Kitkat-the-unstable-snack - Kitkat

Obey me characters google searches. Some have multiple because they're dumb

Uh..potty language and NSFW themes bc Asmodeus is a whore

Lucifer: Why is my human...trying to escape?

Lucifer: How to...convince a human to be normal?

Mammon: What does it mean if my human...Sleeps next to me?

Mammon: How to...sell a human?

Leviathan: Is my human...allowed to watch anime?

Leviathan: How to make friends

Leviathan: Can humans swim?

Satan: What if my human...Explodes?

Satan again: Humans exploding

Satan a third time: Humans exploding and surviving.

Satan a fourth time: How to prevent your human from exploding

Asmodeus: will 2 humans get along?

Asmodeus: How to get 2 humans to fuck

Beelzebub: human

Beelzebub: human diet

Beelzebub: human cheeseburger

Beelzebub: cheeseburgers not made out of humans

Beelzebub: do humans eat each other?

Beelzebub: Cheeseburgers near me

Belphegor: what the fuck is a human

Belphegor, again: why do humans bleed so much?

Belphegor, two minutes later: How to delete my search history

Diavolo: Is chocolate safe for humans?

Diavolo: Do humans fight

Diavolo: does my human like me

Diavolo: do humans like pickles

Diavolo: why do humans like pickles

Diavolo: how to convince humans not to eat pickles

Diavolo: why did I get a human

Barbatos: Why do I get out of bed in the morning?

Barbatos: Hangover cures

Barbatos: How to get a human to leave you alone

Barbatos: how to get a human to come back

(Barbatos only liked MC because he liked watching them, now he loves them.)

Solomon: How did they forget I am human

Luke: Do humans like candy?

Simeon: Google

Simeon, already on Google: Google

Simeon: auagiwjqgauabdj

Luke, typing for Simeon: do humans like being hugged

Thirteen: Fastest way to kill a human (but relax it's for a school project)

Thirteen: How to kill Solomon

Thirteen: How to torture a human

Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a human to stop existing?

Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a fallen angel to stop existing

Mephistopeles: Cute babies sleeping

Raphael: Why is the human human?

Michael: Why do people like humans?

Luke, again: is it okay to see a human as family?

The Dance of Dragons. It’s the story of the fight between Rhaenyra Targaryen and her half-brother Aegon for control of the Seven Kingdoms. Both of them thought they belonged on the Iron Throne. When people started declaring for one of them or the other, their fight divided the kingdom in two. Brothers fought brothers. Dragons fought dragons. By the time it was over, thousands were dead. And it was a disaster for the Targaryens as well. They never truly recovered.

— “The dance of dragons”? Why is that a dance? Doesn’t make much sense.

That's just what they call it. I think it’s poetic.

GAME OF THRONES 5.09 — The Dance of Dragons

mental illnesses portrayed in ride the cyclone

Mischa- anger issues

Penny/Jane- autism

Constance- too nice

Ricky- furry

Noel- likes the French

Ocean- ginger

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ITS THEM??

*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.

whenever people are like ‘who’s your favourite character in 911’, it’s like … babe. i don’t fuckin know. depends who i’m looking at at the time. the position of the sun. the wind chill. the precipitation prediction. i love them all. i love them all way too much.

I love how before the El Reno tornado when the Tornado Wranglers are working to get everything ready, Boone walks around asking everyone what they’re doing… not with Lily though, he just talks to Cairo (the drone) I love this little guy yall

RTC as quotes from my school quote book:

Ocean: Jingle bells, jingle bells, my mother doesn’t love me!

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Ocean: HEY! HEY! STOP IT! NO SEX ON THE B U S!!!

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Constance: Carpenters are people who work with wood and make stuff with wood

Noel: *turns to Mischa* See, they don’t make carpets!

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Ocean: Dobby is a free elf!

Noel: Dobby is a dead elf.

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Mischa: DRINK THE WATER. IF DEHYDRATION DOESN’T KILL YOU, I WILL WITH MY BARE HANDS

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Penny: I bit Ocean!

Ocean: OWWWWWW!!!!

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Mischa: Isn’t mozzarella a type of sauce?

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Ocean: DON’T BREAK THE CEILING

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Noel: The ten deadly sins: Sloth, Greed, Pride, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Wrath, Macbeth, Ocean, and Father Marcus

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Noel: Ocean do you have a boyfriend?

Ocean: No

Noel: *laughs*

Ocean: Do YOU have a boyfriend Noel? Do you have a DAD Noel?

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Penny: Daveed Diggs was our third president

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Noel: You’ve heard worse

Mischa: I’ve said worse