... Okay I Still Do... But Hey They're Comfy (sometimes)! Hell I Don't Even Have Pillows, Just Stuffies...

You know what? This feels like something right out of The Magnus Archives. Like the whole crew of the Strawhats+Sunny was swallowed up by the vast and just narrowly escaped cause they didn't really know what would happen but knew if they let their guard down it would be over for them. What I'm saying is this was written absolutely beautifully!!! I loved it so much and even though it was short it gave a great deal of suspense absolutely wonderful!!!

We know there's a lot of weird spots that the strawhats have traveled through and I was thinking about what things would be super creepy out on the open water.

And I thought the sea is always moving, right? There's almost always going to be the sound of waves and water, even if it's quiet. There's almost always going to be the sway that comes from being at sea, the smell of salt, the harsh line of the horizon, etc.

But what if there wasn't? What if the water goes silent and the ship goes still? What if the horizon disappears in a night that's too dark to be normal and the moon is the only light but it sits in the sky more like a gaping hole than the usual nighttime companion?

Dark

Quiet

Still

Something where Luffy and Zoro are out on the ship in the middle of the night, the moon too high and too bright but everything much darker than it should be. The water and sky around them is all a wrong sort of black.

Luffy sits ridged on the figurehead and the frown is clear from the lines of his body even though he's facing forward. Zoro standing on the deck right behind him, the muscles of his back drawn tight and he has his hands on his swords. They're both almost swallowed by the dark.

The moonlight cuts across the deck in a harsh, sterile light.

Sanji leans against the mast towards the back, the very edge of his shoes teasing the cut of the moonlight. The red glow of his cigarette lights up his face just enough to see the harsh slant of his brow and the tightness of his jaw. The smoke is white as it leaves him and then gets swallowed by the dark.

Robin off to the side, arms crossed and hip resting against the side of the deck. She looks like stone in the low light, shoulders back and a blank look on her face.

All of them hyper focused on where the horizon should be, but is instead it's just endless, wrong dark.

Everything still and silent. The water doesn't move and there's no breeze.

The world is holding it's breath.

Quiet.

The only sound is their heartbeat in their ears and shallow breathing that's almost soundless. Chopper clings tight to Nami who's pressed side to side with Usopp. Franky and Brook are both on the other side of the room, keeping watch and braving the edges of moonlight that come through the little window. They're motionless, Brook blends into the shadows and leaves only the occasional white bone for the moon to catch. Franky is especially menacing and huge in the near nonexistent light.

They don't go out, terrified of making a noise that would break whatever silence is currently blanketed over them, terrifed that they'd make Luffy and the others lose focus and take their eyes off whatever they're watching or waiting for.

They stay curled up and silent against the wall that separates them from the moon and the night. It's dark inside the cabin but it's softer than whatever is outside. It's almost comforting, like children hoping a blanket keeps away the monsters.

They stay like that all night. When the first splashes of color spill across the hoizon it seems like a blanket has been ripped off. Suddenly air comes easier into their lungs and their muscles relax enough to flex fingers that had been clenched for hours and roll shoulders that had gone tight.

Zoro is back to his normal napping spot of deck, chin already dropping down to his chest and swords laid across his lap.

Luffy is still on the figurehead but he looks like he's humming to himself and looking towards the horizon with ease.

Robin is sitting down on the stairs, tired but relaxed as she leans into the morning breeze.

Sanji is already making his way towards the kitchen with a lazy stroll, the smell of his cigarettes lingers over the ship.

They don't ask.

Chopper scampers over to Zoro and carefully nudges the swords aside enough that he can climb onto his lap. He finally relaxes as Zoro wraps an arm around him, he's in one of the safest places on the ship.

Nami lets Sanji flutter around her longer than normal, sitting beside Robin who also seems content to indulge their cook a little extra today.

Usopp tails Franky, being careful on where he looks even though he knows there's no risk of him seeing anything terrible anymore. Franky asks something and Usopp launches into a story, eyes brightening up and a smile back on his face.

Brook goes to sit near Luffy and starts to play something warm and welcoming to greet the day.

It never happens again, at least not like it had that night.

Sometimes Luffy or Zoro seem to stare off at the horizon with a sharp intensity, but it breaks quickly.

