ship clownbo im so serious dawg PLEASE i need yaoi in my system!!!

this feels like n incomplete acrylic painting-

We push and we pull like two dancers of different types, a tango strong, fiery, and fierce, a flame that will never be pierced, meanwhile I am a dance much slower, a ballroom dance with the light much lower, a tune that plays soft, sad, and slow; not a word to be heard as I move to and fro. My soft sad tune is easily overwhelmed, as I hear the loud ringing bells of your fiery tango sounding clear and true, I would hope that you would find my tune a little bit happier as I sit by you but you’re too busy with your loud ringing bells, your fiery whistles, and your fast spinning moves. I wish for one second that you’d look me in the eye and notice the tears divine that threatened to spill and fill my heart will sorrow as I realize that you will only ever need me as a place to vent, or a person to use.

one of the major appeals of cumplane to me is that shen qingqiu has all these impressive and interesting guys chasing after him and willing to wait on him hand and foot. but the one guy who he somehow favors the most is the overworked loser he's always fighting with???

insanity. if i were liu qingge i'd break something.