Orin Baldursgate Is Conceptually The Funniest Character Of All Time On Account Of Simultaneously Being

It seems Dick Grayson hasn't fully moved on from Jason's death, even if he has been brought back from the grave.

“We all have our breaking points, Dick." Tim said cryptically, like he knew what Dick had done. "The only question is, can you come back from it?”

There was so much pity in Tim's eyes that Dick couldn't stand it. That pity should belong to someone else, anyone else. Just not him.

(Short, 5-15 minute read, depending on how fast you read.)

Ok no longer depressed starting NOW!

That time all of the entire batfamily was sleep deprived

Dick: “Tim? Tim! Can you read this? I feel like I’m slipping”

Tim: [slowly walks over]

Dick: “so, what I understand is that the whole operation is settled in New Jersey”

Tim: [reading it over and over] “Dick, there’s nothing about New Jersey in here. Get it together, man”

Jason: “Dick, go lay down man”

Dick: “m’fine”

Tim: [turns around] “I forgot where I put my sandwich”

Dick: “do you want me to call it?”

Tim: [stares at Dick]

Jason: “yes. Please, call Tim’s sandwich”

Dick: [pulls out phone]

Damian: “Grayson, think about it”

Dick: [calls Tim’s phone]

Tim: “hello, this is not Tim’s sandwich”

Bruce: [leans back in his chair] “Dick, leave a voice mail”

Stephanie: “this… this would be so funny if I could hold my eyes open”

Dick: “I’m waiting for the beep”

Tim: [looks at Bruce]

Dick: [realizes] “wait, god- fuck you guys”

Bruce: “I’m honestly shocked you got that far”

Cass: [enters with Tim’s sandwich, eating it]

Tim: [groans]

In fact, I would say he’s unwell

Hi! Quick question to Nightwing fans

Is he well, mentally?

Good morning to lesbian Eivor appreciators, Syndicate fans with strong opinions on Roth's death scene, queer people who want only the best for James Kidd, transmasc folks with gender envy for Ezio, Ratonhnhaké:ton/Aveline shippers, fan artists who draw Kassandra as extremely buff, Templar haters who still like Shay, wlw who are looking respectfully at Amunet, people who want to shake Haytham Kenway until he fixes his priorities, and everyone who knows that Ziio deserved better.

Nothing but asexual discontent.

Sylvain: Tell her "you have beautiful eyes."

Dimitri: A-Alright

Dimitri to Byleth: I have beautiful eyes

Byleth: You do

Dimitri: Th-thank you.

Sylvain:

my first, and perhaps only important post on Tumblr:

why isn't Dammon a romanceable character

hes ambiguously bisexual. hes 30 to 40 years old. hes always wanted to be a father. he never expected to be one. he gets 14 children he feels woefully unequipped for. he has a laundry list of mental illnesses. he has 17 boyfriends and girlfriends. he fumbles everyone. hes suicidal. no one understands him. he doesn’t bother to be understood. he has 10000 opps. he may or may not have an eating disorder. he’s a slut. he will die in the mask he’s created. his boobs are huge. he spends half his day in a cave. he loves everyone. he has an emotional intelligence level of 2. he is astounded anyone can love him. he hates himself more than anyone on the planet. he’s akin to greek myth. he will never get to be old. he’ll never live past 50. he’ll live forever in story and our conscience

I hope such universe exist...