Sometimes Sanji stands on the deck and smokes until there's a pile of ash at his feet, brow furrowed as he looks out over the water until he seems to blink and break himself out of it.

Sometimes Robin sits on the deck and wears the face she make when she's working on a puzzle, going though everything she knows and trying to make everything fit together.

That endless dark and haunting moon never reappear though. The dark only brings stars and the moon glows like a warm candle.

Ya know what, nah man that's valid as fuck, Miku is great dude

If y’all got cancelled what would you be cancelled for? Say it in the tags.

Not gonna say how old I am but definitely younger than 45 and older then 12 so, yeah, cool.

okay seriously reblog if you're older than 12

everyone in the notes is either “turning 45 in june!!!” or “does in three years count?? 😫😫😫”

This shit right here gonna make me cry

Well if this ain't me then, well then I guess it ain't me, but it is so mleh

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

Did you motherfuckers spell out Kung Pow Penis I'm fucking dying 😂 lol fuck the queen I could care less about her. There's a lot of people out there that directly died because of her. So shove it dude. I hope Diana is up there kicking her old ass all the way from Heaven's pearly gates, down to Hell's hollowed halls

Regardless of your political beliefs and preferences about Queen Elizabeth II, a human being has died. Many people in history have made mistakes, most of them NOT by their own personal choice. There are both the good and the bad; stop conveniently denying certain facts to forward your own biased, baseless opinions. You are no better than the colonialists that you claim to be 'against'; they used the same strategies as you but your head is too stuck up your ass to realize that.

Quit spewing your narrow-minded, HATEFUL rhetoric just for one day, take your meds, and grow the fuck up. Try having a little respect for your fellow human beings, much? Someone technically lost a mother, grandmother, aunt, etc today. You can go back to your extremist revisionist ramblings and narcissistic delusions tomorrow.

P.S: Please block me and fuck off forever if you also think blaming all of world history's problems are the sole fault of a single person. Your critical thinking abilities leave much to be desired, but hey, if ignorance is blissful enough for you to sleep at night, not my damn business. Bye 😎🖕

This supports my "Sakamoto family just end up adopting Yusuke (because mama sakamoto took one look and said "He's mine now") and Ryuji gets to play big brother to his stupid friend that keeps drinking paint water on accident and they do dumb shit like tag the train tunnels together then go eat beef bowls while Ryuji gushes about his first male crush that just so happens to be both their friend" (he crushes real hard that one) train of thoughts I've been having for some time now so I enjoy it very much, thank you.

Source: The Amazing World of Gumball

Akira: You need to take things a little easier. Okay? And no more big gestures.

Ryuji: Of course, Of course. *Pulls out a Walkie Talkie and whispers* Yusuke, abort, abort!

Yusuke: Uhh..too late.

Ryuji: What do you mean too-

*fireworks go off behind Akira*

Ryuji: *attempting to distract him* Don’t look behind you! I mean, let’s focus on the future. There’s no point in turning back!

Akira: Ryuji! *He looks up at the sky*

*A big firework goes off that says “I love you, Akira” *

Ryuji: Pfft. Nothing to do with me. Must be a different Akira.

*Another firework goes off that says “From Ryuji Sakamoto” *

Ryuji: *laughs nervously* What are the chances?!

*a final firework goes off in the shape of Ryuji's face*

Ryuji: *smiles nervously*

Akira: *rolls his eyes at him and smiles at him*

Beautiful.

Truly, beautiful

A work of art even.

I don’t know if putting it on here will get it to literally anyone who will think it’s funny but I spent too much time on this stupid edit to not put it on here

Have yet to watch the Wednesday show but my partner is currently watching it next to me on his phone while I crochet. This man is gonna turn to me happy and smiley showing me the happy little kiss between these two characters and I'm like "yay they got together" then I go back to crocheting and not five fucking minutes later he's gonna turn back around crying like WTF!!! I then had to google if one of the characters died cause he was sad to continue the show if the "little bee boy" was gonna be dead. Thank fuck he isn't but he's still sad he got hurt. In short thanks Wednesday writer's for giving my poor partner a mini heart attack after making him happy stim you asses 😂