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a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

Be gay, trans and alive

I saw myself in the mirror

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

"I can do difficult things"

Trying to get through to myself so I'll finish my master

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside