No One Asked For Venti As A (hsr) Aeon, But I Deliver Anyways...

no one asked for venti as a (hsr) aeon, but i deliver anyways...

planning on making this a series with the other archons, depends on how far i get in terms of motivation.. but this was def Very Fun to conceptualise and draw!! :D!

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kimchi3174

10 months ago

Gay car crash <3

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kimchi3174

1 month ago

Ok I Find Some Old Dinn Arts To Repost (those I Don Immediately Wanna Kms After Seeing Them)

Ok I find some old Dinn arts to repost (those I don immediately wanna kms after seeing them)

Sry abt the water mark I’m lazy

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kimchi3174

11 months ago

A sprite of Protag awkwardly smiling edited above a tweet saying "After like 5 to 7 traumatic experiences, everything just becomes funny tbh".

A sprite of Protag looking shocked edited beside a Tumblr post which says "Your mooseboy bf just ran into the hood of a moving car in Stephenville and killed a family of four". Above the words "mooseboy bf", there is a semi-transparent sprite of Fake Coworker looking startled. Below the post is a response saying "It's okay, I told him to do that" with Fake Protag beside it.

A Tumblr post saying "Oh, you're touch starved? Here, eat up. *fucking punches you*" with a sprite of Coworker beside it.

A Tumblr text post saying "Bro, I'm not coming over, the only drinks you have is nefarious elixir" with a sprite of Protag looking distressed beside it. On the word 'you', there is a semi-transparent sprite of a gleeful Normal Guy.

A string of Tumblr text posts. The first says, "Fun fact! Did you know you can gain extra 'forbidden time' by staying up late in the night? But Watch Out" with a sprite of Normal Guy beside it. The second says, "Shit, this is great, you can get so much done if you don't sleep!" with a happy sprite of Protag beside it. The final says "The consequences" in all caps and red text with a panicked sprite of Protag beside it.

Two Tumblr posts. The first says "I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet's corpse. it is also worth noting that the only reason I have to much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper's daughter. And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello. And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child's birthday party. When did my life get this weird?" A sprite of Protag is beside it. The second post says, "Your life is a fucking sidequest" with a sprite of Coworker next to it.

A Tumblr post with a glamourous sprite of Coworker beside it. The post says, "I'm trying hard to live by Cat Principles. 1: I am glorious above all things. 2: Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored. 3: Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine. 4: Show displeasure clearly. 5: NO. 6: Demand the things you want. If they aren't given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7: If you are touched when you don't want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed."

Four Tumblr posts. The first says, "*traps you in my mindscape*" and has a happy sprite of Normal Guy beside it. The second says, "Oh, hey, it's pretty cozy here" with a sprite of Protag next to it. The third says, "*deploys the creature*" with a sprite of Normal Guy in the same pose but with an entirely darkened face leaving only his eyes visible beside it. The fourth says, "Aw, man!! What the fuck!!! This sucks!!!" with a panicked sprite of Protag next to it.

An image of 18 Tumblr notifications with a semi-transparent sprite of Normal Guy winking. Below it are two Tumblr posts. The first one says "What did I do?" with a sprite of a panicked Protag. The second says, "Fun facts: it takes 18 messages to send the entirety of the Bee Movie script. Who knew?" with a no longer panicked sprite of Protag.

A Tumblr post with a sprite of Protag next to it. The post says, "I don't have a train of thought. I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming."

Three Tumblr posts assigned to Protag, Coworker, and Normal Guy respectively. The first says, "Scary how fast someone can mean so much to you". The second says, "Scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone". The third says, "Scary how fast I switched my car insurance to Geico."

Three TikTok comments. A glamourous sprite of Coworker is beside the first comment with says "Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss". A Protag sprite is beside the second comment which says, "What does that even mean?". Normal Guy is beside the third which says, "Biblical reference".

A Tumblr post which says, "Walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say, 'You should see the other guy' and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood". Below the post is a sprite of Fake Protag and a semi-transparent sprite of a distressed Fake Coworker.

Four Tumblr posts. Normal Guy is beside the first two which say, "Nice frontal lobe" and "*stirs it like a latte*". The third post is a keyboard smash with a distressed Protag beside it. The final post has Normal Guy smiling next to it saying "The procedure was a success".

A Facebook image post which says, "I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today. It was disgusting, I would not recommend it" with a disgusted sprite of Coworker beside it.

A smiling sprite of Coworker beside a Tumblr post which says, "'This is the hill you want to die on?' Oh, no, I just love arguing. I fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. Sorry for the confusion!"

Three Tumblr posts. The first one says, "[Showing you my camera roll] Oh, yeah, here's me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid" with the CG of Protag and Coworker's first meeting semi-transparent beside it. The second says "That's me scared because I found the Witch's Hut" with a semi-transparent sprite of Protag looking scared and the door to the bedroom on Floor 4. The final says, "These next few are me killing" with semi-transparent CGs of Protag killing Coworker with scissors.

A sprite of Fake Protag against the elevator background with a Tumblr post saying "I have been in this gay ass room for ten thousand years" edited on top of him.

Three text posts all by the same person. The first says, "Metal is so fucking good, I'm eating it" with a smiling sprite of Fake Protag beside it. The second says, "The genre. The music. I'm eating the music (metaphorically). I am not a goat" in all caps with a distressed sprite of Fake Protag beside it. The last one says, "Stop saying I like to eat sheet metal" in all caps and a larger font with a sprite of Fake Protag brandishing scissors.

