Baby Shark

I had a weird ass dream last night that pre serum Steve grew up to become the dad from twilight

I can’t stop thinking about it

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

excuse me mister di angelo?

sometimes i forget that bruce is like, canonically conventionally attractive because of his whole playboy billionaire image but like imagine being on the justice league and the elusive, intimidating batman trusts you with his identity so takes off his cowl, and he’s fucking hot?? i’d riot

ned going around and asking tobey and andrew's spiderman abt their bestfriend and being TOTALLY frightened at their response and then going to peter to asure him that he'll never turn into a villian and kill him........ the man DESERVES EVERYTHING.

OMG, what is this cute madness called Tiny Titans and why was I never aware of it before? This is hilarious :D :D :D

brown haired jimin: your cute next-door neighbor who smiled at you once and now you’re in love with him

black haired jimin: if looks could kill, an epitome of sin, beauty and lust, devil’s right hand, makes you sexually frustrated, would fight him

orange haired jimin: easily makes you flustered and he loves it, likes to play hard to get, lowkey that bad boy you fell in love with

pink haired jimin: absolute fluff, his hair probably smells like a cotton candy, artistic boyfriend material, can do pirouettes with eyes closed

silver haired jimin: makes intense eye contact, soft mysterious vibes, would wink at you when he walks by, smells so good it’s insane

blonde haired jimin: every men’s gay awakening, he’s prettier than all girls in your class, sassy yet soft king, likes to hug his friends a LOT, if looks could kill pt.2

Tae with blonde hair? That’s my baby.

Tae with dark hair? That’s my baby.

Tae with pink hair? That’s my baby.

Tae with half and half hair? That’s my baby.

Tae with red hair? That’s my baby

Tae with purple hair? That’s my baby.

Kim Taehyung?

THATS MY FUCKIN BABY.

The doodle was by me and the quote was from the lovely @incorrect-waynemanor ✨

I think if you asked Percy what his favorite animal is he’d be like ‘oh! definitely my buddy jeff! :)’ and then pull out his phone and show you a selfie of him in the fucking midnight zone smiling next to the most terrifying and fucked up deep sea creature that scientists literally haven’t discovered yet