"Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe." – Andrea Gibson
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
There's this café/bakery where I live and I always order a sweet french toast for breakfast and the waitress doesn't even need to ask me what I want anymore. She also keeps an eye out for me and notices when I haven't been there in a while. It feels nice to know that the staff look forward to seeing me and that they know I'm not going to cause a scene or anything, they also know that I tip well :) Idk, I like being a regular.
Starving to death this morning because ive been to the new local cafe twice this week already and if i go a third time ill look desperate.
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maisie peters and taylor swift are just like me because i too have never gotten over anything that has ever happened to me
I’ve seen it…in the ᵖᵒᵉᵐˢ in the ₛₐₙ𝒹ₛ
I’ve pleaded…with the ᵖᵒʷᵉʳˢ and their ₚₗₐₙₛ
I tried to…re-WRITE it but I can’t…
it’s the HIStory…the history of man
she stays ᵘᵖ…he’s sleeping like a ₗₐₘᵦ
she BEGS ʰᶦᵐ…he says he DOESN’t ᵤₙ𝒹ₑᵣstand
she LOVES ʰᶦᵐ…more thAN ᵃⁿʸone ever ₕₐₛ
in the HIStory…the history of man
ʜᴇ sᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ʏᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ. ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇᴅ ʜᴇᴀᴠ-ᴇɴ.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇɴ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴡᴀʀs ʏᴇᴛ ᵀʳᵒʸ ʜᴀᴛᴇs Hᴇʟₑₙ
ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ’s ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ. ʟᴇᴛʜᴀʟ ᴡᴇᴀᴘ-ᴏɴs.
(ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴛₑₙₑ𝒹?)
ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴍʏ ʟʏʳᶦᶜˢ! ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴠᴇɴᵒᵐ!
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴍʏ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᵒᵇˢeₛₛᵢₒₙ…
take the hand and gO WITH HIm
be the clock that hE WATChes
wait unTIL He gets bored and—
wanders back to the FORest
lose the world that you LIVE in
PREtend that it’s what you WANTed
it’s a life! I could have! I know…
"You're being a superstar and all I've got are victim cards" "But baby, when you touch her, I bet she doesn't flinch" "If we're livin' the dream, I hope we never wake up" "Gave a two-word response, and I was havin' a breakdown" "We could live off of magic and maybes" "Love's a verb and not a bandage" "I'm doing better, I made it to September I can finally breathe" "So Samson blamed Delilah But given half the chance I, I would have made him weaker too"
”baby i'm the illiad of course you couldn't read me” “and what was cheap to you was all i had” “oh mr bruce wayne where's that cape now?” ”nobody actually happy and healthy has ever felt so desperate to prove it” “i'm on a one way to trip to take over the world you could have come, babe i held out my hand” “well fucking sue me because at least then we could talk about it” “it was shining lights it was rock n roll”
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
work song by hozier / mahmoud darwish
When Unreal Unearth comes out, I'm going to crawl into the bog with Andrew for however long it takes me to process the album because holy shit I am NOT going to be okay for a while after it comes out.
it’s not a hozier song unless i can’t tell if it’s about the evils of capitalism or eating pussy
We need help, but yes. Bonus points if they would punch you if you tried to hug them<3
*fictional man who has killed in cold blood, is mean to everyone, who is allergic to feelings and is emotionally constipated*
*points* yes, that one. he’s my comfort character
"Hi, I'm Ms. Walker and I'm the dog walker you hired."
*points at a Gnashgab* Look broth'r! There's thy equal.
Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering
^^^
thinkin bout this post
I was thinking about this exact same thing earlier today.
“I just want someone to be truly happy because of me. Someone who is happy to see me, happy to hear me, happy to know me.”
— Unknown