A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The first message says, "It's me. The New York Stabber" with Fake Protag to the left of it. The second says, "Oh, hey" with Protag to the right of it. The third says, "Can you come to New York?" with Fake Protag looking awkward to the left of it. The final says "Why" with a sprite of Protag looking confused.

A Tumblr post edited above Normal Guy which says, "Nobody knows where I came from. I just showed up one day and started doing my thing and God was like, 'Who the hell is that? I didn't invite them".

Three Tumblr posts. The first says, "Elevator smell is so libidinous" with a glamourous sprite of Coworker beside it. The second has a sprite of Protag beside it and says, "You are always using words". The final says, "Well, they're just sitting there" with a sprite of Coworker beside it.

Hi, Elevator Hitch fandom. Come get y'all juice. :]

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kimchi3174

11 months ago

the definitive list of every genshin impact character 😤

(i have over 10 years experience playing hit mobile game genshin impact and know everything about it, especially the story)

1. pantaloons pantone

2. kayenne pepper (a gay pirate)

3. duloc the red guy

4. vente grande cappuccino (he is green and has a serious drinking problem and he plays harp wow what a talented lad)

5. capitane uhhh the masked guy

6. childe/tartagula? tarantula.

^ please calm yourself i know he fell into an evil well or something which made him worse/more hot depending on who's reading this like damn he's the marmite of anime boys huh??

7. the leaf child who hangs out with vente grand cappuccino

8. the purple goddess empress lady who hangs out with the green people

9. some tiny marshmallow children

10. SACRE BLEU IT'S SACRAMOUCHE!! 😱

11. ZHONGLI from FALL OUT BOY

12. those 2 children trying to escape prison or something in a tiktok i watched (i became invested and rooted for them) i think one was a furry

13. fox boy who was given the coolest character design (maybe he was the one escaping prison idk tho)

14. uhhhhhh fuckin uhhhhhh

15. those 2 blond kids you play as

16. some goth nun

17. this guy called xiao showed up in the tags, he will be the only one added to my definitive list

no other characters have breached containment exist sorry

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kimchi3174

11 months ago

I find it oddly funny that like

Wanderer obv isn't a good person, he commited many atrocities and he's still being a little bitch (good for him)

But when I see his little web event thingy where he's just vibing with Sumeru flora and fauna, I can't help but think about that one line that Timmy, my poor little pigeon loving fella, says

I think he says something like "Animals won't be afraid of you if you truly are a good person"

And animals seem to fucking love Scara

Little bird just sitting on his hat and his shoulder, it even stuck around after Wanderer just beat the shit outta Fatui dudes

He also just vibes with aranaras (Scaranara real) and aranaras don't hide from him for some reason??? They even give him their food to eat, which is weirdly wholesome

Like aranaras usually hide themselves from people, and the only people who are able to see them are usually kids

So it's weird to see them being unafraid of Scara, of all people

And here Wanderer just... Sits there, and he's smiling, surrounded by nature!!! (And one of the few times where he actually smiles, seeming content with himself (Again, good for him))

Like... Bitch this is Disney Princess behavior!!!

I don't really have a conslusion tbh I just think it's funny for a seemingly horrible person like Wanderer to be so in tune with nature

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kimchi3174

6 months ago

POV you have accepted a boon from the Serpent of Eden

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kimchi3174

11 months ago

Sometimes I think about whatever poor soul they've gotten to be the Grand Sage in Alhaitham's place. Like, I M A G I N E being in that person's shoes.

The guy you're replacing staged a full-blown revolution that overthrew your entire nation's way of life because he was concerned he might have to work overtime.

He looks like he could bench press you. He looks like he can shoot lasers with his mind.

This guy you're replacing is on first name basis with the chief of police, the head of Fish and Game, the guy who designed half your country's infrastructure, an entire band of warring desert mercenaries, a millennia-years-old dragon-fighting alien--

For that matter, this guy you're replacing is on first name basis with god.

Shit, you're even hearing rumors that he's somehow the reincarnation of King Deshret?! What will people come up with next??

And yet somehow, somehow this guy fully expects to show up on Tuesday, sit at his desk for eight hours doing nothing more complicated than stamping papers, and then... he wants to just... go home.

What are you even supposed to do with this?

The guy who got arrested for fist-fighting the last grand sage wants to be your secretary.

May Lesser Lord Kusanali have mercy on you, sir or ma'am, because if you come between him and the punch clock, Alhaitham will not.

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kimchi3174

11 months ago

I want Deshret Alhaitham to be canon because it would be hilariously ironic for Rahman.

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kimchi3174

6 months ago

goddess of wisdom, master of war

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kimchi3174

11 months ago

Okay so this might be a little bit Out of Character, and very much “He would not fucking say that” but could you imagine if Kaveh was the kind of guy to just go “Huh. Wild.” at like the oddest shit. Like his standards for what is “normal” is so fucking skewed mostly because it’s Alhaitham’s fault but also this guy has a float suitcase from ancient tech. He’s broke. He has no more sanity left.

So just imagine, that Alhaitham comes back from a trip from the desert haunted and looks directly at Kaveh and says “I think I might be the reincarnation of King Deshret.”

And Kaveh, who at this point, has been dealing with Alhaitham’s bullshit for too long now, just goes “Huh. Wild. What does that have to do with me though?” and just returns to his sketching or whatever.

And so whilst his roommate has his whole “Am I a God Reborn or am I Overthinking This?” crisis with like the Sumeru Revolution team or something Kaveh’s over there, sitting on the couch, watching all of this and saying “Well at least he’s socialising”

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