"Calm Down, You Horny Bastards." - The Pope, Probably

A lot of storm chasers don’t just go after tornados. In fact, a large amount of them also go after hurricanes. Kate and Tyler are hands down the tornado-whisperers, but what if Javi’s specialty is hurricanes?

The military deals a lot more with hurricanes than they do tornados, and given that more military bases are at the mercy of hurricanes, it makes sense that Javi would have spent more time with them. But maybe the Tornado Wanglers hadn’t branched out into hurricanes before.

Maybe they notice Javi missing from the parking lot party and find him sitting on the bed of a motel room with the tv on a weather channel covering this massive hurricane headed towards the east coast, phone on speaker as he talks to an old military buddy while he’s looking over data and models on his laptop.

no i need the consensus song to be making regular occurrences. Percy starting to sing it when Annabeth is butting heads with Tyson but it just makes everything worse because Grover’s in danger. Grover trying to sing it during Titan’s Curse but getting frosted out by the Hunters. Grover looking around during Battle of Labyrinth, realizing that 3 out of the other five people on this quest have a crush on Percy and realizing no consensus song can fix this. Percy starting to sing it during Son of Neptune and having no idea where that came from. Annabeth starting to sing it during a tense moment with Jason and Percy and it completely diffuses the situation because now Percy and Annabeth have to teach it to everyone else and that’s how they all become a team (or better yet Coach Hedge asking what they have to say for themselves about the overnight incident and Percy and Annabeth just start singing and everyone thinks they’re absolute weirdos.) Percy and Annabeth singing it in Tartarus to keep themselves going. The trio singing during Chalice of the Gods because everything’s changed yet nothings changed

mental illnesses portrayed in ride the cyclone

Mischa- anger issues

Penny/Jane- autism

Constance- too nice

Ricky- furry

Noel- likes the French

Ocean- ginger

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

THANK YOU

I agree so much with the AI that they probably don't have the right actor for the character yet, and a lot of people are acting like it's the end of the world, it not and people acting like everbyte made a lot of money from duskwood but they probably didn't because of how low they charged us on everything I'm playing and it's super fun so far and I'm enjoying it

Moonvale Ep. 1

I've finished the first episode and here are my thoughts.

Mild to extreme spoilers and a train of thought that I'm not sure will go anywhere.

1. Sure, I don't like having to pay for every picture or video either. I get it, though, they need to make money. I think this was a heavy handed way to make it much more expensive than expected, but Duskwood was VERY low requirement to buy game currency, so maybe it seems so bad mostly by comparison.

2. Eric is a goof, and VERY clumsy. He trips at least twice, once in a BIG way and seems like he's a nice guy.

3. I was surprised to see so much of the missing Adam. No further comments on that.

4. Adam's expression when we "answer" the video call was that of palpable relief... There are even tears that fall during this call. He has us as a contact since Eric says he didn't just get the number... He apologized that we'll "have to do this without [him] though it seems impossible"... We know the two cities are close together... Adam has black hair... Jake admitted that he lives under fake names.... I'm curious how the story would be if Jake was revealed under one of his aliases, that's all.

5. Charlie is like a cross between Richy and Dan and I'm not sure how I feel about him

6. The AI images that everyone is freaking out about are whatever... We never saw Lily's face until after Jake disappeared for a while. Dan had a hoodie covering his face in his profile pic for a while too. As they cast, I'm sure they'll update.

7. I know we're all anxious to see how the Duskwood code affects gameplay, and I think it's safe to say at this point there will be a handful of chats or events that will be threaded through the game that will tie back to our experiences.

8. "I WILL FIND YOU" 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 SO PUMPED but now I want to go back and NOT flirt with Eric. I thought if it would only be a self contained side story that I could compartmentalize my love for Jake, but now I'm replaying to keep holding on strong for him.

Twisters headcannon!!!!!

(Mainly going to be the tornado tamers)

Addy and Javi were like siblings, and when she died, it felt like Javi had lost a part of him

When Javi told kate that he would have done anything for her, it wasn't in a romantic sense, but because they had been friends for so long that she would have done the same for him

Jeb and Kate were so in love that he was planning to propose after she had gotten the collage grant

Addy and praveen were together when he was struck by lightning

Kate's scar still gives her pain

Kate and Javi both have survivors guilt kates, being that she led her friends into an E5 and Javi, being that he didn't warn them quickly enough

Javi is bisexual and has hooked up with everyone in his friend group except addy

Addy is a lesbian whose gay awaking was jo harding

Javi was the one who told everyone parents what happened

That is all I got. I might do one for the tornado wranglers later!

“my favorite this season was the fruity four”

be more specific bitch

we’ve got pride parade

internalized homophobia

polyamory

and old spice

Reading ASOUE as a child, I didn't end up with a Violet Baudelaire complex (tying my hair up every time I have to think), or a Klaus Baudelaire complex (reading a shit ton of books about everything), but a rarer third thing I like to call a Lemony Snicket complex (I am very very sad, I write, I love desperately, and I still hope for the best)

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