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Here are my epic awesome sauce Metori Saiko headcanons…

• Okay so this is basically canon but I think abt it a lot… Saiko deals with his emotions by isolating himself. He isolates himself from days to weeks on end, sometimes even not eating during those times cause he doesn’t wanna even face his chefs or servants. Saiko LOVES wallowing in his own misery for days and days, it’s really the only way he can deal with things. Of course when he comes out of his room after like a week or two of not showing his face to anyone people question it, but he straight up says it’s none of their business or lies about going on vacation somewhere.

• Saiko finds school extremely boring and mundane and doesn’t pay attention in any of his classes. He pays takahashi to do his homework for him lol… so during tests he FLUNKS them 😭 like REAL bad. He would have all F’s if he didn’t pay the teachers to change his grade.

• Connected to the last one, when the new teacher moved to their class (the creepy lookin one lol) and he didn’t accept his bribe, Saiko FREAKED out cause he’s like “how tf am I gonna pay my way to graduation now” and he tried locking in for school for the first time ever (didn’t work) (gets bored too easily)

• ALSO connected to the last one kinda, since he hates school he tries to make it as interesting as possible. That’s why he decorated his desk with diamonds! He absolutely decorated his locker SO MUCH. Probably made it gold plated. Gives him some of that sweet sweet attention

• As a kid Saiko tried to make friends but they didn’t like him. His father reminded him that there is nothing money cant buy so he offered a bunch of money to those kids and THEN they agreed to be his friend. This is how his whole thing with not believing people can like him outside his wealth started

• His favourite candy flavour ever is cherry. He makes his servants buy bags and bags of fancy sweets and makes them pick out ONLY the cherry ones and put them on a gold platter for him.

• He has both of his ears pierced but he thinks two earrings make him look too much “like a girl” (😭). He occasionally switches sides and everytime he does he secretly hopes someone points it out (nobody ever does)

• After the shows ending (basically post Saiko character development) he hung out with Saiki and the gang out of his own free will. He tried paying them after, Kuboyasu grabbed the wad of cash and smacked him across the face with it.

• When Him + Saiki and the gang go to the beach, Nendo feeds Saiko grapes cause he asks him to. Nendo usually starts playing around with it, like trying to throw the grape in Saiko’s mouth from further and further away or do trick shots. This makes Saiko annoyed as hell at first but he actually gets into it

• One of his coping mechanisms is burning 100 yen (or higher sometimes) notes. It gives him a RUSH (he only does this in private)

• Low-key closeted non binary but that’s okay.

If you can’t tell my fav thing to do ever is fleshing out characters by making stories for them and that’s what I did with Saiko lol… hope this suffices. I have more but I’m blanking like there’s no tomorrow

This request was actually killing me cuz it’s so incredibly specific that it’s so obvious that this person had a clear vision in their head and they’ve been yearning for their beautiful vision to be brought to life. And honestly that person is so real for that. I hope I was able to deliver, despite the fact I cannot draw skateboards for the life of me. (It looks like a skateboard kinda..that’s all that counts)

I can’t sleep. So here’s a bunch of kindergarten stuff

ADORBSAAA

gang

i love you in the worst way

I was playing the Saiki K DS game and all the guys were doing a round of “Oh wow!”’s to Teruhashi. And then Hairo said it. He said Oh wow. And Saiki said “even you, Hairo?”… what does this mean for the Hairo community….

i completely agree with @melonteee's zoro and sanji combined attack theory

OH MY GOD DOIGHY LATCHKEY MENTOON??? IM EXPLODING

some silly moral orel doodles ^w^ (i cant draw clay very well yet, somethin feels off and idk what it is)

thas all for now folks, hope u enjoy

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