Annabeth: Let’s Not Percy This Into A Worse Situation Than It Already Is

annabeth: let’s not percy this into a worse situation than it already is

percy: did you just use my name as a verb?

Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically:

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy.

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts: 85,548

Booper supers: 67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop!

Boop,

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kaytaygay

11 months ago

Wrong

If this gets 5,000 notes (excluding comments so you can’t spam) I’ll post recordings of myself performing as plankton in SpongeBob the musical

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kaytaygay

10 months ago

Time for Himiko’s backstory as promised!

Warnings in advance

1: I don’t know what I’m doing

2: ⛔️ do not read if triggered by the following ⚠️

Physical abuse

Mental abuse

Experimentation

Murder

More murder

Death

Arson but only once

Swearing

Guns

Syringes/needles/scalpels

And kidnapping.

Now let’s start!

her birth parents names were

Aka Shinamoru

And

Tani Shinamoru

No Himiko is not related to Akatani Shinamoru in any way I just used the name twice in the past because I was out of name ideas at the time and by now it’s too late to changer her name

Now when Mei was born her parents were already disappointed because she was born female and they were sexist assholes who wanted a boy so he could “carry on their legacy and become a hero” but apparently a girl couldn’t do that as well.

So of course they mildly abused her it was mostly just mild neglect and yelling but sometimes hitting her if she did something wrong, horrible parenting technique really.

they named her a mix of their names so her legal name was Akatani Shinamoru

I was dumb and named them the same ok?

Her life sucked at home and at school it was ok she didn’t really have any friends except for one, Jun Hano. Jun was her best friend they got along well because her parents also thought she should’ve been born a boy.

Then just a couple weeks before her fifth birthday Jun got a quirk! It was similar to her parents it gave her the ability to see the true nature of people meaning if say a random kid was acting nice she could tell if they were genuine or not.

But a month later Akatani still hadn’t gotten her quirk so her parents took her to the doctors to see why. But the doctor told them the worst possible news.

Akatani was quirkless.

She had the double pinky joint and therefore would not gain a quirk

But it seemed her body should be able to handle a quirk if she had one, her body was fit for whatever quirk she should’ve gotten.

Her mom was able to take energy from the surrounding area and give it to herself allowing her to feel more energized, she could also take energy from people. Her dads quirk allowed him to heal people using the persons own energy and her body seemed to be fit for holding more energy than most people but without a quirk she couldn’t do anything.

When they got home her parents finally showed their anger and beat her.

And it only got worse from there.

Seriously this is when her life had some joy in it, it only gets worse.

Every little thing she did wrong she’d get yelled at and hit for, even just making a little bit of noise would wind up in her getting hit.

Her best friend noticed that Akatani was acting different and when she asked what happened she told her the truth.

She was quirkless.

But Jun didn’t care, so they made a plan, on akatani’s half birthday they would run away together changing their names to Mei and Tei and never looking back.

It would’ve happened but that night her parents had called someone to the house. From what Akatani heard they were talking about her, but she could only barely hear them, until they called for her.

When she came down she was met with what looked to be an old man with odd glasses and a mustache, along with her parents and two other people who looked like bodyguards of sorts wearing all black and carrying firearms.

The weird looking old guy greeted her kindly and said she could simply call him the doctor, he said he was here to help with her quirk problem.

She got a little excited if he was here to help then she’d have a quirk and when she runs away she’d have a better chance at getting a job!

But then it all went to shit, after her parents gave him the money he told the guards to shoot her parents.

And they did.

Her parents were shot, and dead.

Being only five she of course tried to scream but “the doctor” covered her mouth before she could.

The guards then lit her house on fire and ran, with the doctor picking her up and running with them.

She was shoved into the trunk of a car and was stuck in there for what felt like hours crying and realizing she was never gonna get to run away with Jun.

Also I forgot to say, Jun’s name is pronounced like the month June.

When she was finally taken out of the trunk she seemed to be in a large garage it was well lit with white walls and a concrete floor, there was no clutter in the room except for five other vehicles. There was a large white van, a grey Volvo, a medium sized box truck that was blue in the front and its back was entirely white, a blue minivan, and another van but this one was black.

She wasn’t taken towards any of these vehicles though, instead she was taken out of the room and into a hallway, it was small but not too cramped and had the same white walls and concrete floor as the garage except it was a bit darker and had a dozen doors across each wall.

They kept on making seemingly random turns down different hallways in this maze of a building until she was finally taken into a room.

Oh gods she wished she was back home.

The room was medium sized with white tiled walls and matching floors, to the left was a table covered in scalpels, syringes filled with mystery liquids, quirk suppression cuffs and dozens of other things she didn’t know the names of. But the worst part was the middle of the room, there was a chair that looked like a dentists chair but ten times more uncomfortable, it was made of solid steel, had cuffs for the hands, feet, and torso, and had wires coming out of the back of it like those star wars torture devices they often put Jedi in.

She did not want to be put in that chair.

They put her in that chair. She tried to escape the man’s grip when he was putting her in but she was five and he was maybe sixty so he was much stronger than her and he managed to put her in the chair.

The doctor grabbed a syringe filled with a clear liquid and injected it into her arm. Immediately after she felt tired and drowsy, she tried to stay awake but after a few seconds she was out.

