I Love Captions On Nudey Posts. "Do You Like Tight Holes?" I Mean I Suppose I Do. Never Been Displeased

Kuroko to me is what a magic genie is to a hopelessly broken individual who clasps the situation by their teeth, makes two wishes to fulfill their life goals, of which may include traveling world wide or petting a lion without getting mauled, before utilizing that last wish to die painlessly, peacefully, and completely without effort or thought

I’m insane about him… yeah? Grass is green- just listen to what im saying tho

wanting to die casually is so funny bc its like taking a rlly chill dog with u as u run errands

Yeah sure let’s check out the deli- and the little fucker is by ur feet yipping

Lmfao u should die today

and it’s like yeah yeah- hi, I’ll take some potato wedges pls tysm

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

disregard freak out I love my friends more than- *gag* more tha- *gag*

more than my blorbo…

Reddit AU where lawlight posts on r/AITA (am I the asshole) everytime they have a disagreement and it chronicles out of control to the point they're famous and everyone pretty much knows its Kira and L.

peak

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Role reversal au where everything is the same except Ralph was head of the choir n Jack was just that random kid lmfao

I honestly think they would’ve gotten off island at that first ship, and not bc all of the choir boys would’ve listened to him, but enough of them would yk

Ralph would walk up but instead of being all, “ok we had our aura moment, take off ur capes now” he’d have alr had them undressed so evb is just like oh. More kids. LMFAO

Would Jack be sm more of a brat bc no one’s listening to him? Ofc but yk. He’s just a guy atp

Edit: just realized that if everything was the same, Jack would still be chief. So um, that’s fucking changing too, bc Jack is NOT charismatic like that to have won without support, mf didn’t even win with support lmfao

i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative

for free ninety nine u could be ur fav ill-adjusted yaoi today

the trick is self-inserting

onto the one that hates

vulnerability the most

…yeah i have a queer relationship with gender, why?