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That One Mhuyo Meme Popping Off On Twitter Rn Called To Me

that one mhuyo meme popping off on twitter rn called to me

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4 months ago

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I am Mahmoud from North Gaza, studying computer engineering. I was working in a programming company during my studies. I got married a day before the war started and I was living in my house with my wife, but because of the war, things changed and I lost my house, my job and my father. 💔😭😭

It is very unfortunate and now my family has no breadwinner, so I desperately need your help. My wife is pregnant and we are suffering from famine. My child is my only hope in this world. I am asking you for a small donation so that I can provide food for my pregnant wife, please 😭💔💔

Help Mahmoud rebuild his life
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This is Seigen Mizu from the Seigen Mizu dojo. I am creating this fundraiser to hopefully elevate this amazing young man to his previous pos
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4 months ago
Beginnings And Always
Beginnings And Always
Beginnings And Always
Beginnings And Always

Beginnings and Always

4 months ago
Twin Cities Miku

Twin Cities Miku

Miku's birthday is on August 31st!! Happy Birthday Miku!!

3 months ago

why do the seals pulls their heads into their body’s?? is it for warmth?? is it just to be cute ??? also. what do their neck bones look like? do they have bones ?!!?! do the bones stretch ?!?!

the ever-adorable Seal Neck Scrunch is a pretty unique feature to seals, but they don't actually need any special equipment to pull it off!

see, like all mammals, seals have the traditional seven neck vertebrae, but their necks ARE surprisingly long!

Why Do The Seals Pulls Their Heads Into Their Body’s?? Is It For Warmth?? Is It Just To Be Cute ???

but we don't notice this in practice, because the natural resting position of a seal neck is in sort of an "s" shape:

Why Do The Seals Pulls Their Heads Into Their Body’s?? Is It For Warmth?? Is It Just To Be Cute ???

this makes the seal neck look shorter than it really is, but their RIDICULOUSLY thick layer of blubber smooths their neck into a streamlined shape no matter what position the neck bones are in!

so when a seal has it's neck "in" and has entered Blob Mode, basically their actual neck is all coiled up in there like a heron's:

Why Do The Seals Pulls Their Heads Into Their Body’s?? Is It For Warmth?? Is It Just To Be Cute ???
Why Do The Seals Pulls Their Heads Into Their Body’s?? Is It For Warmth?? Is It Just To Be Cute ???

and when the neck is "out", the seal has just extended it to its actual length:

Why Do The Seals Pulls Their Heads Into Their Body’s?? Is It For Warmth?? Is It Just To Be Cute ???
Why Do The Seals Pulls Their Heads Into Their Body’s?? Is It For Warmth?? Is It Just To Be Cute ???

you can actually see this happening in motion if you know what to look for! THERE'S BONES MOVING IN THERE.

Why Do The Seals Pulls Their Heads Into Their Body’s?? Is It For Warmth?? Is It Just To Be Cute ???
4 months ago
The "love is in the air? wrong! gas leak" meme with Tangent from I Was A Teenage Exocolonist with the aromantic flag behind her. The text reads "love is in the air? wrong! engineered plague"

i do also quite like tangent

4 months ago

Far-right Christians really do the Bible a disservice by treating it as a book God dictated and had wrote down for him. It's a living document, ever evolving just as Christianity has. It's an imperfect work written by imperfect people talking about the perfect God within the context of their time and culture. I really want to make a project out of rereading my Bible and reading it that way.

4 months ago

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

4 months ago
“i Don’t Think That Graffiti Is Vandalism; I Think It’s A Beautiful Form Of Self-expression.”
“i Don’t Think That Graffiti Is Vandalism; I Think It’s A Beautiful Form Of Self-expression.”
“i Don’t Think That Graffiti Is Vandalism; I Think It’s A Beautiful Form Of Self-expression.”
“i Don’t Think That Graffiti Is Vandalism; I Think It’s A Beautiful Form Of Self-expression.”
“i Don’t Think That Graffiti Is Vandalism; I Think It’s A Beautiful Form Of Self-expression.”
“i Don’t Think That Graffiti Is Vandalism; I Think It’s A Beautiful Form Of Self-expression.”
“i Don’t Think That Graffiti Is Vandalism; I Think It’s A Beautiful Form Of Self-expression.”
“i Don’t Think That Graffiti Is Vandalism; I Think It’s A Beautiful Form Of Self-expression.”
“i Don’t Think That Graffiti Is Vandalism; I Think It’s A Beautiful Form Of Self-expression.”

