Ok So Apparently Salvation Army Sucks So Don't Support It.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Girls don’t want boyfriends. Girls want bookshelves with sliding ladders.

Did anyone else’s friend group in middle school become completely obsessed with bread or were we weird?

i am a straight female but there is a really cute girl in my womens studies class. is it appropriate to tell her that i think shes hot as hell?

imma try to not get too political but F YEAH! GO BARBIE!

ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-

BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

ive seen a bunch of things where its like “murder is not the answer. its a question and the anwer is yes.” but how about murder is a rhetorical question. murder? we’ll never know. theres no real answer. 

Update: they are corpses that are infected with a fungus that animates corpses and is spread by injection into the blood stream.

1: would vampires breast feed? 2: when do baby vampires get their fangs?

The school hotdogs taste like coagulated hotdog water in a nice cardboard bun.

The most incorrect statement that I’ve ever heard is: “straight white men are the most discriminated people today.” THE GUY WHO SAID THAT WASNT JOKING EITHER! He was completely serious. I wish I was lying.