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Gail Simone I love you more than you will ever know

You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

The Jackbox livestream will not be happening tonight- this is from Jorge’s YouTube!

I love that Dick is pocket sized for both powered superheroes and as Robin, when he is a teeny little guy for the non-powered. It's very fun.

So here is three of my favorite way someone carried Dick:

Kitten! Dick taken by the scruff in Batman/Scarecrow Year one:

2. On the shoulder of Superman, looking like he is having the time of his life:

3. look at his shit-eating smile, i love him

Hell you mean he’s gonna be in THE ACTUAL ISLAND OF ITHACA???

Captain GET OFF THAT BOAT RN BEFORE POSEIDON GETS HIS RING NOTIF

Also Jorge thank you from the bottom of my heart that you’re not holding at 10 pm so I’m only crying at 11:30 and not 12:30 am

also the entire cast is going? That’s so coo-

……

wait a minute.

THIS MEANS THAT POLITIES, EURYLOCHUS, PERIMEDES, ELPENOR ETC ARE GETTING BACK TO ITHACA AFTER ALL 😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭

Bro NO 😭

Hi my name is Mairon Lord of Dark’ness Annatar Gorthaur Evil-Way and I have long fair hair (because my form is fair) and fiery eyes shining like silmarils. I am related to Aulë but I wish I wasn't because he’s a major fucking boomer. I’m a vampire and a werewolf and a deity. I have pale white skin. I’m also a necromancer, and practice Dark Magyck in a Dark Fortress called Angband in Middle Earth where I’m the Dark Lord's Lieutenant (and Boyfriend). I’m goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I was walking in the mountains outside Angband. It was snowing and raining so I couldn't see Arien's stupid face, which I was very happy about. Maedhros glared at me from Thangorodrim. I put up my middle finger at him

So far, I think we Epic fans have mutually agreed on 3 things:

1) Penelope is taller than Odysseus

2) Polites was holding the infant when he appeared in the Underworld saga

3) Odysseus tucked his hair behind his ear when he sang “Penelope why, you know I’m too shy”

secret santa for @salubriousbean

i chose polites (and here he is, haunting the narrative)

i hope you like it

Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

- - -

Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

Uh- guys, wrong musical.

What is it that makes these characters so similar? And why am I all of them?

There are a lot of fics about the Justice League finding out about Batman's children via a series of circumstances leading to Nightwing joining the League (usually against Batman's will)

and I LOVE this trope, don't get me wrong, but I'd like to imagine a situation where it doesn't happen like that. I want a situation where Nightwing joins the League, but he and Batman play it off well enough that the JL doesn't put them together. They notice that they work well together, sure, and Batman seems to trust Nightwing easier than the other new members, but no one questions it because Nightwing is good.

And the JL reaches a point where it's been months or even years and they still don't know.

Until Nightwing gets hurt. They've seen him hurt before, but he gets hurt. Bleeding out, affected by fear toxin, whatever, the point is, he's in bad shape. And Nightwing - strong, crooked grin, happy facade - screams. He screams for his dad - a word that he never uses, but that doesn't matter now, because he's scared, and he's hurt, and he just wants to go home.

And nobody knows what to do. Every single League member very quickly realizes that they know nothing about this guy. Everyone wonders about Batman because he seems so mysterious, but Nightwing always seemed so open, and it's only in that moment that they realize they have no actual information on him.

But that only last for a split second, because, of course Batman reacts first. He runs to his side and starts to stabilize his injuries while assuring him in a voice that they've never heard before, a voice that is distinctly not his Batman growl, that he's right there and it's all going to be okay.

And Nightwing... well, he stops calling out for his father. And he doesn't stay in the watchtower infirmary after that. When they ask Batman where he took him, he just tells them home.

Nightwing's back a few months later, and that's when they start asking him if he's really Batman's kid, and he just smiles the same crooked grin and says, Of course. You didn't know?

Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.

Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.

✨Just Viktor things✨

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

So apparently you can't be white on Tumblr?