“i don’t think that graffiti is vandalism; i think it’s a beautiful form of self-expression.”

- keith haring <3

4 months ago

fascinating linguistics breakdown

Have you seen this post?

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You probably have. It currently has over 120,000 notes, largely because of this addition.

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Of course it's going to get reblogged, this kind of unsourced factoid does numbers on here. But something about it wasn't quite right.

A bit of searching turned up the origin of the "fact".

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Have You Seen This Post?

Alright, so it's someone who posted this on reddit 4 years ago and somehow ended up in the search hits. And the post confuses the electric eel (from South America) with the electric catfish (from the Nile, which the Egyptians would have known about).

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Reminder: this is an electric eel (Electrophorus electricus). It is from South America. (image from Wikipedia)

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And this is an electric catfish (Malapterurus electricus). It is from the Nile and would have been familiar to the ancient Egyptians. (image from Wikipedia)

And then of course people were speculating in the notes to that post about trade routes between South America and Egypt. Excellent scholarship everyone.

At this point I was ready to call it another made-up internet fact that gets reified by people repeating it. But something was still bothering me.

An ancient Egyptian slab from 3100 BC. What could that be...

Oh.

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The Narmer palette. It's the goddamn Narmer palette. (image, once again, from Wikipedia)

So where is this "angry catfish"?

It's not the Egyptian name for the electric catfish.

It's... Narmer. It's Narmer himself.

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Narmer's name is written as above (detail of top middle of the palette), using the catfish (n`r) and the chisel (mr), giving N'r-mr. The chisel is associated with pain, so this reads as "painful catfish", "striking catfish", or, yes, "angry catfish" or other similar variants, although some authors have suggested that it means "Beloved of [the catfish god] Nar".

So.

Where does this leave us?

It would appear that this redditor not only confused electric eels with electric catfish, but also confused a Pharaoh's name with the name of a fish. And then it got pushed to the top search hits by a crappy search engine and shared uncritically on tumblr.

In short, "the electric eel is called angry catfish" factoid actually literacy error. Angry Catfish, who ruled upper Egypt and smote his enemies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Also the Arabic name for the electric catfish is raad (thunder) or raada (thunderer).

References

Afsaruddin, A., & Zahniser, A. H. M. (1997). Humanism, culture, and language in the Near East: studies in honor of Georg Krotkoff. Eisenbrauns.

Clayton, P. A. (2001). Chronicle of the Pharaohs. Thames & Hudson.

Godron, G. (1949). A propos du nom royal. Annales du Service des antiquités de l'Egypte, 49, 217-221.

Sperveslage, G., & Heagy, T. C. (2023). A tail's tale: Narmer, the catfish, and bovine symbolism. The Journal of Egyptian Archaeology, 109(1), 3-319.

4 months ago
I've Been Seeing Everyone Create Really Amazing Miku Designs Based Off Of Their Cultures Or Their Countries

I've been seeing everyone create really amazing Miku designs based off of their cultures or their countries but I'm a basic midwestern white guy so here are some lazy doodles of Minnesotan Miku (who is just like me frfr)!

Minnesotan Miku lore I just made up:

She goes to the state fair every year and pays like $200 bucks for food she could have gotten at Culver's instead

She hates shoveling but has to do it mid March every year while other states enjoy spring

She doesn't have an accent like in the movies (bc those aren't actually that common in MN) but she sure does say "ope" (that's a real thing we do here)

She loves when her rich friends invite her out to go boating on the lakes but normally spends her summers melting away from the humidity in the Minneapolis suburbs while working retail

Her dad passed down a collection of trucker hats to her despite the fact that he definitely isn't a trucker himself

She goes all out at Christmas time when decorating and loves to go to Menards to buy big inflatables for her yard

One of her hobbies is going to Target dollar sections and trying to get all of the good stuff before the mom vloggers do

She can grill a mean burger but it has to be made on a griddle

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