The Fact That I'm No Longer The Same Age As The Protagonists Of Novels And Films I Once Connected To

We just wanna farm, disable the structure of capitalism, and fuck the whole town in peace 😭

obsessed with stardew valley because the game itself is such a quaint little farming sim and the people who play it are the horniest people to walk the earth

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

you know how it is with the desert mines

based on this meme:

Mr Qi teaches you how to cliff jump

Thank you for the tag @thebluester2020 !!

The picrew is adorable and the quiz gave me a confidence boost lmaooo 😭😭😭

Your turn 😈 @skidotto @grosslittlebunny @imbuity

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

✨ !! 100+ Follower Event !! ✨

Hello everyone! I just wanna first say thank y'all SO much for 100+ followers. I know it's not much but it really warms my heart that y'all like the random stuff I post as well as tolerate my goldfish attention span when it comes to the fandoms I'm interested in (as well as the horny energy here 🫶)

To celebrate, I'll be hosting a Potion Event where you can request either a spicy doodle, a flash fic, or both! Here are the rules:

To participate in the event, you must:

Like + Reblog this post

Comment "What a good assistant"

Send what you want me to do in my inbox! [Please specify what you want to me draw/write for your request and what fandom it'll be for! If you ask me to do both a writing and a drawing. The writing portion will only be a flash fic and nothing longer.]

⚠ Please be 18+ when interacting with this event. Due to the NSFW nature of my blog, I'll be extra wary when it comes to accepting requests and the likes! Don't let me catch you being a minor, it'll result in a hard block. ⚠

As for the potions....due to Slimesona's short supply and the fact that she and her assistant are on the run from the magic police. You'll only be able to pick one potion.

[ ⚠ Slimesona is also not liable for any side effects upon the potion being ingested. Her assistant isn't good with his paws. ⚠ ]

Here are the available potions (as well as the fandoms that the potions will work for):

Random Addition Potion (Blue) = "Oh joy! You get to add an extra character to your fic/doodle!"

Questionable Consequences Potion (White) = "A 'dealer's choice' type of potion. You'll be giving me free reign to place your favorite character or oc in a different world to see how they'd turn out! Don't worry, I'll make sure to alert you of where they'll end up!"

Alternate Reality Perfume Potion (Gold) = "This potion gives you a glimpse into an alternate reality where your favorite character or oc meets you! How fun!"

Seduction Potion (Red) = "Feeling a bit frisky? Ever wanted to see your favorite character / oc under the effects of an aphrodisiac? Then I'd recommend this lovely potion!"

[Potion-Approved Fandoms!]

Stardew Valley

Genshin Impact + Zenless Zone Zero

TWST (Twisted Wonderland)

AFK Journey / AFK Arena

Your OCs (Ik it's not a fandom exactly but it still counts)

The event will last until October 1st! Happy potion-taking!

im very normal about him

this is a very serious and mysterious room mr qi

I have nothing interesting to post😭 here's ocs and mr qi

(Also...Commissions open...👀)

nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken

lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on