Hmmm

Blythe Baird, from If My Body Could Speak; “What I couldn’t explain via text”

[Text ID: “I still don’t know how / to love someone / without swallowing them.”]

my ideal first date : we watch my top 5 favorite community episodes and i quote every single line. I pause every 5 seconds to explain a reference or to point out how a small detail actually shed an important light on a characters development up to this point and in the later seasons. I pause the episode for 30 minutes to explain the entirely of the season 3 plotline. After basic human anatomy i explain how "season 4 isnt really that bad" and trobed as a ship and central relationship in the show, adn in addition the emphasis the show puts on queerness both in characters and plotlines and how the time period contributed to that. Also everytime Abed says a line I say how hes just like me fr.

My predictions for who the two new hermits will be:

Skizzleman and TheMythicalSausage - this one's pretty much the safest guess. They've both worked with multiple hermits before

SmallishBeans and LDShadowLady - This one's another obvious one. I think their dynamic would make the server even more chaotic

Stampylongnose and Squaishey - These two are much less likely to join, but I'd be interested to see what they'd do on the Hermitcraft server

GoodTimesWithScar and Mumbo Jumbo - It's a pretty safe decision to add them as new members, considering they're already on the server

HBomb94 and CoughingBaby94 - HBomb is already friends with multiple hermits, and these two are basically a package deal

Iilluminaughtii and James Somerton - It's not like they have anything better to do

Two additional, smaller Grians - They can follow Regular-Sized Grian around and crack jokes

Two random dudes who have never played Minecraft before - It would be nice to give the smaller creators a spotlight

Every member of Quackity SMP fused into two giant flesh abominations - This could be an exciting way to bring the whole mcyt fandom together like never before

Doctor Dre and Snoop Dogg - Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait

Nebraska Man and Piltdown Man - Don't let the fact that they're well-known archaeological hoaxes fool you, these two are accomplished builders and redstoners, and they'd fit in well with the current server members

Ometecuhtli and Omecihuatl - It would be interesting to see what fun new dynamics two primordial Aztec creation deities bring to the server

The human personification of existential dread and fear of the inevitable passing of time and Martyn InTheLittleWood - both are familiar faces in the Hermitcraft community, and it's only a matter of time before they properly become hermits

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

This gotta be the funniest clip I could ever- ... They are the silliest

Love is… …to agree with his silly ideas