XNFP, Accidentally Stub Their Toe: OUCH!

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4 mins bestieeee

enjoyyy

we all are about to fuck shit up

OMGGGG TYYY <333

THEME.

BESTIE THANK YOU OMG

@i-think-i-can-speak-here

URL change!

theqtrains => kitayys

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moots sb?

thank youuuu

and ooh sounds interesting, ill listen to it in a while

AND LMAO RI AND I ARE ALREADY MOOTS

heyyy teeeee

🥂 - I'll assign a random non english song to you (my library is filled with italian, french, spanish, hindi and tamil songs you're in good hands)

🫂 - I'll introduce you to a random mutual bestie of mine

omg hi tara cool url

🥂-

🫂- meet @blackthcrn

JKHFJKSADH I LOVE

dONT FUCK WITH ME!! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

HAHHAHAH YES

There was this kid that used to be my neighbor (let’s call him Ivan) and he was a typical cishet white boy gamer kid, and he was kind of an asshole sometimes. But let me tell you, Ivan was also one of the best lgbtq allies ive ever met? Like he was kind of a dick but he was the kind of person to be in a group of people when someone makes a shitty joke and look that person straight in the eyes and say “that’s transphobic, Kevin. Stop being a dick” without missing a beat.

It was just nice to see. Like I told him I was bisexual and he was like “that’s dope. Tell me if I need to beat anyone up for being a dick to you. Anyway, let’s go set things on fire in Minecraft”

He’d be mean to someone and then someone else would call the kid they were bullying a homo and he’d stop what he was doing and be like “there’s nothing wrong with being gay, don’t be homophobic, Billy” and then go back to trashing this poor kid. It was so fucking surreal. I miss him. I’m kinda sad we fell out of touch. Stay strong, Ivan. You… woke middle school bully?

MATTHEW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SHIP MY OTP, ITS NOT ACTING, THIS IS SUCH A SCAM

21!

21. Thomastair Celebrity AU

Thomas found Alastair in his arms, kissing him intensely. He kissed back and let himself get lost into it. One of Alastair's hands came up to tangle in his soft, fluffy hair and Thomas felt like he was floating in the air. Alastair's other arm wrapped around his neck and pulled him even closer. Thomas tilted his head and deepened the kiss and- "cut!"

Thomas and Alastair broke apart, panting, cheeks flushed.

"Beautiful! Beautiful! That was perfect!" Matthew, the director, came over to them from his place. "That was incredible, Tom and Alastair! Just like I wanted! Amazing acting, both of you!"

Send me a number for a snippet!

i am emotionally invested now.

i need more

Kapil Sharma x Himesh Reshammiya Part 2

Kapil woke up in a drugged and drowsy state . All hung over and dizzy . “Oh fuck . What happened last night” Kapil wondered as he massaged his head to relive some of the pain . Beside him , a sleeping Himesh who was completely naked and clearly very aroused .

“Good morning baby” Himesh said in a husky voice that made Kapil wonder if anything could compare to this feeling of euphoria . “What’s wrong baby , you’re not talking . Unlike last night.” “W-well , it’s just … I’m surprised that you’re still talking with me and not regretting this.” "Well you see Kapil...." Himesh said , taking Kapil's hand in his and caressing it "I've been in love with you for a long time. ever since I saw you walking around with that chapri beard of yours , I couldn't stop thinking about how it would feel on my body"

Kapil blushed crimson and was surprised by Himesh's sudden confession. Kapil leaned over and kissed Himesh passionately on lips while gripping Himesh's head in his hands . "I love you too . I've been waiting for this moment for so long"

The wedding bells had been ringing and the wedding planners was in constant stress . Despite not being the one actually getting married , she felt under a lot pressure to make sure Kapil's wedding to Ashi went all right . That's right , Himesh had broken up with Kapil after realizing he was just another drunk . Kapil had come home , only to find Himesh in bed with Ananya Panday . "Look Kapil , I can't do this anymore . I can't keep pretending that you're not just another drunk who doesn't even care about my feelings anymore. At least Ananya cares for me . In a way that you'll never be able to." When Kapil confronted Ananya , she said the same thing . "Kapil .... me and Himesh are in love . We can't help it.” Kapil had to take a step back and geld out of there as fast he could

That was until he bumped into something …..

(to be continued)

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So I accidentally started playing the vocal-only-version of crushcrushcrush in two tabs

oh my god beautiful mistake