"He Don't Look Like No Damn Ninja Turtle"

"im bored i should play subnautica. why did I stop playing anyways?" Why I stopped playing:

for the uninitiated thats an ampeel and i FUCKING HATE THEM!!!! THIS IS AN AMPEEL UNAPPRECIATION POST THEY FUCKING SUCK!!!!

like i get that I built on the edge of the bulb zone but CMON MAN!!!! like they NEVER got this close before the base was built and now the only thing I can hear is their annoying ass buzzing. They're even guarding my moon pool so i cant leave without getting ready to fucking book it and theres no "oh just lure them away and let them kill you" because im in HARDCORE MODE!!

FUCK AMPEELS ALL MY HOMIES HATE AMPEELS

i love how everybody just *sees vampire* BEEBO!! BEEBO! BEEBOOO!!! but YES! hot 1920's vampires women!!! me likey!!!!!

Vampire party. Found this one in my older art folders.

book has been finished (this morning). holy shit. wowee

i took a lot of notes about my thoughts at the moment in my sketchbook and i feel like it'd be easier to send them directly than decipher my thought process (spoilers btw i hope thats obvious)

also i looked at the movie trailer out of curiosity and they did Rocky DIRTY!!!!!!!!!! Like ik his name is Rocky and "oh he has stony skin" yknow what else has stony skin? ECHINODERMS. THATS WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS. And you know whats an echinoderm with radial symmetry, a (typically) pentagonal central portion and five limbs? STARFISH. THE ERIDIANS ARE FUCKING SPACE STARFISH NOT CHUNKS OF CONCRETE WITH PIPECLEANER LEGS

edit: thank fuck that trailer was fake holy shit audio is so important in telling if something is fake now

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

human chicken of the woods and hen of the woods who keep chickens. they are also married

i just tried to show a gaggle of ipad minecraft brain-rotted kids (ie my younger sister and her friends) a dantdm mod review from 11 years ago (specifically the tiny blocks one) and they didnt even have the attention span to watch it. they clicked off after three minutes because they can't handle someone not doing something loud and attention grabbing every other minute. these kids are fucked

so i was originally gonna make a post about how i was reading the pda entry for the eyeye and how it says that the Alpha Peeper may have been the first thing on 4546B to evolve eyes and how "oh eyes are really complex structures so theres no way they evolved more than once. i mean warm-bloodedness only evolved like twice in mammals and birds so the Alpha Peeper could be the LUCA of 4546B" but then I google it to make sure.

gang. the LOWEST estimate I found was that eyes evolved 8 times independently of eachother. the HIGHEST was something like 1600?????? so thats what this post is about now theres so many different times eyes evolved holy shit

ive got beef with dungeon meshi

So, its established that dwarves have a heat tolerance of at least 180C/356F (the boiling point of olive oil). This is established in the episode where they fry shit and Senshi sticks his thumb in the oil and even says its 180 even if he doesnt specify F/C

This is fine. This makes sense. My problem is with the part where they boil the undine. Water boils at 100C/212F which is lower than the boiling point of oil but Namari and Senshi still jump away because ooo ouch lid hot hot

The lid can be hot hot but for them to release it and the undine to have stopped fighting just a moment before it would just barely be past the boiling point of the undine which we're gonna assume is the boiling point of water.

My point is how the fuck is Senshi unbothered by the heat of boiling oil thats 180C but he and Namari are blown back by the ouch too hot effect when the lid is around 100C.

Logic where

tumblr gang i highly suggest checking out the 2025 official website and look at their policies. not for any kind of "prepare yourselves blood mages" shit and more for a good laugh because. holy shit.

THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS like the amount of people who wouldnt have voted for trump if they knew about this one in specific is hilarious

quick edit bc I forgot to say this and I find it hilarious: one of my friends, upon me telling him this, suggested people protest by jerking off to the debate

This made me laugh for like a solid 5 minutes it should not be that fucking funny oh my god

rly robnobsnob from snubauticar

i was planning on drawing myself in the hammock and I might come back and add it later but I like it as is for now