Мой отрядец номер раз У меня, честно, есть обоснование, почему

POV you have accepted a boon from the Serpent of Eden

The funniest thing about Alhaitham living with Kaveh is that this smug scholar must have realized, at some point, that every day Kaveh comes home, the man is disproving Alhaitham's fundamental beliefs about the world. People are primarily self-motivated; find out what everyone in the room wants, and play them against each other to achieve your objective.

Meanwhile Kaveh comes home like "hi idiot I brought you a loaf of your favorite 1000 grain bread from that one baker you like. It took an hour out of my afternoon, where's my thanks? Alhaitham? I know you can hear me through those-" and under alllll that sass, what he's saying is, my love for you is eternal. I came home once and I will come home forever. My objective is to make you and everyone else I love happy and safe, at the cost of my own time and well-being. Game theory that, dumbass.

Would love to see the look on Alhaitham's face the next time he opens his mouth to claim that humans cannot love unconditionally, remembers that "people like Kaveh" somehow "survive," and he just. Stops before he even starts. Crosses his arms. "Hm."

Lmao I just saw the video about cut songs in Epic and maybe it’s just me, but This Is the Way sounds like Odysseus and Athena got lost on a road trip.

Odysseus, glancing up from the map to frown at the unfamiliar road outside: ‘This cannot be the way…’

Athena, gripping the steering wheel, knowing perfectly well that she made a wrong turn but refusing to admit it: ‘This is the way.’

thank you @runawaymun for this inspired idea

Gonna consider this a WIP but wanted to post it soooo errmmm more AU art YAAAAAAYYYY!!!

This one includes symbolism of some basic stuff, yet I’m still working on the story n everything overall, I’m just thinking about it too much

I rarely render art too, when I do it’s usually things I’m very obsessed with at the moment.

That one scene from Princess Mononoke (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

First KazuScara fanart!

(How do you use Tumbler again?)

Errrrrmmm concept art of an OC for a ihnmaims AU im doingfffggg….. (prolly gonna change her a lot + I don’t have much lore yet. Yes she’s an excuse to kiss AM SO WHAT!!!!! IM CRINGE BUT IM FREE!!!!!1!1!!)

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.