Does It Bother You That Tony’s Ex-boyfriend Is Here To Compete For Him?

Does it bother you that Tony’s ex-boyfriend is here to compete for him?

Warning: Not Steve Friendly.

Sam Wilson ( Local Good Boy ™): Uh, bothers me? No. Irks me? Yeah. I mean, I like Steve, he’s a good guy and all, but I just don’t think he’s good for him. And don’t get me wrong, we’ve all been dicks to Tony. The Avengers team, I mean. And I’m sure that Steve feels just as guilty as the rest of us, but after hearing what went down in Siberia…Let’s just say I don’t want them together anytime soon.

Rhodey Rhodes ( The One Who’ll Probably Win ™): I probably shouldn’t be saying this on camera, but I want to strangle the guy. Super soldier or not. I don’t know why he’s here for, like, I know for a fact Tony won’t pick him. Just the other day I saw the motherfucker trying to corner Tony in the kitchen and force him to talk with him. I mean, that’s what I saw. So yeah, I don’t want that spangled bitch and his hot ass breath in here. And certainly not in a relationship with Tony. after all the shit he’s put my best friend through, he’s lucky I don’t put him in the Raft myself.

T'Challa Udaku (Literally a King ™): I can’t say that the Captain’s presence disturbs me, but I can’t say that it pleases me, either. For the most part, I’m indifferent towards Mr. Rogers. He’s irrelevant to me. But after what he did to Anthony, I can sure say that he leaves a bitter taste in my mouth when I think about him. Do not misunderstand me. I’m not innocent. I have left Anthony behind, too, and I take full responsibility for my actions. All I can do is hope that Anthony will forgive me.

Bucky Barnes (Ex- Assassin also murdered his parents ) First of all, let me just say that I love Steve. That punk is my brother and he’ll stay that way till the end of the line. But he’s Tony’s ex for a reason. And after the whole Civil War thing, I think its best for them to stay separated for a while. For Steve to realize what he did wrong and realize how he hurt Tony. I know it sounds kind of hypocritical coming from me, but you have to keep in mind that I wasn’t Tony’s boyfriend then. I wasn’t even his friend. But Steve was. And you don’t do what Steve did to someone you’re supposed to love. That’s all I’m gonna say.

Bruce Banner (Friendzone ™): …Honestly, It kind of does. Look, I know how the world sees Steve. The perfect man, the war veteran who can do no wrong, and the hero whose motives may not be questioned and whose opinions are always right. But what the world seems to forget is that: Steve is still human. And humans hurt others–its what we do. And Steve hurt Tony, yeah, but he hurt me too. When he let Wanda join the team after what she did to me, what she did to Tony…I don’t think I feel good around him anymore. But one thing I’m sure about is that I have Tony’s back no matter what.

Peter Quill (Celestial Being ™): I don’t know Mr. America all that much, but I know he needs to back the hell off. I just know that there’s something off about the guy that Tony and the others won’t tell me, but I see how Tony loses that spark in his eyes everytime he comes in the room and how he flinches away every time Rogers reaches for him– which is creepy as fuck, by the way. But I ain’t scared of him. My girlfriend chews and spits out guys ten times his size before breakfast. and I came here to win. If Rogers dreams of getting Tony back, he’s gonna be a sad son of a bitch, ill tell you that. You hear that, Mr. Big Dick Steve? Meet me in the fucking ditch, asshole.

Scott Lang (Human Disaster ™): It’s messy, dude. Like, I like Steve and whatever, hell I went to war with him, but… I just don’t know. I don’t feel comfortable with him around me or Tony. And yeah, I don’t know the guy all that much, but I can feel that I’m starting to care about him. And I’m not saying that Steve enjoyed himself because I don’t think he did, but these type of decisions make you question things about the people you thought you knew. ‘Would he do the same to me?’ Type of questions. Kinda scary.

Thor (Human Corgi ™): … Friend Steven certainly shocked me with his behavior towards my beautiful Anthony. And for a time, rage and bitterness blossomed in my heart at the sight of Friend Steven. When we crossed paths, I wanted to hurt him. To bring agony upon him, to show him how it feels to be hurt by a friend. But now, all that is left is the sour taste of disappointment and sadness. In Friend Steven, but most of all, in myself. I have hurt Anthony before. There is no excuse for me. But my beloved has a gentle heart, full of forgiveness and kindness. Even for the ones who don’t deserve it.

Loki ( God Of Mischief ™): The mortal made my list. Has it not been for Stark’s pleading of letting him alive, I would have transformed him into a rat and stepped on him. Rogers is lucky I have a weakness for misgardians with chocolate eyes and soft lips, otherwise, he’d be buried six feet under the ground with my spit on his grave. I don’t understand why Stark doesn’t want him dead.

Stephen Strange (Better Than All of You Because PHDs ™): I think the problem with Mr. Rogers is that he doesn’t know when to back off. To give people the space they need to heal. He’s stubborn. And a stubborn man who ignores the feelings of others can be dangerous. I…worry about him. About Tony. We try to keep them apart as much as possible, but I think it’ll be beneficial for both of them if they would actually talk. And they will. After Rogers realizes what he did was unnecessary and twisted. That is all.