I remember relating to Elphaba so much after seeing the show when I was like 11 because she was just as socially oblivious as me. Turns out she was being sarcastic, but I didn't get it because autism.

American bison Bos bison

Observed by xavierpiron, CC BY-NC

Looking back, I remembered he was high when he said this

My dad said the most philosophical thing last night:

"No matter how hard things get, just remember that somewhere out there, in the middle of the Columbian jungle, there is a sloth that wants nothing more than for you to pet it."

And that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

How bad does my eyesight have to get before I can be described as vision impaired?

Haven't seen anyone mentioning it yet but when the above scene cuts to Jayce running Viktor to their lab, Viktor is no longer wearing his shirt. Meaning that either: A. Jayce removed the shirt as he tried to resuscitate him (and completely shut it out of his own memory) or B. Jayce stole Viktor away from the medical examiners (probably in response to them declaring him dead or a lost cause).

This is my love letter to the most beautiful ship I witnessed this year. Cheers to us Jayvik nation 💫

made this with tears still drying on my face

The straights, the lesbians and the gays

"Now... I only want my partner back"

AND SOME OF Y'ALL ARE STILL SHIPPING HIM WITH MEL

I got 2 rn :3

Reblog this with a gif of your Blorbo

Dick Grayson:

*runs the titans*

*works for the league*

*has a day job*

*solo patrols bludhaven*

*solo patrols New York*

*on call 24/7 for regularly scheduled Gotham crisis(es)*

*training at least 40% of new gen heroes at any given moment*

*infiltrating the current annoying cult, corrupt gov, spy organization, company, mafia group, evil underground ancestral foundations of a city and random corrupt modeling industry*

*monitoring drug pedaling in 3 cities*

*emotionally regulating 80% of his family bc why would they do it themselves? Nah let’s just ruin relationships for fun -cough Bruce cough-*

* maintaining civilian cover*

*canonically does volunteer work*

I am beginning to think nightwing doesn’t have anger issues he’s just overstimulated bc wtf

Like Dick take a break what is this?

————

Dick currently working on infiltrating the mob, after 4 days of 6+ hour patrols bc bludhaven has no chill an Arkham breakout, a performance review at work that took too long, organizing a titans outer space mission, just got back from training Jon Kent: no one call me plz god no one call me I can’t do this I have so much work no one. Call me plz

*phone rings* -it’s tim

He could ignore it but last time he left Tim alone for a month the dumbass lost his spleen and decided a cowl was a fashion choice (equally bad in his opinion)

Dick picking up the phone with his non broken arm: yello

Tim: so I accidentally maybe got kidnapped and maybe also started a cult around the concept of Batman and I’m out of energy drinks. (All equally dire in tims opinion)

Dick popping 4 caffeine pills: shut up I’ll be there in 30 don’t DO ANYTHing.

—————

Jason: sooo I might be engaged to an alien princess

Dick about to pop a Xanax: tell me it’s Kori or at least in this galaxy

Jason: nope

Dick: …. Can it wait

Jason: she wants to eat me, their species is like a praying mantis knockoff but with space and mind control.

Dick: yeah okay give me an hour I’ll call raven

————

Damian: hello Richard

Dick: what did you do.

Damian: I have been kidnapped by my mother

Dick: again

Damian: I feel it would be redundant to say anything

Dick: …….. alright I’ll call the nearest flying hero be there in a bit… keep ur spine where it is Damian or I swear to god-

——————

Bruce: cult

Dick who just got done with an undercover mission: anddd?

Bruce: we need someone to infiltrate it

Dick: I swear to god I. will. hurt. you

Bruce: hnnnn

——-

Babs: I have… acquired a child

Dick who is fighting deathstroke : …okayyyy

Babs who is watching the fight: she’s a little bit … traumatized

Dick, dodging a katana: preaching to the choir

Babs: can you do your whole, human empathy and kindness tell me ur life story I have puppy dog eyes.

Dick: ….

Babs: you owe me

Dick: … one day I will delete all your numbers and disappear

Babs cheerfully: you know no matter where you go I can find you hunk wonder see you in 3 hours don’t die before then!