Guys I Love Peter Sm Im Not Even Joking He’s So Me Asf

the end is so half assed ok ok bye

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

Jack baiting Ralph like he’s a moody cat and Jack’s the spineless indulging owner bribing him with a piece of expensive salami is soooooo funny bc he’s making the most outrageous requests with the held back exasperation of someone who knows they’re right- WHEN HES NOT

“Cmon. cmon stop being a damn patron saint and join my tribe alr. yes we killed two of your friends- how long are u going to be upset abt that?”

What a dick. My least favorite gay republican. GTFO

—> will be writing Jack centered fics

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

rp idea!! I’ll be a sexy bad boy and ur hokage Also i have Penis

LMFAOOOOOO this is so fucking famous I need fanart and subreddits now

im so normal abt him ajsdlkaljfesahsajfjdslk

halo feeds me selfship lore as bedtime stories we have never been so up. clutching onto u with my claws

I FUCKING HATE HANAMIYA

both Ralph n Jack being suppressors is so funny bc like. There are multiple elephants in the room guys cmon feed it a peanut or two

Esp if Ralph survives the stab and doesn’t get rescued bc like the elephant is ac a giant scar taking up ur lower stomach and they’ll still turn their heads off their shoulders before they address it straight. Mf u did this.?.

“So… have you finally been swayed by my awesome reasoning?”

“‘Reasoning’?”

and that’s as close as they get