Warning For: Child SA And CoCSA Bc I Don’t Wanna Give Someone A Breakdown! 🥰

YES THATS MARIA VALDEZ DOOKIE 😭

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

I once had someone say I should just use ChatGPT if I was tired of writing and that’s like telling someone you cooked and ate their dog. HELL NAW.

THAT IS THE HIGHEST INSULT FOR A WRITER

It’s annoying bc there’s these writers and artists who are genuinely creative and talented but get overlooked by “just use AI!”

Just because AI is simpler doesn’t mean it’s better. You truly don’t appreciate how a human draws/writes things until you see AI destroy a piece of art of writing.

I HATE AI. I LOVE USING IT TO CHEAT IN MATH BUT NOT IN YK WORK FUCK OFF CHATGPT

“Always have a writer friend it’ll be fun!!”

NO. TWEAKING RN BC I HAVE MORE THAN 12K WORDS, 25 PAGES, AND 66,714 CHARACTERS AND IM WORKING OVERTIME FOR ONE PERSON. ONE PERSON.

IM WRITING THIS LIKE THIS WILL KILL ME ALL FOR ONE PERSON WHO CAN ACTUALLY READ IT. Wanna know what’s worse…? ITS NOT EVEN ON CHAPTER FIVE YET.

I love my pookies tho I’ll always do this for them 🥰💛

“Just use ai” the man with Cheeto dust on his face and fingers say, running his meaty fingers through his greasy 4 strands of hair before putting on his fedora and typing to his discord kittens

I then smacked him with a galvanised square steel bar in his hideous face, I then started to scream and yell at him as I bash his head with my hello kitty Nintendo switch

“Ai is stupid, and it’s cheating” I saw as I look him with my darkened eyes, my pupils fixated on his hatsune miku gaming chair

“Ai is real art!” He said protestingly, he almost sounded like a nerd emoji

I then proceeded to feed him to the meat worm 😋

(Sending you good vibes to help finish 👹)

Honestly goated Ares you go my man

Still love Apollo tho and I love his stuff but I think the funniest thing is how all his Bfs/Gfs are all big buff people that could crack him in half with one move

Also I just found out there’s an Apollo statue where he’s dressed as a woman and….you go dude, you love amazing work it ✨✨

This is just a personal opinion but I HATE IT when ppl draw Apollo as some little white dude

BRO IS LITERAL SUNLIGHT GIVE HIM SOME COLOR PLEASEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭 DONT MAKE HIM THE COLOR OF PAPER

(I once saw someone draw him as one of those twink child white boys and I wanted to judge so hard but then i remember my art looks like dog shit so I don’t ❤️)

*gag* Apollo 🤮

No but fr, he was literally described as tan 😭😭😭 the ONE TIME he was described as pale is when Hyacinthus died 😭

Also!! Fun fact: Hyacinthus had four kids and a wife that he left for Apollo, which I find interesting. I can’t find much detail to as if it was non con, or Hyacinthus was just a weirdo? But I’d like to think that his kids grow hyacinths 🧐🧐🧐

(I need to stop hating on Apollo,one of these days I’m gonna need him, and he’s gonna send me a plague or something 😞😞😞) (please apollo, have mercy, I’m a MINOR 👹👹)

Meet gingerbraves brother, gingerbitch

TOO REAL ALBSOAVSOAHSODVQOGDLSBAODBWIBDOSHSODHD sorry i fell off my stairs

All the links, all the silliness all the love

Like someone suggested me, I'm going to put here some links about what i've made, so that you can easely find them all. I'll update this post everytime i make a new comic or I change some of my links!

SOCIALS:

here is my linkree link, you can find them all there.

COMMISSIONS STATUS: OPEN /closed (sorry, the ko-fi account isn't really updated actually, need to post more things there)

MY COMICS:

The book of Tisìas - (on hiatus - but i'm working on it)

Cloudysseus Storyline:

Cloudysseus - Chapt. 1 Episodes: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

Cloudyseidon - Episodes: 1

Ambush with @bigidiotenergytm : 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

Other random episodes:

- 600strikes... more or less

- Who likes bowling?

- Cloudysseus is a fanfiction writer

- Where was Hades during Underworld saga?

Yall im gonna read jambound answer this

But like redditors are either the most helpful or more illegal ppl on earth theyres no inbetween

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

LMAOO YOU FELL FOR MY LIES

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

Exactly, I had to post an essay having to explain to someone that calypso is a weirdo. It’s just crazy we have to say that someone is a weirdo. I feel like it’s just ppl who can’t stand a woman being as bad as a man. And I bet they’re the same ppl who hate Zeus and Apollo for what they do LOL

The day people can openly say that they think calypso is a weirdo without someone yelling in their ear

“What about Apollo with Reyna?!”

Or

“Well Nico is technically a weirdo for dating Will!”

Is the day world peace will start…