At this point Tony could say ‘fuck it’ and turn totally evil and crash the economy or open every encrypted file on the planet and go live in a dark castle with a Jarvis dragon-AI to guard it and I would still be sittin here blogging his pretty face
mmd model rips by @lumialle background image by this reddit user
My good buddy salt gifted me discord nitro so i made mmd animated gifs for our server, needless to say i like the results……..
I believe this is how the conversation will have happened?
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
Can we please get more Harley centric fics??
Like dont get me wrong, I love Peter, but I am tired of the Harley tag beinng 75% fics of Peter and Tony father son bonding, in where Harley is just a secondary character, or background.
Let the garage potato engineer have his own fics centered around him and Tony as father/son please!!
So @lovinthepizzalife and I were talking about ships as friends do, she mentioned ThunderIron while I was thinking about WinterIron and we all know about where that was going to go. I don’t have the fucking time to write an entire fic, but here are some headcanons Pizza and I were screaming about.
Thor expects Tony to steal his clothing per Midgardian custom (and he totally does) but he’s mildly surprised to find Bucky wrapped up in his cape
Thor calls Tony “Anthony” and Bucky “James”
After Thor’s incessant whining, Tony officially changes ‘Strongest Avenger’ in the Avengers files… to Bucky. Bucky can’t convince Tony to change it back no matter how hard he tries, but Thor no longer has a problem with it. All of the new Avengers call Bucky ‘Strongest Avenger’
They don’t fight. At all. What do they have to fight about? There are disagreements, but never yelling or ignoring one another
Sexually speaking, Tony is the bottom and Bucky is afraid to go too hard on him, but Thor knows Tony can handle it and definitely enjoys getting kinky
Thor switches occasionally, but Bucky never bottoms after the one time they tried and he had a severe PTSD flashback to being r*ped by HYDRA
Tony is able to sleep with Thor and Bucky because they’re the only ones strong enough to hold him down when he wakes up from a violent nightmare
Tony is a bit self-conscious about being so much smaller than his big, strong boyfriends but he’s also a damned proud power bottom
Thor has had to use lightning to restart Tony’s arc reactor after a battle took too much out of him, and the mental image of it still haunts Bucky’s dreams
Bucky has told Thor that should he be compromised through the codewords, Thor should electrocute his left arm because it has the best chance of killing him instantly
Tony and Bucky can absolutely lift Mjolnir/Stormbreaker
Thor loves bragging about his boyfriends, even for the smallest things
Thor loves to talk about the stars and Tony loves to listen for the science, and Bucky loves to listen just to hear Thor talk
Bucky would never admit it to Thor’s face, but he slightly, just a little bit, prefers the way Thor looks in pictures where he has long hair
The first time ‘Winter’ comes out, everyone quickly learns he’s extremely territorial. No one is allowed to touch Tony or Thor, they can’t even touch each other without getting a warning growl from the assassin
When they cuddle, it’s a dog pile of limbs, little spoons and big spoons don’t exist. Just intermixed bodies sprawled out on each other.
Shovel talks are inevitable and expected. Steve gives one to Tony and Thor, Pepper and Rhodey give ones to Bucky and Thor, Heimdall gives one to Tony and Bucky, as anticipated. However, the more surprising ones came from Loki to Tony and Bucky, Sam to Tony and Thor, and Natasha to Bucky and Thor
Bucky gets sent on away missions the most (because SHIELD likes exploiting TWS a bit too much) and he’s always more than ready for the next week of excessive clinginess from Thor (and Tony, though he hides it better) as soon as he gets back
Bucky only lets Thor and Tony read his notebooks of fragmented memories
Feel free to add more because I need more content for this rarepair OT3 I just came up with and make @lovinthepizzalife listen to me scream about.
Me, reading a fanfic: This masterpiece has great plot development, character arcs, and superb writing! I can't wait to finish-
Me: ... I said I can't w-
Me: ...I -
Me: ...
ryuji: *almost dies*
all the girls: “I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP CAUSE YOU SCARED ME EVEN THOUGH YOU ALMOST DIED”
UMMM TF⁉️⁉️ THATS NOT HOW YOU GREAT A FRIEND YOU THOUGHT DIED SERIOUSLY KINDA MESSED UP....
why
WHY
cursed 'stashe Grian time!!
so...
... for some reason I see Grian's face as something more like one on right side than left and it gives me creeper vibes....
and uhhhhh.....
🐺🌻 Wolf boy Tanjirou and Little Red Yellow Riding Hood Zenitsu 🌻🐺
Tanjirou: You smell so sweet!
Zenitsu: Please don’t eat me…I swear I taste terrible!!
tony stark acting like a doctor after he got stabbed through and through?? “my insides are badly hurt but let’s pretend nothing happened by making the outside look pretty!” thats such a tony stark thing to do tbh because he’s all messed up inside but he pretends like everything is fine by wearing funky sunglasses all the time and making peace signs for the paparazzi but i really hope tony doesn’t bleed to death lol