DEADASS FORGOT THE WORD "FACILITY" LAST NIGHT THIS IS A GODSEND

al-an has the personality of sheldon cooper

i just fucking rediscovered the movie that was my monsterfucker awakening???? like damn little me was onto something because the tall skinny nervous dude archetype still fondles my brain TO THIS DAY

(the movie is Strange Magic (2015) btw and I just watched it for the second time in my life because I only ever saw it when it was first in theaters and then proceeded to forget it existed)

"im bored i should play subnautica. why did I stop playing anyways?" Why I stopped playing:

for the uninitiated thats an ampeel and i FUCKING HATE THEM!!!! THIS IS AN AMPEEL UNAPPRECIATION POST THEY FUCKING SUCK!!!!

like i get that I built on the edge of the bulb zone but CMON MAN!!!! like they NEVER got this close before the base was built and now the only thing I can hear is their annoying ass buzzing. They're even guarding my moon pool so i cant leave without getting ready to fucking book it and theres no "oh just lure them away and let them kill you" because im in HARDCORE MODE!!

FUCK AMPEELS ALL MY HOMIES HATE AMPEELS

I'm still obsessed with the idea that Vellioth and Astarion look eerily similar and that's why Cazador is more obsessed with Astarion than the other spawn.

is this why i like fungi so much wtf

theyre in a polycule

your days are numbered and i cant fucking count

more shitty little sdv stuff (only from a week ago this time though)

Fun fact: the cat is based off my cat irl who was almost entirely blind by the time she passed so that's why it says beautiful blind girl under her (extra fun fact: her name is Lefty because she was Left Behind by the family who used to live at my house. the cat came with the house)

so, the two main genres of adult fantasy are "there's too many dragons" and "there's no more dragons" right? i just realized that we could technically be in an urban fantasy "all the dragons are dead :(" thing (depending on what you consider a dragon) because dinosaurs like isnt that so silly

can someone explain to me why all ads for AIDS treatment/awareness has to have some shirtless guy making an ahegao face with massive tits. Like why does it have to be borderline softcore porn

can we PLEASE standardize the key to open your inventory??? i keep playing different games (crazy ik) and it goes from E to esc to I to tab to not even having an inventory im gonna stroke out pretty soon