Can We Just Agree That Kelnacca Was The Most Sane One In This Whole Show In This New Episode No Bad Dialogue,

Unreliable narrator except they’re not unreliable they’re straight up lying about everything and the other narrator has to keep correcting them.

Narrator 1: I’m telling you, they’re alive. It was just a little burn.

Narrator 2: They are not, in fact, alive. They jumped into an erupting volcano.

she gives me life

Fun fact: I can’t render

Clone wars characters at a fancy party:

Anakin: Dances with Padme the entire time, has no sense of subtly. Nearly punches another senator in the face for disrespecting her. Encourages Rex to 'go get the girls'.

Ahsoka: Is literally gorgeous in whatever she's wearing. Takes a sip of wine and immediately regrets it. Hangs around her masters and brothers the whole time. Tries to bite the senator who dissed her bestie.

Obi wan: Shows up in a tuxedo and a limouse, dressed to the nines. Heads straight for the wine. Stops his two chaos gremlins padawans from attacking a senator.

Rex: Tries to avoid dancing. Gets roped into dancing with Ahsoka. Drank seven cups of coffee right before but is still tired. Internally laughs as his commander and general try to attack a senator.

Fives: Is late because he saw a really cute loth cat and had to stop and pet it. Falls into the fountain, needs Echo to help him out. Eats all the horderves.

Echo: Literally only showed up because he didn't trust Fives. Falls asleep during the boring parts. Tries to dance with Rex but gets rejected. Recorded Fives falling into the fountain to use as blackmail

BONUS

Yoda: Wearing a mini tuxedo and bringing a cooler full of frogs to snack on because nobody else did.

Cute clone thoughts

When the 501st first meet their new Commander, they're annoyed. Why should they have to deal with a youngligh, especially in the middle of a war? Ahsoka's just a liability.

But eventually their Mandalorian instincts kick in, and they can't just watch this child bounce around the walls unsupervised. So I present you with these thoughts;

Rex, making sure that she eats before every battle. If she hasn't, he'll pull out a ration bar from some secret pocket. He's the reason she's so healthy.

Echo, helping her study for her Jedi tests, even though he doesn't quite understand all the material. He's the reason she never fails a test.

Fives, showing her the best ways to prank their brothers. The first time that shaving cream shows up in their food, he's incredibly proud. He's the reason she's banned from ordering suspicious supplies.

Hardcase, sneaking her midnight snacks and gossiping with her until 3 in the morning. He's the reason she can eat three tubs of ice cream in as many minutes.

Jesse, teaching her the secrets of the ships and weapons even though he's not technically supposed to do that. He's the reason she can sneak through the Venator without anyone noticing.

And Ahoska is the reason they all smile a little brighter, the reason that their dreams aren't quite as bad, the reason the 501st is so damn protective of their commander. Because that's their little sister, and they're her big brothers.

BONUS

Kix, handing her a cute sticker and gently wiping away her tears after giving her shots because she's scared of needles. He's the reason she's not anymore.

Aayla secura. Shaak ti. Sabine wren. Padme amidala.

THE woman of all time. Get her on the cover of space Vogue

hc that Padme sometimes passes down used dresses to Ahsoka

@aviyx thanks for the idea!

Something something Jayce having a one-eye-covered motif throughout the second season… something something it being in the new intro and the corrupted statue on the alternate dimension… something something ever since Viktor came out of the Hexcore he appeared to have his eyes open but his followers eyes became blank and blind whenever he took control… something something he believed himself to be enlightened but was projecting his own view onto the world… something something Viktor’s mask half-melted away in the final act to reveal the eye which Jayce had covered in other scenes… something something Viktor and Jayce weren’t able to see from the same perspectives but ultimately when their views were brought together they finally found a way to pull their paths back together through affection

Umm holy shit?? Just saw Deadpool 3 and… wow. Hello new hyperfixation

Do I have any idea what I’m doing? No. Am I having fun making these wips? (Rhetorical question)