She woke up in a small dark room. there was nothing in the room other than her, but it was cold and the floor was hard. She got up and realized she was in what looked like an oversized white t shirt and white shorts, her arms and legs were covered in bandages and her hair was cut into a pixie cut.

Akatani didn’t feel any different than usual so what did he do?

Time skip to six months later cuz I’m lazy and on a swing.

Better question what didn’t the doctor do?

In maybe, six months? She had been put in the chair so many times that at this point she didn’t even fight. Her hair had turned white, from stress or the injections she didn’t know. And now the doctor says he has a special thing for her, whatever that is she honestly doesn’t want to know.

Forgot to say this is what Himiko looked like as a little kid

Time For Himiko’s Backstory As Promised!

Now back to the story. Also it’s after the doctor gives her the surprise.

Everything hurt, every single part of her body felt like it was being stabbed by burning knives and she just wanted it to stop. The part that hurt the most was her left eye, whatever the doctor did to it was horrible. before the pain even came in she already couldn’t see out of it and it stung.

She hoped it would stop soon, maybe the doctor would decide that he was done with the experiments and he would send her out on the missions he keeps on talking about. at least then she wouldn’t be in this cell any more.

After what felt like days but was probably only a couple hours the pain finally subsided and only her eye hurt, she still couldn’t see out of her eye but at least she wasn’t in extreme pain only mild pain.

Then the doctor came in.

Great she thought, he’s either here to torture me more or hopefully send me off on one of the missions he says he’s been preparing me for.

It wasn’t a mission, but luckily it wasn’t experimenting either. Instead he was taking her to what he called “the training room” apparently she was going to practice using her quirks and learning different fighting styles and techniques which didn’t sound too bad, especially compared to how her life usually was.

Time skip to six hours later

She takes it back this is almost as bad. She’s been training for hours and the doctor says that she’s only halfway through her training for today. She’s already, practiced her teleportation abilities which she didn’t even know she had until today, she has practiced karate and taekwondo, and now she’s working on what the doctor calls “Jieitaikakutōjutsu” which he said was a military self defense fighting system that focuses on hand to hand, bayonet, and knife fighting.

He also said that after she gets used to fighting in taekwondo, karate and jieitaikakutōjutsu she would work on incorporating them into her own fighting style. Which he said she should be able to start doing in four or five months and should finish in a year. After that she could start going on missions.

She wished she could go on missions now because then at least she could go outside, but at least the experimentation is finally over.

Time skip to four months later.

The doctor says that she can now start incorporating all the fighting styles she’s learned into her own personal style, which should hopefully be a bit funner than this because after four months of almost constant practice she’s tired and bored of doing the same stuff every day. But at least with all this training she gets fed more. She gets one full meal a day along with four five minute water/bathroom breaks a day.

The first thing she has to do is work on slightly altering the moves she’s learned by adding maneuvers from separate techniques. It was fun especially since she got to choose what moves she was altering and what she added to them. She hadn’t really gotten to choose things for most of her life so this was a good change.

Ok so you probably don’t know what jieitaikakutōjutsu is and if you do that’s impressive.

Jieitaikakutōjutsu is a Japanese military self defense fighting style that uses knives, hand to hand, and bayonet fighting.

I found out about this when searching for knife fighting techniques in Japan because himiko was taught knife fighting in her past but has her own fighting style so I picked jieitaikakutōjutsu.

Jieitaikakutōjutsu is pronounced

jee-et-tai-ka-ku-to-jutsu

Which is hard to say but not as hard as

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis which is actually my favorite word

Now back to the story!

She’s been been creating her own fighting style for three months now and has gotten pretty good at incorporating different moves into preexisting ones, along with constantly adapting her fighting style mid fight to better defeat enemies. The doctor has also started having her research into different heroes fighting styles, specifically underground heroes since the doctor says she’ll be fighting them more often.

One hero she is especially interested in is Eraserhead who’s an underground hero with a quirk that can erase other quirks and uses a scarf as a support item.

Eraserhead is apparently the top underground hero so the doctor is having her practice using a scarf similar to his so she can counter his attacks.

Time skip to three months later.

The doctor is sending her on her first mission today and she has a plan. A plan to escape.

Yes this place has been okay as of late but she knows that there are better places she could be. Plus she doesn’t want to be fighting heroes, she in fact wants to be one and she can’t do that if she’s their enemy.

Her mission is to infiltrate the musutafu police station and download all the information they have onto a hard drive then bring it back to the doctor unnoticed. Her plan is instead to take the information then also steal some piece of police equipment and use it to take off her cuffs, after that she’ll destroy the usb stick and teleport outside before running away.

I’m gonna leave this here for now because this is already a fanfic at this point so I’ll do it chapter by chapter

Also I’m thinking about posting this on wattpad as an actual fanfic, should I?

If you want to learn more about jieitaikakutōjutsu Wikipedia has links to two different videos showing it along with talking about it. But really just searching jieitaikakutōjutsu will get you results

Have a nice day and I’ll post chapter two soon! I’ll also post a chapter index that lets you access each chapter easier! :)

Here’s the link for the chapter index!