Ah my fave ship. Then again my fave poly ship is ryuakekita because it just feels like my relationship (I see one of my boyfriends as Ryuji cause he's pervy but a good dumb boi with chronic pain and the other as Goro cause he's fucking crazy and masks happy a lot but he loves us in his sweet way. And I just like Yusuke a whole lot! Also nerodivergent kings đ) so I guess when I see Goro and Yusuke together I think of my boyfriend and go soft đ (same goes for ryukita or ryugoro)
Hi, today weâre akekitaeing.
I just think they would be so soft and devoted to each other. The kind of discreet couple that becomes obvious theyâre a couple, simply by quiet observation of their behavior, when theyâre out with friends or in public.
Honestly me talking to my mom! This is the type of shit I say to her. I. Am. The. Robot.
Yes put it's a good joke to keep telling
Somebody has probably made this joke before
You can be a boy princess and a girl prince you know. I wonât elaborate but you get it.
You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY
Firstly I would like to say I know this is probably a critical role VA joke. Having said that I think as characters they really would make a fun group and I fully believe they'd work on The Rule of Cool (against Theo's wishes probably). I think Yusuke would be delighted in sitting down and making character art and minis for everyone just for fun. Rise probably has music pulled up for the game and offered to give songs to whoever is playing a music based bard. Akihiko brought energy drinks and snacks for the game (Yusuke ate them all the first session and he's brought them ever since). The sibling need for Margaret to bully Theo every chance she gets is through the roof with this game. And Teddy is just trying to pull off the most asinine shit at every turn (He chose human fighter of this I am almost certain) Also the whole group is part of the ones fucking up the WOTC right now and I can't be convinced otherwise. Akechi is out here pulling up every receipt of those documents đ¤Ł. Also I think Jun from p2 would also fit in with this group. Btw the sheer amount of would be bards in this group is hilarious!
Sorry about this tangent I just like persona and DnD a lot.
I canât place it but I think theyâd have a great dnd game together
I don't know why I can still do this but i can evidently???? I don't know man.
This is just so good! The COD one made me laugh way to hardđ
Bro: You canât say youâre pan if youâve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you canât say youâre straight since youâve never had a girlfriend
Bro: toucheâŚ
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??Â
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure⌠$10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweetâŚcough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whoreâŚNo but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our schoolâŚ.
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: whatâs that?
Bro: basically sheâll date anyone
Friend: think sheâll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: soâŚhow was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)âs house because youâre pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and theyâre both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldnât get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONSÂ
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and âyoure attracted to everyone regardless of genderâ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because iâm straight i like every girl momâŚshe can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out youâre queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweetâŚ..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammitâŚ
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: youâre no longer grandmas favoriteâŚnow i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i canât punch a girl!Â
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
Ayyyyyyy I'm Trans and genderfluid my dudes! Come chill here if you ever need to talk!
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
Oh my lord
Trans girl Yusuke is my shit dude. I love coming up with stuff for her, sadly there's only like one or two fics out there with her. đ
okay this line from rising phoenix got me to thinking;
âYa sure?â Ryuji said, glancing around himself. âThe only blue hair I see are some girls. I mean, I guess they could be a girl, but - â
i actually thought that yusuke was going to be a girl at first - idk why i just did - up until yusuke was revealled still to be well, himself. now for some reason i want someone to write a persona 5 au where everythings the same except yusuke is a girl (either cis or trans!)
Hi Hi call me Kai He/They/Ze Panromantic Aegosexual I struggle with tones so please be patient with me! đ
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