I Think The Second Craziest Thing Was Me Having To Explain To A Guy That Him Dating A 16 Yr While Being

In your Steven AU universe, for some reason, I believe that before Apollo's "death", Will and Austin lived with him and not with their mortal mothers. [I imagine that Apollo did something very meaningful and useful for Zeus and he allowed him to really raise his several future children].

It was a very cozy and peaceful place, some small town by the sea or a quiet, prosperous area, - cozy apartment or a beautiful little house. [Will and Austin were created from clay and revive by Apollo, so Naomi and Latricia were unaware of their motherhood].

Imagine what a happy little family they were - two wonderful sons and their wonderful loving father. Then Apollo fell in love with Darren and Kayla was conceived...

Will and Austin hug desperately, clinging tightly to each other under the door of the room where their younger sister is born. Then they listen to how the newborn Kayla screamed, and grandma and aunt started crying...

This is such an amazing perspective of it! It’s so sad tho too which is basically the whole AU lol

In this AU the ancient law of the gods not being able to see their kids wasn’t forced until the birth of thalia, Percy, Jason, Nico and Bianca (I can’t remember who was first, I think Thalia but I’m not sure) meaning the gods COULD spend time with their children

Now they can’t bring their kids up on Olympus out of fear chaos would happen but Apollo was good father. He would bless all the parents he had kids with in some way (like with Naomi he promoted her music career) so that they could live on their own comfortably

In the wiki it says that Austin in 14 while Kayla is 15 or younger meaning we probably don’t know their actual ages. I’m going to make Kayla 13 to make it make more sense.

With this though Will was only 2 when Austin was born and 3 when Kayla was. He and Austin don’t really remember Apollo much, but they do remember his long sunshine golden hair and his singing voice. They never blamed Kayla for what has happened, but they didn’t blame anyone because no one told them what actually happened to Apollo.

Meaning after Kayla’s birth the parents were forced to be by themselves and to support themselves without knowing what actually happened to Apollo. Zeus and the others know but not the parents or the kids.

POOKIE YOUVE DRAWN HER LMAO BUT I SHALL GIVE YOU MY GACHA DESIGN OF HER BC I CANNOT DRAW FOR SHIT (ignore me watching the amber heard v. Johnny depp case)

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

OMG IM SO GLAD. LOL. I HATE HER. You should see my recent post where I go ape shit on a person trying to argue calypso is innocent

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

Drew pulling up to “help” her siblings during a quest:

Just a reminder guys that there is a book where Zeus fucks a tree, the tree has a son, the son turns into an apartment door, Zeus gives the door sentience and all the while this door kills a man and hooks up with the woman that lives inside the apartment.

Headcanon that Apollo occasionally likes to join Artemis and her hunters during hunting seasons because he doesn’t like to hunt alone. The hunters have just come to accept this because it’s Apollo

Mpreg being in Percy Jackson is hilarious. But it is crazy when you think about it especially with Apollo. Because he will actively get pregnant no questions asked. So imagine how many Apollo kids before the battle of manhattan there was who he literally gave birth to…

Exactly, I had to post an essay having to explain to someone that calypso is a weirdo. It’s just crazy we have to say that someone is a weirdo. I feel like it’s just ppl who can’t stand a woman being as bad as a man. And I bet they’re the same ppl who hate Zeus and Apollo for what they do LOL

The day people can openly say that they think calypso is a weirdo without someone yelling in their ear

“What about Apollo with Reyna?!”

Or

“Well Nico is technically a weirdo for dating Will!”

Is the day world peace will start…

T-The bear incident…? 😨 I don’t wanna know bro…

Also fun fact ares was pro-woman, he never 🍇s and actually kills his daughters 🍇ists ! So shout out ares!

But like fr, if you’re gonna ride calypsos wood then you can’t say you hate another god for what they did. Like at least with me I recognize that Apollo is an asshole in many myths, but at least I don’t defend him and ride his wood

Calypso defenders r so weird…. They freak me out bc her whole thing is manipulation and guilt tripping and they so OBVIOUSLY fell for it 😭

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

ISNT UR OC THE DAUGHTER OF CIRCE AND ODYSSEUS

Do you like my pin? 🥰

this you?