Okay So Just Finished The First Episode Of Spy X Family Season2 And It Was So Good I Can't Wait For More!

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet? Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

Let's go dude!

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

This is just so good! The COD one made me laugh way to hard😂

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

i am crying i can't breathd

I was not expecting to see wild eyed Yusuke out of nowhere but I have and now this pic will stay in my brain for the next week. thank you op

I've found it. The best post not only does it have great facts but its also an Ed, Edd & Eddie meme!

No stop, that's not how guns work! A bullet would go straight threw your finger and tear it apart! Its like accidentally pricking your finger with a sowing needle but with the force of a tiny explosion behind it causing it to move at high speeds that is able to go through your chest cavity! Imagine what it can do to your little fingers at close range!!! Please don't do this!!!

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

Well evidently my brain wanted a break from drawing Fontaine sibling stuff (I swear to God if I don't finish that wip I'll simply cease to exist) so I went to play around with anatomy and perspective sketches (I am not good with either I'm a beginner artist dude) and one of my oc's came to mind and next thing I know I had a full sketch so please enjoy my boy Matt (I know it's very rough I'm not used to drawing like this but recently my brain likes it so I'm trying to get better, also no one bring up my percentage I know it's low 😭)

He doesn't normally wear glasses but I did sketch him with his glasses too big ol' square boys (he wears them when it's late after washing up because he took out his contacts to shower)

I might sketch his bf later if I'm still in a low art mood just to keep up steam (I'm lagging on the Fontaine siblings wip because I'm on clothes and it's the absolute bane of my existence but I really don't want to abandon it 😭)

If anyone wants to ask questions about him feel free 💙💙💙

This is the greatest thing I've come across in awhile😂

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this